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Home - by - August 14, 2012 - 01:23 America/New_York - 67 Comments

This is depressing. This is the left. These people vote and cancel out yours.

Don’t click if you don’t want to be depressed. This is being touted as the next big trend.

It’s NSFW. It involves the balloon knot. It involves skanks. Society is officially in the dumper.

You’ve been warned

» 67 Comments

  1. Stranded in Sonoma

    August 14th, 2012

    I wonder if the anal tattoo says: M O M

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  2. sharifrommarin

    August 14th, 2012

    It probably says:
    Obama…..

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  3. Buckwheat Hussein-O

    August 14th, 2012

    Butthole pretty much sums up all obama voters. Where do you think they will display the tats?

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  4. MaryfromMarin

    August 14th, 2012

    I SO appreciate the NSFWs.
    _____________

    “shariffrommarin”–are we related? You spell your last name differently, though.

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  5. Plain Jane

    August 14th, 2012

    Sad. I do feel pity for her. She’s been used hard.

    If her BF is “using” his named area, she can be assured of seepage all over his name in the not so distant future.

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  6. CrustyB

    August 14th, 2012

    “Insert Head Here”

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  7. sharifrommarin

    August 14th, 2012

    @ MaryfromMarin…yep we are cousins…not too many of us from this area!

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  8. MaryfromMarin

    August 14th, 2012

    @sharifrommarin–

    Well, shazam! How’s Aunt Sally?

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  9. sharifrommarin

    August 14th, 2012

    @MaryfromMarin

    She’s doing great! Oh, and she just got an new tattoo!

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  10. MaryfromMarin

    August 14th, 2012

    Oops, @shari, you fail the test. Too bad.

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  11. Robert Fine

    August 14th, 2012

    When you say ‘anuses getting tattoos,’ are you describing the location of the tattoo or the person getting the tattoo?

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  12. tripseven

    August 14th, 2012

    That hole looks like Uranus…

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  13. Buckwheat Hussein-O

    August 14th, 2012

    Wanna see my new tattoo of obama smoking a cigar?

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  14. Buckwheat Hussein-O

    August 14th, 2012

    I hope it’s a cigar today. Yesterday I think he was sick.

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  15. Figlio

    August 14th, 2012

    All joking aside…what utter depths of perversion and defilement have we as a society reached where a 22 year old female feels comfortable showing off and talking about this sort of thng. It’s reflected on our TV shows and commercials where I’m forced to watch announcers mention things like “erections” and “sexual activity” in the afternoon hours of the day while my teenage daughters are watching television with me. I don’t know how to deal with our society anymore…Jesus Wept.

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  16. Nigra

    August 14th, 2012

    This is the point in this day and time when you can be proud to say your daughter died in an overdose, to save the family name.

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  17. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    August 14th, 2012

    I’ll take your word for it. Going to VOTE TODAY!

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  18. Lowell

    August 14th, 2012

    Oh my.

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  19. Richard 654

    August 14th, 2012

    Mine says Obama/Biden and I got a tube of lube using my foodstamps!

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  20. Aunt Liz

    August 14th, 2012

    Why does the phrase ‘attention whore” keep running through my brain?

    Seriously though, the depravity is depressing. Satan is dancing with glee over this poor girl.

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  21. boomerang

    August 14th, 2012

    And so much more affordable now that Obama has lifted the requirements for work in order to receive welfare benefits! Is body art a right? Could be…

    Only in America! Hmmm, for how much longer though?

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  22. Czar of Defenestration

    August 14th, 2012

    Just gotta hang the “Tattoo Artist” shingle out…
    …and use a CATTLE PROD.

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  23. Alpha Maser

    August 14th, 2012

    Mood music

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  24. Xavier

    August 14th, 2012

    Drug addict/hooker by 25, if not already. Dead by 30.
    I’m reminded of the final scene of The Stand.

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  25. Xavier

    August 14th, 2012

    On waking up a bit, not the final scene, but the Vegas scene. Y’all know what I mean.

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  26. Anonymous

    August 14th, 2012

    Great place for obama logo. Okay, BB king’s wife, for BBs 50th Bday, got a B tatoo’d on each of her but cheeks. When BB got home she jumped up on the bed, pulled down her pants and bent over. BB said BOB! who is BOB?

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  27. Czar of Defenestration

    August 14th, 2012

    I didn’t see the video. What saying did she get tattooed…

    “Muslim and Homosexual Welcome center”?!?

