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Michelle Obama Scolds Olympics Hero Gabby Douglas for Eating an Egg McMuffin
America’s newest Olympics gymnastics star Gabby Douglas got scolded Monday night by first lady Michelle Obama for eating a celebratory Egg McMuffin at McDonald’s after the competition was over.
This occurred on NBC’s Tonight Show with host Jay Leno acting as the devil on Douglas’s shoulder congratulating her for the splurge.
[SNIP] For those who want to be spared from the video, here’s the transcript: more here, with video
JAY LENO, HOST: You trained your whole life, you win. How did you celebrate? What did you do?
GABBY DOUGLAS: We didn’t have time to celebrate. It was team finals and had to turn the page all-around finals and event finals after that. But, after the competition, I splurged on an Egg McMuffin at McDonald’s.
LENO: Egg McMuffin.
[Laughter]
MICHELLE OBAMA: Yeah, Gabby, we don’t, don’t encourage him. [Laughter] I’m sure it was on…
DOUGLAS: A salad.
OBAMA: a whole wheat McMuffin.
LENO: It was on a whole wheat bun.
OBAMA: Yeah.
LENO: So an Egg McMuffin. Very good.
[Light laughter]
OBAMA: You’re setting me back, Gabby.
DOUGLAS: Sorry.
OBAMA: It’s so hard.
LENO: So what were you eating, was it just like protein and cereal and all this. Do they watch you? Oh, you get like one cup of this and two? When you, what is your diet when you’re doing that? Is it really strict?
DOUGLAS: Well, yeah, we have to kind of watch what we eat sometimes, and just keep our bodies in shape, and the more protein the better because it recovers our muscles and we like to drink a lot of vitamin D. So, every day I had chicken or beef and cereal every morning. So, it was very good.
LENO: Okay, cool, very good.
h/t Norman Einstein
mkultra
August 14th, 2012
Hilarious. I see domesticated waterbuffalo – struggling to fit her big a$$ on a sofa – lecturing a fit young woman whose rear end takes up half a chair.
Brian in BC
August 14th, 2012
English Muffin
fresh egg
Canadian bacon
cheese
…and an athlete that burns 5000 calories a day…
Unreal…simply unreal.
TCNC
August 14th, 2012
Gabby, repeat after me – Ms. Obama – STFU.
scribble
August 14th, 2012
Gabby’s leg is thinner than Mooch’s bicep.
Troy
August 14th, 2012
If anyone from McDonalds give one red cent to these low class assholes that occupy the White House, they are more f#cked up than Slow-Joe Biden!
scribble
August 14th, 2012
It’s funny how Mooch’s dresses always fit the occasion – it looks like Mooch has splattered a few egg McMuffins all over herself
Lisl
August 14th, 2012
Gabby sure knows how to present herself better as well. Compare how she is sitting to how Obama is spread all over.
Did Obama receive at all ANY training as a little girl on how to act like a lady?
Anonymous
August 14th, 2012
Hey Squatch-
Porchmonkey much?
Fuck you,
Gabby
scribble
August 14th, 2012
I think Gabby just got herself a big fat McDonald’s contract selling egg McMuffins. Go for it, Gabby!!!!
Graceia
August 14th, 2012
You know the old adage – misery loves company? Well, these miserable “progressives” want each and every one of us to join them in misery, and if we have any joy, they try to ruin it in “helpful” ways like this food policing or in some other backhanded way. Disgusting!
norman einstein
August 14th, 2012
“Watch it, little girl…I could eat you whole.”
Gina
August 14th, 2012
well it’s better than what her husband eats
that is fer sher
MER
August 14th, 2012
What the hell is the blue-cheese mumu doing on the couch? Jeez, that fat-ass could wrap the entire Fab Five in her folds. MooMoo is a hypocritic dumbass.
Troy
August 14th, 2012
So, Gabby trains for years, works her ass off, wins a gold medal and yet she can’t have an egg mcmuffin?
When was the last time Moochell went without?
Hawaiian
August 14th, 2012
Okay so Moose just exposed herself as a fat ass AND an asshole. On national television.
Sweet.
chiefillinicake
August 14th, 2012
Hawaiian
JUST?
tom@drum
August 14th, 2012
What did mooch ever acomplish?
Chalupa
August 14th, 2012
Look at Gabby’s body language from that shot – looks like she’s afraid Moose’s ass is going to swallow hers.
scribble
August 14th, 2012
@ Gracela – no one summed it up better than this….
Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.
