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JOE BIDEN – AMERICA’S FIRST OPENLY RETARDED VICE PRESIDENT!
Saying Joe Biden is a stupid idjit is like saying Michael Moore is politely plump. Or Whoopi Goldberg is merely homely. Michael Moore was recently arrested for impersonating Jabba the Hutt. And Whoopi…dear God…ooo-ga-leee! With those stupid dreadlocks, Whoopi looks like the Predator…on a bad day! Whoopi scares small children…who have yet to be born!
The major question concerning Biden’s mental acuity is whether he is really just THAT stupid or is it because he’s an old, tired libtard whose brain has rotted with inane Democrat talking points over the decades he has spent infecting Washington. If Joe Biden is the best Delaware’s got to offer….Great Googly Moogly! I ain’t ever taking my big sexy ass anywhere close to that burg! Not that I would anyway. Some of that stupid might rub off!
Biden has been released by Obama to entertain us with his Bidenisms on the campaign trail. You know you’re a mental disaster zone when you have a common description, “Bidenisms,” to describe all the crazy sh*t you say in public
Anonymous
August 15th, 2012
Has anyond seen Doh Biden today?
Anonymous
August 15th, 2012
I guess to their base, he is well spoken and intelligent.
Anonymous
August 15th, 2012
Biden rides in the short bus to work.
fullcirclethinker
August 15th, 2012
Obama is so in love with himself, he has Joe out there simply to make himself look even smarter (which wouldn’t take much)!
Stirrin the B.S.
August 15th, 2012
Slow Joe does not disappoint. Comment made today:
http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/biden-folks-wheres-it-written-we-cant-lead-world-20th-century_650017.html
dba...vagabond trader
August 15th, 2012
I find him swinish and repulsive. Like Trumkas older brother.
A heartbeat away from the nuke codes.
~shudder~
Anonymous
August 15th, 2012
Don’t revel in Biden’s stoopidity too much. It could be a trap.
The country should be rid of him certainly, but keep your eyes on the prize.
Xavier
August 15th, 2012
Keeping the focus on taxes, cancer, Biden’s antics – everything but jobs and the economy.
Anonymous
August 15th, 2012
Joe punts twice already and it’s only Wednesday.
Can’t wait until tomorrow. C’mon Joe make us proud!
Stirrin the B.S.
August 15th, 2012
Slowskie’s prepping material for the upcoming vice presidential debate:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKpX-5jQjQ0
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Twellsy
August 15th, 2012
Some retarded demoncrat on a news show said the V.P. debates will be a cakewalk for biden, because he is a “statesman” and Ryan isn’t. “Statesman”. Hahahahahahahah. When things in Iraq weren’t looking too rosy bidens the ass that said it should be split up into 3 separate states. Geez. Some statesman.
Grumpy
August 15th, 2012
Sorry folks but beginning to believe “Joe Dumbshits”
fuck-ups are by design. For each day that passes wherein the news cycle is focused on his antics rather than pushing “The Manchurian” on the real issues is another free trip around the board for the dims.
Obvious a 2 part strategy of baffle them with bullshit and dazzle them with Biden’s Professor Irwin Corey act.
AbigailAdams
August 15th, 2012
I can’t imagine what anyone could do to make him presentable for a debate against Paul Ryan. Look for a body/brain double or a little wire coming out of Biden’s ear on debate night. Look for a tape delay, too.
xiphos
August 15th, 2012
Biden: The posterboy for left turning doorknobs everywhere.
the aardvark
August 15th, 2012
Is Biden more like Charlie McCarthy or Mortimer Snerd? Duh! Yup! Or Lennie in Of Mice and Men, which way did they go George…
Buckwheat Hussein-O
August 15th, 2012
So why did they pick an incompetent fuckup like obama to be his guardian?
US Navy Corpseman
August 15th, 2012
That body and skin do not fit ‘Stretch’ Pelosi – needs a lot more wrinkles and sag – kinda’ like a dried prune.
Anonymous
August 15th, 2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRXTISnWFHk&feature=relmfu
It is not to late to jump off of the sinking ship..
CharlieWalksonWater
August 15th, 2012
Joey Biden. The only thing that kept him out of high school was 8th grade.
Lisl
August 15th, 2012
Stop makin’ fun of the special veep.
(Statesman. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!)
Grouchy Marx
August 15th, 2012
Overlooked in the so called Biden ‘back in chains’ gaffe was the fact he was using teleprompters.
“This was no boating accident”!!
This was written for him by the same 20 year old Hitler youth sitting in the backroom swilling Red Bull and trying to top each other with their blame and hate campaign speech rhetoric.