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My entry: “The Black Plague”

 

 

h/t  Flaming Hetero

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  1. Maudie N Mandeville

    August 14th, 2012

    Fitting backdrop to a failed presidency.

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  2. Florida Girl

    August 14th, 2012

    Children of the corn? my first thoughts
    Thats a creepy picture

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  3. persecutor

    August 14th, 2012

    “Killing your crops is only the beginning. Next, I’ll get you and your little dog Toto if I’m not reelected”

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  4. Diann

    August 14th, 2012

    “The corn is as high as a jackass’s eye
    And it looks like it’s climbing clear up to the sky”

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  5. Florida Girl

    August 14th, 2012

    all he’s missing are those two creepy blonde kids

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  6. Xavier

    August 14th, 2012

    “Standing here in this peanut field I feel just like President Carter when he freed the slaves like I told him to.”

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  7. Anonymous

    August 14th, 2012

    If you didn’t build it they won’t come!
    Field of nightmares!

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  8. Jimmy

    August 14th, 2012

    There’s nothing but death in front of him, also.

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  9. Bad Brad

    August 14th, 2012

    The corn is doing just fine.

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  10. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    August 14th, 2012

    Well, somebody will say it; it might swell be me:
    He’d look more in place in a COTTON FIELD! But they ain’t no slave blood in his beige ass nohow.

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  11. Anonymous

    August 14th, 2012

    Scared Crow

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  12. Diann

    August 14th, 2012

    Everybody sing:

    “O” what a miserable failure
    “O” what a big stupid douche
    I got a beautiful feeling
    November we’re cutting you loose

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  13. Rowdy Yates

    August 14th, 2012

    “Don’t worry. We’ll print more food-stamps.”

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  14. Unneutral

    August 14th, 2012

    A dream to corn-hole America.

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  15. Chalupa

    August 14th, 2012

    “God didn’t make that”

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  16. Txn4evr

    August 14th, 2012

    Ryans plan will put black Americans back into the fields picking cotten…wait, what?

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  17. Anonymous

    August 14th, 2012

    Obama’s “Green Farm”

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  18. OzarksAbe

    August 14th, 2012

    This is perfect, the acronym IOWA. Idiot out wandering around.

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  19. Mike G.

    August 14th, 2012

    I’m going through this economy like a herd of Locusts through this corn field.

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  20. Anonymous

    August 14th, 2012

    “Green Acres” is the place for me,
    Charmed livin’ is the life for me…

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  21. dude

    August 14th, 2012

    I officially open the Obama Corn Field Maze, where once you enter you can never exit – just like socialism.

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  22. Anonymous

    August 14th, 2012

    talkin’ about ears

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  23. bbb

    August 14th, 2012

    I am the Great Cornholio! I helped build that!

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  24. Cotton Pickin' Cracker

    August 14th, 2012

    If you build it, he will come and tell you
    that you didn’t.

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  25. demonrat dave

    August 14th, 2012

    This drought is Bush’s fault

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  26. Alpha Maser

    August 14th, 2012

    If I only had a brain…

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  27. John F.

    August 14th, 2012

    Me so corny.

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  28. Anonymous

    August 14th, 2012

    What do you call the best student at Corn school?

    The “A”corn.

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  29. Alpha Maser

    August 14th, 2012

    I could wile away the hours
    Conferrin’ with Jenifer flowers
    Dissin corporations like Bain
    And my head I’d be scratchin’
    While my thoughts were busy hatchin’
    If I only had a brain

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  30. dapenguin in Alaska

    August 14th, 2012

    Why is that corn so brown when it has all that natural fertilizer so close by?

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  31. wth

    August 14th, 2012

    There goes that crop.

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  32. Alpha Maser

    August 14th, 2012

    All I have is Bain (…because my record sucks)

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  33. JustAl

    August 14th, 2012

    “You didn’t build it. . . so they didn’t come. . . so you got me instead!”

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  34. Bad Brad

    August 14th, 2012

    Damn, I should have brought along Bo, we could of had us some corn dog.

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  35. chico escuela

    August 14th, 2012

    I was president for four years and all I got is to keep is this podium…and teleprompter

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  36. RickeyG

    August 14th, 2012

    Farmer Brown, you didn’t plant this!

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  37. Rowdy Yates

    August 14th, 2012

    100% organic corn, folks.

