I could wile away the hours
Conferrin’ with Jenifer flowers
Dissin corporations like Bain
And my head I’d be scratchin’
While my thoughts were busy hatchin’
If I only had a brain
+8
dapenguin in Alaska
August 14th, 2012
Why is that corn so brown when it has all that natural fertilizer so close by?
“You didn’t build it. . . so they didn’t come. . . so you got me instead!”
+5
Bad Brad
August 14th, 2012
Damn, I should have brought along Bo, we could of had us some corn dog.
+9
chico escuela
August 14th, 2012
I was president for four years and all I got is to keep is this podium…and teleprompter
+4
RickeyG
August 14th, 2012
Farmer Brown, you didn’t plant this!
+5
Rowdy Yates
August 14th, 2012
100% organic corn, folks.
+2
hanoverfist
August 14th, 2012
Sir!
Your Moose is eating the background!
+5
dba...vagabond trader
August 14th, 2012
Your food and fuel prices will necessarily skyrocket, everything going according to plan.
+6
mkultra
August 14th, 2012
My ideas are just as dry and half-baked as this Kansas cornfield.
+8
mkultra
August 14th, 2012
scarecrow: The only job he’s qualified to do.
Noteworthy Comment +10
Tim
August 14th, 2012
“Me and Reggie were playin with an ear of corn …
and you’d be surprised where it can fit!
Oh, shit, did I say that out loud?”
+3
Xavier
August 14th, 2012
Lets see… the lynchpin crop for the entire agronomic system, ravaged by drought and pictured with the person responsible for doing the same to the U.S. economy…
Nah no symbolism there.
Noteworthy Comment +16
John
August 14th, 2012
“I pledge to make America the world leader in dried flower arrangements and Thanksgiving centerpieces”
+8
David Kramer
August 14th, 2012
Standing in front of the corn, it makes me as much a farmer, as standing in front of those pipes, made me an oil man.
+8
sablegsd
August 14th, 2012
Commie of the Corn.
Noteworthy Comment +12
anon ahole
August 14th, 2012
even the white half of the CORN is coming out to haunt him!!!
By golly Clem, who’s the scarecrow standing in that cornfield?
+4
Unslung Hero
August 14th, 2012
OK……who said “wanna play Cornhole”?????
+1
Anonymous
August 14th, 2012
“The worst drought in American agricultural history paled when compared to the arid wasteland between the ears of the dolt Preznit.”
+5
Bfpa61
August 14th, 2012
“Moose, I don’t think we are in Chicago any more”
+3
GreenCrossForSafety
August 14th, 2012
Has anybody heard about corn-based Ethanol?
+3
Stirrin the B.S.
August 14th, 2012
Barack Obama – a blight on America’s heartland
+9
Stirrin the B.S.
August 14th, 2012
Scorched earth policy? You aint seen nothin’ yet!
+9
Blacksmith8✡
August 14th, 2012
You didn’t build that. Somebody brought up the sprouts. Somebody brought the rain and the sunshine. Somebody removed the weeds. Somebody got rid of the insects.
There’s a lot of smart people out there. They could build that either.
This is the work of GOD, the creator of heaven and earth.
ObowmaO: okay that’s enough sound check let’s get this video started.
“One day, under my tutelage, all of America will look this grand.” [Turns and looks behind himself] “Yep, that’s what I mean. See?”
+2
Jethro
August 14th, 2012
And due to the nationwide bumper corn crop this season I am declaring executive orders to INCREASE ethanol production subsidies, and mandate all gasoline must contain 20% ethanol, regardless if automobiles can actually run on it or not….
+2
Dan
August 14th, 2012
“Rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey, whiskey made
Larry Sinclair feel a little frisky”
+5
Tennessee Vol
August 14th, 2012
Pick it. Roll it. Smoke it.
President Stoner. What a fucking joke.
+3
Jerry Manderin
August 14th, 2012
Cornholio.
+2
CharlieWalksonWater
August 14th, 2012
Someone forgot to water the choom…
+4
Corona
August 14th, 2012
“Are you threatening me?!”
0
Atropos19
August 14th, 2012
Kevin Costner’s Field Of Dreams, he didn’t build that!
@ General Ripper…I thought it was…overloaded his Tweety Bird Ass with his Alligator Mouth.
+1
citizenjane
August 14th, 2012
Finally, some ears smaller than mine.
+6
General Ripper
August 14th, 2012
CAPTION:
“You didn’t grow that!”
+1
General Ripper
August 14th, 2012
Yo Mikey G! All my Cajun and Coonass and Yat friends tell me it’s “Alligator Mouth And A Rabbit Ass”, signifying a big loudmouth but nothing solid to back it up.
Preaux Life & Geaux Saints!
Genl Rip
+2
scizzorbill
August 14th, 2012
The attack of the killer cornstalks.
0
Mr.Gates
August 14th, 2012
Did someone say corn dog?
+1
MsMossberg500ZMB
August 14th, 2012
Buckwheat!
+1
CharlieWalksonWater
August 14th, 2012
I grew a crop like this once. Took me all month to smoke it.
+1
66chevelle
August 14th, 2012
The Undocumented Fascist Orator is caught making Crop Circles with his halitosis.
Experts viewing this photo are certain that the corn was killed by huge quantities of Hot Air.
+3
SOBscure
August 15th, 2012
Half Black Plague.
