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Sandusky To Write Follow Up To His First Book Called “Touched”
– Jerry Sandusky is using his time in jail to write a follow-up to his 2001 autobiography, the unfortunately named “Touched,” sources tell WJAC-TV.
Experts say that since convicted felons are banned from profiting from writing about their crimes, it is unlikely that Sandusky could make any money off a new book. Sandusky’s first book is still on sale at Amazon.com, where the review rated “most helpful” suggests that “‘Touched: The Jerry Sandusky Story’ will fit nicely in your bookshelf along such classics as ‘Knifed: The O.J. Simpson Story,’ ‘Fondler: Confessions of a Pedophile,’ and ‘Avoiding Blue Dresses: Sexual Harassment for the Aspiring Politician.’”
Hey, let’s write some books!
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