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  28. reddecaesari

    August 14th, 2012

    nothing says “i love you with all my heart” like anal sex. this act has been the exclusivity of the homosexual lifestyle but thrust into the heterosexual world as another way to get it on.
    planned parenthhood has literature on it for those lovely couples that come in for family planning.
    the rot of the human soul is their goal.

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  29. super toe

    August 14th, 2012

    In words of our Savior and Lord, Jesus Christ,
    while suffering on the cross that He took up for our sins….
    “Father forgive them, for they know not what
    they do “

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  30. Joe

    August 14th, 2012

    Harry Reid told me that her tattoo’s top line is “Barack”. Underneath it are the words “Shit Happens.”

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  31. Pickled Liver

    August 14th, 2012

    Now she’s a skank with an asshole tattoo! Before she was just a skank! Only 22 and such a brain!

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  32. cfm990

    August 14th, 2012

    . T
    M O E
    . M
    Sorry my friend, I just couldn’t help myself. :D

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  33. the aardvark

    August 14th, 2012

    I am glad I didn’t look from what I hear is described. This is really beyond dumb and stupid.

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  34. Xavier

    August 14th, 2012

    The tat itself – poor taste but personal choice.
    Wantonly exposing your asshole to strangers – pretty bad.
    The depravity of laughing approval by everyone around – really bad.
    Having your parents see this clip – priceless.

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  35. Stirrin the B.S.

    August 14th, 2012

    Feminists around the world should be so proud. They have stood silently by, while girls today have allowed themselves to be so degraded and debased that they don’t have a shred a self-worth left.

    Oh the price they pay to retain their liberal credentials.

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  36. Iftar & Feathers

    August 14th, 2012

    The nasty thing that would bother me is that people get tattoos so other people can see them and know something about them.
    I have a Canaan Dog with a normal tail position of straight up, and he doesn’t care beans about showing his bung hole to the entire world.
    Is that what this crazy chick is gonna do? Show it off at parties and such?
    What kind of Asshole would behave in such a disgusting manner?

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  37. Xavier

    August 14th, 2012

    @Iftar & Feathers

    “What kind of Asshole would behave in such a disgusting manner?”

    Biker slut

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  38. HooHooNayNay

    August 14th, 2012

    The latest cry for help. Like the electrical tape nipple covers weren’t the first clue. The guys standing around with dumb grins getting stiffies watching it all? Giving power to/ validating the pathetic creature.

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  39. Iftar & Feathers

    August 14th, 2012

    @Xavier
    I’ve known some Biker Sluts. They get tattoos that start with “Property Of” followed by the name of a serious biker gang. You don’t get to see any more than that unless you are a member or are just tired of living. Property patches are as serious as a heart attack.

    I would say liberal skanks. Bikers have more class than that.

    ;>/

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  40. Anonymous

    August 14th, 2012

    Freedom of expression absolutely WASTED on those who have NOTHING worth saying.

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  41. Xavier

    August 14th, 2012

    @Iftar & Feathers

    Point taken. I had a couple female childhood friends who went down that road too. I’ll admit even they had more self respect than the woman in the video.

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  42. DanlBoone

    August 14th, 2012

    God, grant me the grace to accept with serenity the things that I cannot change ..

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  43. Cruisin' Cat

    August 14th, 2012

    One can’t help butt wonder if the person with the butthole tattoo is as enthusiastic about it the next day when they take a big dump…

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  44. Iftar & Feathers

    August 14th, 2012

    @Cruisin’ Cat

    Good point. I’ll bet her neighbors could hear her scream. She’s gonna have to wipe with alcohol pads to keep from getting infection. Ouch!

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  45. Xavier

    August 14th, 2012

    A few days worth of meth and a fondness for purging will avoid the painful toilet experience.

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  46. Iftar & Feathers

    August 14th, 2012

    Now I think I know what an Ass-Clown is. lol

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  47. Stirrin the B.S.

    August 14th, 2012

    I just decided to watch the video – PATHETIC, just pathetic. That whole class of people just need to crawl back into the shadows and back rooms where they used to reside. I’m sick and tired of affirming and glorifying deviant lifestyles.

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  48. DanlBoone

    August 14th, 2012

    personally, I see it as a religious expression. Body piercing, male golden earrings, tattooing, the sexual morphology of Eastern mysticism in that iconography,

    all very religious expressions finding their origin in antiquity.

