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Al-Qaeda’s ‘suicide bombers wanted’ ad
Job offer on closed Internet forum seeks applicants who are utterly committed to completing their mission
Apparently low on bombers, al-Qaeda is running a (short-term) employment advertisement on its Shumukh al-Islam Internet forum. Under the heading “Area of activity: The planet Earth,” the ad seeks jihadists to carry out suicide attacks.
Applicants must be Muslim, mentally mature, dedicated, able to listen, and utterly committed to completing their mission, the Hebrew daily Yedioth Ahronoth reported on Tuesday.
Several email addresses are provided for applicants. While their real names are not required, candidates are asked to send details of their nickname or handle, their age, marital status, languages spoken and a list of passports in their possession.
The ad on the forum, which is accessible only to al-Qaeda members, specifies the targets of the terror attacks that applicants will be expected to carry out, including “People who fight Islam and Muslims” and enemy “financial, military and media targets.”
Maudie N Mandeville
August 15th, 2012
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Unneutral
August 15th, 2012
Yeah, how’s their medical plan?
MaryfromMarin
August 15th, 2012
Notice how no age minimum is required; they only need to be “mentally mature”. What are the odds of a high percentage of very young applicants being signed up by their parents?
DanlBoone
August 15th, 2012
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(hope this doesn’t blow–looks good in the text editor)
Buckwheat Hussein-O
August 15th, 2012
” mentally mature”
They will have to lower that bar a little bit if they are looking to hire muslima.
Sadie
August 15th, 2012
Shumukh al-Islam –
Translation: arabic for Shumuck in-islam.