– Winston Churchill
reddecaesari
August 14th, 2012
i can’t wait for november.
this broad broad will be relegated to lecturing a captive audience waiting for their snap cards at the dmv.
Bad Brad
August 14th, 2012
I was hoping you guy were gonna post this. Gabby probably burn as many calories as Micheal Phelps, approx. 12,000 calories a day. And the Clydesdale gonna bust her chops about a freaken eggamuufin. I really hope she understands how stupid she is, and I really hope Gabby walked away thinking what a dumb fat bitch moose is. I wish Gabby would have flipped around on her and said calories in calories out bitch.
reddecaesari
August 15th, 2012
@scribble
thanks for that quote.
fantastic.
marleenna1959
August 15th, 2012
Excuse me, I thought Gabby had a loving mother and a coach to watch out for her.
reddecaesari
August 15th, 2012
meanwhile…
paul ryan quietly works out to his p90x tapes.
Corona
August 15th, 2012
Don’t move, Gabby. They don’t eat what they can’t see moving.
Bad Brad
August 15th, 2012
Lisl:
“Gabby sure knows how to present herself better as well. Compare how she is sitting to how Obama is spread all over. ”
That’s because of the chaffing fat. Oh but by all means give diet advise to a freaken Olympic athlete. I just feel like screaming.
chiefillinicake
August 15th, 2012
Brad
Keep your powder dry, pal.
The dickslap that we’re about to deal these asshats will result in Mooch being interviewed by the IRS in the future, if she’s lucky.
JohnR
August 15th, 2012
You know what Michelle? Fuck you! Shut up your big fat ass mouth already. I’m sick and tired of your holier than thou attitude to us low people who don’t live in the white house like you and your turd of a man. Just shut up and leave us alone
Chuck U Farley
August 15th, 2012
So, it’s official…J Leno loves to lick Mooshell’s Twatwaffles.
Dickey Do Fan
August 15th, 2012
Romney Tells Obama: “Take your Campaign of Division, and Anger and Hate back to Chicago”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo-rfzzpcU0
As well as that fat mammalian you call your wife.
99th Squad Leader
August 15th, 2012
Gabby was very humble and gracious to that crass, gluttonous, vindictive cow. Moo is so jealous of Gabby she just had to bring her down.
Patricia
August 15th, 2012
Wow, has that elephant got balls!
Unneutral
August 15th, 2012
God forbid, don’t make Michelle look bad….as if she doesn’t do that on her own.
Now Gabby, be a good little sheeple and make me lood good.
Bad Brad
August 15th, 2012
I hope you’re right Chief. It’s getting way to thick.
Truth to Power
August 15th, 2012
Mark 7:18; 19-21
Jesus said:
18 And he saith unto them, Are ye so without understanding also? Do ye not perceive, that whatsoever thing from without entereth into the man, it cannot defile him;
19 Because it entereth not into his heart, but into the belly, and goeth out into the draught, purging all meats?
20 And he said, That which cometh out of the man, that defileth the man.
21 For from within, out of the aheart of men, proceed evil thoughts, adulteries, fornications, murders,
22 Thefts, covetousness, wickedness, deceit, lasciviousness, an evil eye, blasphemy, pride, foolishness:
23 All these evil things come from within, and defile the man.
WORKS FOR WOMEN TOO!
jayne
August 15th, 2012
Why were these two on the tonight show together? What’s the connection? Just another sop to the Obama’s. Leno had Gabby on to make Michelle look good. Using an accomplihsed, lovely, gracious, he’s a worm. As is Mrs. O.
jayne
August 15th, 2012
Correction to crummy iotw edit: “Using an accomplished, lovely, gracious, boldly Christian girl like that is beneath contempt. Leno’s a worm as is Mrs. O.”
Bad Brad
August 15th, 2012
I disagree on Leno. I could be dead wrong here, but, I think the dudes a closest Hollywood Conservative The network book this stuff, not him. You gotta admit, he’s one of the few that go after numb nuts.
Dickey Monkey Do
August 15th, 2012
Here’s something for you, Brad :
” Firearms Bureau Struggles to Define Its Role”
The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosivesbrings fewer than a hundred alcohol and tobacco casesa year. It now plays second fiddle to the Federal Bureauof Investigation on explosives. And its skill at catchingfirearms violators is in doubt after the flawedprobe known as Fastand Furious.
No wonder the agency’s boss is looking to reinvent it, and maybe even change its name.
The ATF is a Washington oddity, stitched together in the 1970s from units going back to the age of Prohibition.Gun-rights supporters are wary of it, yet they are also loath to see firearms regulation move to the FBI.