    I don’t give anybody grief over their tattoos–even the most absurd, doesn’t really matter–but that’s the way I see it.

    my argument is that that those origins are consistent–regardless of modern rhetoric and hyperbole.

    Ie, it is a religious expression.

    This particular young woman is a pawn of the ideology. That’s tradition. The heretics develop the doctrine: hey, this is a very cool soul/body-freedom thingy

    but who gives a crap about some [male] idiot’s tats? The ancient heretics [and modern too] trot the lookers out to demonstrate the thang..

    pretty girls sell lotsa cars type thingy..

    the vacuous counter-argument is something like:
    “You make much ado of nothing–this is art, self-expression. It expresses our identities; often it is meaningless in and of itself, but rather abstracts to a deeper/broader meaning–we are aesthetics..

    which only proves the point that I would hope to make.

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  49. norman einstein

    August 14th, 2012

    All jokes aside, that chick isn’t right in the head.
    Look at her eyes when she’s talking…she’s fucking nuts.

    I am beyond caring about these morons. They can tattoo, pierce, brand and mutilate every square inch of themselves, as far as I’m concerned.

    @Figlio, do yourself and your girls a favor and get rid of your TV. Seriously. I know lots of people who have done it, and they say it’s just easier all around.

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  50. DanlBoone

    August 14th, 2012

    A few days worth of meth and a fondness for purging will avoid the painful toilet experience

    __

    just where my head tends to go with this article; and why I know I don’t want to assault my mind with the vid.

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  51. Iftar & Feathers

    August 14th, 2012

    I’m t.v. -free too. Don’t miss it at all. Play my guitar, play ball with the dog, read funny shit on IOTW, build stuff. Who needs t.v.?

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  52. CharlieWalksonWater

    August 14th, 2012

    It probably doesnt say “exit only, do not enter”

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  53. DanlBoone

    August 14th, 2012

    evidently,
    a sign hangs above the entrance of Dante’s Inferno.

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  54. Callmelennie

    August 14th, 2012

    If we’re going to have rectal tattoos, then let’s have one of Barrack Obama’s head coming out of there, or going in there

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  55. Xavier

    August 14th, 2012

    “Democratic Voter Registration this way—>”

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  56. RANDO

    August 14th, 2012

    @ Norm: Remember that guy who got the Jack Daniels brand?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T40xPIq_Qxs&feature=player_detailpage

    This is disturbing.

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  57. Joe

    August 14th, 2012

    Just think: One dingleberry could mess up the whole tattoo and the message there.

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  58. Bad Brad

    August 14th, 2012

    Maybe a big Sun Flower. And the farther you bend over the more the petals open up. Yea, that’s the ticket.

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  59. Skorpion

    August 14th, 2012

    I once heard a story about a guy in the Soviet Gulag with an a$$hole tattoo of STALIN. When he took a dump, Stalin’s “mouth” would open and expel a big load of Communist wisdom!

    The difference between him and this unfortunate: the Gulagnik was a walking dead man in a nightmare system, who figured he didn’t have anything to lose by making the gesture to his captors.

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  60. scr_north

    August 14th, 2012

    I wonder what Janeane Garafalo anus tattoo is of? An eyeball perhaps, an artistic rendering of a fading career? Anyway, I wonder how many of these fools/hipsters/Democrats realize that a little later in life when a doctor or other healthcare sees something like this just how much they’ll be laughed at and ridiculed just out of earshot? Stupid bastards.

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  61. LibertyPhysics

    August 14th, 2012

    I wasn’t depressed at all watching this. I thought it was a lot of fun and way more interesting and way less depressing than another Obama speech or DNC lying point.

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  62. mickey_moussaoui

    August 14th, 2012

    yup, here comes the meteor

    kiss your ass goodby

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  63. gorgo

    August 14th, 2012

    “All jokes aside, that chick isn’t right in the head. Look at her eyes when she’s talking…she’s fucking nuts.”

    Not arguing that at all, but I guarantee you, back in school she had an IEP. No. Doubt.

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  64. Jethro

    August 14th, 2012

    No thanks. Not watching it.
    I have just about seen everything. Now I know I never will max out.

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  65. CharlieWalksonWater

    August 14th, 2012

    “watch for flying debris”

    “wide load”

    “strike here”

    “boot entrance”

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  66. reddecaesari

    August 14th, 2012

    @danboone

    your post is absurd. read like a term paper from a philosophy class at brown.

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  67. Kang Baay

    August 15th, 2012

    I hear they give them out for free at Obama rallies. They all say:
    Property of Obama.

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