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‘Dead’ Swimmer Was Actually Just Sleeping
WILLIAMSPORT, Penn. — Visitors at a Pennsylvania river spotted what they thought was a dead body floating in the water.
Police and even the coroner were called. But then, the floating man stunned everyone when he got up!
Turned out he fell asleep and was unaware of the concern building around him.
h/t Chalupa






dba...vagabond trader
August 14th, 2012
Beautiful, thanks for the laugh!
pawn those golds
August 14th, 2012
“Michael Phelps: Back on the Bong”
starts sept.5 on LIFETIME
don’t miss it
The Doktor
August 14th, 2012
John Lennon wrote a song about this guy, didn’t he, Chalupa?
I’m Only Sleeping
Irwin M. Fletcher
August 14th, 2012
Well, the coroner did certify him as “Dead OR Extremely Sleepy.”
the aardvark
August 14th, 2012
At least he was sleeping face up.
scribble
August 14th, 2012
Kinda of how libs thought about conservatives after the ’08 election – dead in the water. And then…TEA PARTY!
scribble
August 14th, 2012
“Kind of” – seeesh.
Corona
August 14th, 2012
Float on, you crazy diamond.
TN Tuxedo
August 14th, 2012
“Turned out he fell asleep and was unaware of the concern building around him.”
Kinda like how our nation fell asleep in 2008, and the rest of the world went into a panic.