So the ATF survives, and acting director B. ToddJoneshas to figure out what to do with it. “We’re the entity that everyone loves to hate,” said the 55-year-old former Marine.
Mr. Jones, who doublesas the U.S. attorneyinMinneapolis, said he sees a “sweet spot” for the agency in tackling violent crime, particularly in some big cities like Philadelphia that have seen an increase in murders and drug-related shootings.
Hence an idea discussed by top ATF officials: ditching the agency’s anachronistic seven-wordname and rebranding it the Violent Crime Bureau. Mr. Jones confirmsthe discussions, but cautions it isn’t easy because the change would require congressional approval. The bigger point, he says, is to improve the morale and professionalism of agents who often grumble about being overshadowedbythe FBI.
Since taking over lastyear as the ATF’s fifth acting director in six years, Mr. Jones has tightened controlsover undercover probes and confidential informants. New chiefs are in place in 16 field offices. And he consulted a historian to digupproud moments in the agency’s past. Legendary lawman Eliot Ness worked for an ATF predecessor known as the Bureauof Prohibition, leading his team of “untouchables” against the distilleries that made Al Capone rich.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10000872396390444042704577587230600869526.html
Jerry Manderin
August 15th, 2012
Michelle. Your ass is a Super-Sized Egg McMuffin.
Grizz kill monkey
August 15th, 2012
Dickey Monkey Didn’t (these names are kind of fuN)
Got this from my CUZ today whom post here regularly. (It;s a challenge)
Figure this one out.
http://www.infowars.com/national-weather-service-follows-dhs-in-huge-ammo-purchase/
/
If ya don’t think there’s some weird black bag shit going on you got another thing coming. What, is this the arming of the brown shirts.
Fxxckers shoulda stuck with the 45
Kang Baay
August 15th, 2012
Leno is a socialist.
Grizz kill monkey
August 15th, 2012
Kang Baay
Maybe, show us why.
Monkey rapes Grizz
August 15th, 2012
Thanks Grizz.
Grizz files lawsuit
August 15th, 2012
The only good thing to come out of this stuff is that it lets conservatives unleash their inner weirdness.
Grizz kill monkey
August 15th, 2012
Monkey rapes Grizz, Jeez dude, that’s almost like check mate, oh except the monkeys already dead’ LOL. Read that link I posted above, it’s more than mysterious. Pretty strange shit going on here in the good old USA.
Grizz kill monkey
August 15th, 2012
Yea that one directly above my last is not me. (Grizz files lawsuit)
Grizz kill monkey
August 15th, 2012
Now I kind of want to unleash my inner weirdness on this ass bite face to face. But, alas, he’s a progressive (coward) so it will never happen.
Kang Baay
August 15th, 2012
Grizz
In 2004 Leno told an L.A. Weekly reporter that he used to read the socialist magazine Mother Jones.
Jay Leno’s Wife: “The Koran Is More Liberal With Women Than The Bible”
He’s married to that.
best I can do right now. He does own some cool cars so maybe I’m wrong.
Kang Baay
August 15th, 2012
you guys are cracking me up!
Bad Brad
August 15th, 2012
Kang Baay, Thanks for the info. You can never tell. I made my judgement solely on the fact that he does have a tendency to cap on the communist.I will do some more research. I guess you keep hoping for these guys. He does have some damn cool cars though.
Bob M.
August 15th, 2012
I heard MOOCH went down on an Egg McMuff a time or twelve in college… [whistling]
MaryfromMarin
August 15th, 2012
Sorry, BB. Grizz files lawsuit was me, attempting (wholly unsuccessfully) to make a joke, and also see what it’s like to change screen names.
Big fail. Not worth it! Apologies again.
Dickey Monkey Do
August 15th, 2012
That’s fascinating Brad. Keep us posted. I’ll be looking for multiple sources.
Dickey Monkey Do
August 15th, 2012
@Mary.
Bad Brad
August 15th, 2012
MaryfromMarin, well them I’m calling the fight off because there’s nothing worse then getting your ass kicked by a girl. It’s just not good for a guy named grizz, or bad, or what ever.
MaryfromMarin
August 15th, 2012
@BB–
NO kicking was intended EVER. I just thought it was funny.
I’m reminded of an old “Pogo” strip, where someone said “a thousand pardons!” and then they were required to say each one out loud.
“Pardon me”
“Pardon me”
“Pardon me”
“Pardon me”
.
.
.
.
.