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  38. hanoverfist

    August 14th, 2012

    Sir!
    Your Moose is eating the background!

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  39. dba...vagabond trader

    August 14th, 2012

    Your food and fuel prices will necessarily skyrocket, everything going according to plan.

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  40. mkultra

    August 14th, 2012

    My ideas are just as dry and half-baked as this Kansas cornfield.

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  41. mkultra

    August 14th, 2012

    scarecrow: The only job he’s qualified to do.

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  42. Tim

    August 14th, 2012

    “Me and Reggie were playin with an ear of corn …
    and you’d be surprised where it can fit!

    Oh, shit, did I say that out loud?”

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  43. Xavier

    August 14th, 2012

    Lets see… the lynchpin crop for the entire agronomic system, ravaged by drought and pictured with the person responsible for doing the same to the U.S. economy…

    Nah no symbolism there.

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  44. John

    August 14th, 2012

    “I pledge to make America the world leader in dried flower arrangements and Thanksgiving centerpieces”

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  45. David Kramer

    August 14th, 2012

    Standing in front of the corn, it makes me as much a farmer, as standing in front of those pipes, made me an oil man.

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  46. sablegsd

    August 14th, 2012

    Commie of the Corn.

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  47. anon ahole

    August 14th, 2012

    even the white half of the CORN is coming out to haunt him!!!

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  48. Alfa06

    August 14th, 2012

    I-O-W-A…”O” before “I” except after ME

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  49. Alfa06

    August 14th, 2012

    There is no IOWA without “O”

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  50. martin hessler

    August 14th, 2012

    “And then one day George Bush came and washed all the crops away…I became an invented man that day…”

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  51. Stirrin the B.S.

    August 14th, 2012

    You didn’t grow that. Somebody helped you.

    Somebody made the rain. Somebody made the sun. Somebody made the soil. That somebody be me. You owe me!

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  52. Alpha Maser

    August 14th, 2012

    :-)
    http://www.freakingnews.com/Barack-Obama-as-the-Scarecrow-Pics-69991.asp

    You didn’t grow that. If it weren’t for the government subsidies we wouldn’t be plowing so many of your crops under for fertilizer.

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  53. super toe

    August 14th, 2012

    They’re doing a reprise of Hee Haw and he’s got the part of the jackass in the cornfield.

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  54. Anonymous

    August 14th, 2012

    @ Super toe

    I do declare, if he/she had a wide-brim hat with a sales tag hangin’ down, I’d swear that was Minnie Pearl.

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  55. norman einstein

    August 14th, 2012

    For somebody obsessed with “optics”, this is a disaster.
    R and R’s people couldn’t have dreamed up a better background.

    I think heads will roll in whatever advance team set this up.

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  56. Zonga

    August 14th, 2012

    At some point you have to ask yourself, how much farm land is enough?

    That’s why I’m going to nationalize all the farms in America and quadruple the cost of food.

    Oh, there will be famine.

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  57. the aardvark

    August 14th, 2012

    By golly Clem, who’s the scarecrow standing in that cornfield?

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  58. Unslung Hero

    August 14th, 2012

    OK……who said “wanna play Cornhole”?????

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  59. Anonymous

    August 14th, 2012

    “The worst drought in American agricultural history paled when compared to the arid wasteland between the ears of the dolt Preznit.”

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  60. Bfpa61

    August 14th, 2012

    “Moose, I don’t think we are in Chicago any more”

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  61. GreenCrossForSafety

    August 14th, 2012

    Has anybody heard about corn-based Ethanol?

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  62. Stirrin the B.S.

    August 14th, 2012

    Barack Obama – a blight on America’s heartland

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  63. Stirrin the B.S.

    August 14th, 2012

    Scorched earth policy? You aint seen nothin’ yet!

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  64. Blacksmith8✡

    August 14th, 2012

    You didn’t build that. Somebody brought up the sprouts. Somebody brought the rain and the sunshine. Somebody removed the weeds. Somebody got rid of the insects.

    There’s a lot of smart people out there. They could build that either.

    This is the work of GOD, the creator of heaven and earth.

    ObowmaO: okay that’s enough sound check let’s get this video started.

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  65. Stranded in Sonoma

    August 14th, 2012

    “One day, under my tutelage, all of America will look this grand.” [Turns and looks behind himself] “Yep, that’s what I mean. See?”