Xavier
August 15th, 2012
Bad Brad = Grizz?! Hell bro I didn’t know that was you!
Carry on with the monkey fucking.
IOpian
August 15th, 2012
Whatever happened to ‘It’s my body, it’s my choice?’
Doesn’t apply here ?
US Navy Corpseman
August 15th, 2012
those ‘toned’ arms look kinda’ flabby — match her other rolls hidden under those twenty yards of drapery cloth. She better get back to the garden and pull some weeds – and lay off the curly fries with extra cheese.
Troy
August 15th, 2012
The wife of “the smartest man in the world” just insulted a corporation that gave billions in advertising and support to the Olympics so Gabby could compete. Yeah, that is one smart silverback.
Ricky
August 15th, 2012
considering what Mooshell has put into her mouth, including Barry…
picture it…picture it…(Gag!)
’nuff said..
captiva
August 15th, 2012
Nice moo moo lard-ass
Tracy
August 15th, 2012
LOOMING LARGE
NObama2012!
Open The Door
August 15th, 2012
Looks like the CFA idiot has some competition.
I can’t wait until Moose gets older, the fat rolls will make ‘Retha look like Gabby.
norman einstein
August 15th, 2012
Once again, Moose lives up to the campaign theme “Winning the Future”… affectionately known as “WTF”???
Callmelennie
August 15th, 2012
I don’t want to be spared the video. I love it when proggos fuck up and accidentally reveal their true loathsome and despicable selves to the public
Every so often, Americans have to be reminded why they loathed and despised Proggressives in the first place
dude
August 15th, 2012
OBAMA: You’re setting me back, Gabby.
That’s right mooshell, it is all about you.
BTW, clean up that stain you left on the couch.
NoLikeO
August 15th, 2012
That food patrol with an ass four axe handles wide needs to take a look at herself in a three way mirror and STFU. There’s lots of carbs/sugar in those top shelf martinis she slams down on a regular basis. She needs to take a hike literally and figuratively!!!! What a beast.
Noelegy
August 15th, 2012
Gabby’s body language reminds me a bit of photos I’ve seen of cats in the pound, backed up into the corner and making themselves as small as possible. But it appears as though she conducted herself with grace and poise, as befits an Olympic gold-medal-winning gymnast. And seriously, how cute is she?
Michelle could learn a LOT from her. Too bad she won’t.
scr_north
August 15th, 2012
Geezuz, if Ray Kroc were around he would have bitch slapped Moose a long time ago (along with that lying, michael moore wannabe morgan spurlock).
Tired American
August 15th, 2012
Michelle Obama scolding Gabby Douglas about her diet is tantamount to Ron Jeremy lecturing Mother Theresa on promiscuity. It’s almost insane to think about. Correct me if I’m wrong but I’ve never seen Michele at the Olympics like Gabby. I’m sorry…I did see her this year as a spectator and not as a participant. And the irony about her whole trip is that we, the taxpayer, funded her family vacation to London. While most Americans are counting every penny, she decides to take a trip to the Olympics paid exclusively by the US taxpayer.
Does anyone realize how expensive such a vacation costs? Between the secret service, hotels, and food, the money starts adding up. Remember her trip to Spain? That sweet getaway had a price tag of over half a million dollars. I wonder how much this little trip set the taxpayer back. However, it doesn’t matter her. She’ll just put it on her American Debit Card which has already been overdrawn by 15 trillion dollars. Despite the cost of her Olympic excursion, I hear no media outlet lambasting her about the price. Instead, while she wears a 6 thousand dollar jacket, the media condemns Governor Romney’s wife over a silk shirt. While Obama makes millions of dollars each year, the media chastises the good governor for his salary. Am I wrong to say but aren’t they both 1 percenters?
The bottom line is that the Obamas are arrogant, and Michelle Obama scolding Gabby Douglas typifies their attitude towards the American people. They can criticize others about their diet, their taxes, their wealth and their health. Yet, they stand above each of us a can do and act as they please. Barack Obama can earn millions a year yet he chastises those Americans earning any non-government supported living. Michele can wear expensive clothes, eat whatever she wants and take extravagant vacations yet she can reprimand others if they do the same.
The sad thing about this scenario is that the media lets the Obamas and the liberals live this double-standard without calling them out on their hypocrisy. For example, when’s the last time anyone saw a picture of our president smoking? I can assure you it wasn’t on CNN. Another example is the healthcare plan Obama have shoved down our throats. He states it is the answer to all of America’s problems. Yet, he will not have the same health program!
Let’s end the hypocrisy. Obama has got to go!