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  66. Jethro

    August 14th, 2012

    And due to the nationwide bumper corn crop this season I am declaring executive orders to INCREASE ethanol production subsidies, and mandate all gasoline must contain 20% ethanol, regardless if automobiles can actually run on it or not….

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  67. Dan

    August 14th, 2012

    “Rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey, whiskey made
    Larry Sinclair feel a little frisky”

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  68. Tennessee Vol

    August 14th, 2012

    Pick it. Roll it. Smoke it.

    President Stoner. What a fucking joke.

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  69. Jerry Manderin

    August 14th, 2012

    Cornholio.

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  70. CharlieWalksonWater

    August 14th, 2012

    Someone forgot to water the choom…

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  71. Corona

    August 14th, 2012

    “Are you threatening me?!”

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  72. Atropos19

    August 14th, 2012

    Kevin Costner’s Field Of Dreams, he didn’t build that!

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  73. Jm

    August 14th, 2012

    Muslim of the Corn.

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  74. General Disgust

    August 14th, 2012

    Unnatural – exactly! He’s President Cornhole; shoving it up the ass of America, one household at a time.

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  75. General Disgust

    August 14th, 2012

    Caption: Field Of Nightmares

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  76. General Ripper

    August 14th, 2012

    They have a great saying in Texas that describes this commie piece of shit: All Hat And No Cattle

    But nextdoor, here in Louisiana, I think we have a pretty good saying that describes this piece of shit too: Alligator Mouth And A Rabbit Ass

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  77. General Ripper

    August 14th, 2012

    Y’all know how much I am against fluoridation of our drinking water.

    Well, I never thought I’d say this but adulterating our nation’s gasoline supply with ethanol is even worse!

    FUCK THE ENVIRO INDUSTRY !!

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  78. DJ JR

    August 14th, 2012

    I can’t even come up with one! I’m so over this piece of shit communist Kenyan that I can’t even concentrate right now….

    Come on November 4th………… hurry up!

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  79. Mike G.

    August 14th, 2012

    @ General Ripper…I thought it was…overloaded his Tweety Bird Ass with his Alligator Mouth. ;)

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  80. citizenjane

    August 14th, 2012

    Finally, some ears smaller than mine.

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  81. General Ripper

    August 14th, 2012

    CAPTION:

    “You didn’t grow that!”

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  82. General Ripper

    August 14th, 2012

    Yo Mikey G! All my Cajun and Coonass and Yat friends tell me it’s “Alligator Mouth And A Rabbit Ass”, signifying a big loudmouth but nothing solid to back it up.

    Preaux Life & Geaux Saints!

    Genl Rip

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  83. scizzorbill

    August 14th, 2012

    The attack of the killer cornstalks.

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  84. Mr.Gates

    August 14th, 2012

    Did someone say corn dog?

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  85. MsMossberg500ZMB

    August 14th, 2012

    Buckwheat!

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  86. CharlieWalksonWater

    August 14th, 2012

    I grew a crop like this once. Took me all month to smoke it.

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  87. 66chevelle

    August 14th, 2012

    The Undocumented Fascist Orator is caught making Crop Circles with his halitosis.

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  88. Jim - PRS

    August 14th, 2012

    Experts viewing this photo are certain that the corn was killed by huge quantities of Hot Air.

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  89. SOBscure

    August 15th, 2012

    Half Black Plague.

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  90. ConservativeMike

    August 15th, 2012

    I know what it’s like for you folks in the great state of Iowa. And I know how hard it is to farm this sugar cane….

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  91. Bad Brad

    August 15th, 2012

    Cardigan

    The Black plague was bitchin. Ah crap, now you know how old I am.

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  92. 99th Squad Leader

    August 15th, 2012

    Farmer Famine

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  93. Kang Baay

    August 15th, 2012

    This might be my very first visit to a coal plant, but it won’t be the last. We are not going to stop until all coal plants are bankrupt.

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  94. Annie

    August 15th, 2012

    Can we wish him out to the corn? (twilight zone?)
    make him disappear?

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  95. NoLikeO

    August 15th, 2012

    0biah never saw a cornfield in his Muslim life. Get back on (our) 2 million dollar bus and drink a cool brew made at the WH brewery they have. And roll a fat one…..for the Choom gang!! Your glory days are about to end;)

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