+2
ConservativeMike
August 15th, 2012
I know what it’s like for you folks in the great state of Iowa. And I know how hard it is to farm this sugar cane….
+1
Bad Brad
August 15th, 2012
Cardigan
The Black plague was bitchin. Ah crap, now you know how old I am.
0
99th Squad Leader
August 15th, 2012
Farmer Famine
+1
Kang Baay
August 15th, 2012
This might be my very first visit to a coal plant, but it won’t be the last. We are not going to stop until all coal plants are bankrupt.
0
Annie
August 15th, 2012
Can we wish him out to the corn? (twilight zone?)
make him disappear?
0
NoLikeO
August 15th, 2012
0biah never saw a cornfield in his Muslim life. Get back on (our) 2 million dollar bus and drink a cool brew made at the WH brewery they have. And roll a fat one…..for the Choom gang!! Your glory days are about to end;)
Maudie N Mandeville
August 14th, 2012
Fitting backdrop to a failed presidency.
Florida Girl
August 14th, 2012
Children of the corn? my first thoughts
Thats a creepy picture
persecutor
August 14th, 2012
“Killing your crops is only the beginning. Next, I’ll get you and your little dog Toto if I’m not reelected”
Diann
August 14th, 2012
“The corn is as high as a jackass’s eye
And it looks like it’s climbing clear up to the sky”
Florida Girl
August 14th, 2012
all he’s missing are those two creepy blonde kids
Xavier
August 14th, 2012
“Standing here in this peanut field I feel just like President Carter when he freed the slaves like I told him to.”
Anonymous
August 14th, 2012
If you didn’t build it they won’t come!
Field of nightmares!
Jimmy
August 14th, 2012
There’s nothing but death in front of him, also.
Bad Brad
August 14th, 2012
The corn is doing just fine.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
August 14th, 2012
Well, somebody will say it; it might swell be me:
He’d look more in place in a COTTON FIELD! But they ain’t no slave blood in his beige ass nohow.
Anonymous
August 14th, 2012
Scared Crow
Diann
August 14th, 2012
Everybody sing:
“O” what a miserable failure
“O” what a big stupid douche
I got a beautiful feeling
November we’re cutting you loose
Rowdy Yates
August 14th, 2012
“Don’t worry. We’ll print more food-stamps.”
Unneutral
August 14th, 2012
A dream to corn-hole America.
Chalupa
August 14th, 2012
“God didn’t make that”
Txn4evr
August 14th, 2012
Ryans plan will put black Americans back into the fields picking cotten…wait, what?
Anonymous
August 14th, 2012
Obama’s “Green Farm”
OzarksAbe
August 14th, 2012
This is perfect, the acronym IOWA. Idiot out wandering around.
Mike G.
August 14th, 2012
I’m going through this economy like a herd of Locusts through this corn field.
Anonymous
August 14th, 2012
“Green Acres” is the place for me,
Charmed livin’ is the life for me…
dude
August 14th, 2012
I officially open the Obama Corn Field Maze, where once you enter you can never exit – just like socialism.
Anonymous
August 14th, 2012
talkin’ about ears
bbb
August 14th, 2012
I am the Great Cornholio! I helped build that!
Cotton Pickin' Cracker
August 14th, 2012
If you build it, he will come and tell you
that you didn’t.
demonrat dave
August 14th, 2012
This drought is Bush’s fault
Alpha Maser
August 14th, 2012
If I only had a brain…
John F.
August 14th, 2012
Me so corny.
Anonymous
August 14th, 2012
What do you call the best student at Corn school?
The “A”corn.
Alpha Maser
August 14th, 2012
I could wile away the hours
Conferrin’ with Jenifer flowers
Dissin corporations like Bain
And my head I’d be scratchin’
While my thoughts were busy hatchin’
If I only had a brain
dapenguin in Alaska
August 14th, 2012
Why is that corn so brown when it has all that natural fertilizer so close by?
wth
August 14th, 2012
There goes that crop.
Alpha Maser
August 14th, 2012
All I have is Bain (…because my record sucks)
JustAl
August 14th, 2012
“You didn’t build it. . . so they didn’t come. . . so you got me instead!”
Bad Brad
August 14th, 2012
Damn, I should have brought along Bo, we could of had us some corn dog.
chico escuela
August 14th, 2012
I was president for four years and all I got is to keep is this podium…and teleprompter
RickeyG
August 14th, 2012
Farmer Brown, you didn’t plant this!
Rowdy Yates
August 14th, 2012
100% organic corn, folks.
hanoverfist
August 14th, 2012
Sir!
Your Moose is eating the background!
dba...vagabond trader
August 14th, 2012
Your food and fuel prices will necessarily skyrocket, everything going according to plan.
mkultra
August 14th, 2012
My ideas are just as dry and half-baked as this Kansas cornfield.
mkultra
August 14th, 2012
scarecrow: The only job he’s qualified to do.
Tim
August 14th, 2012
“Me and Reggie were playin with an ear of corn …
and you’d be surprised where it can fit!
Oh, shit, did I say that out loud?”
Xavier
August 14th, 2012
Lets see… the lynchpin crop for the entire agronomic system, ravaged by drought and pictured with the person responsible for doing the same to the U.S. economy…
Nah no symbolism there.
John
August 14th, 2012
“I pledge to make America the world leader in dried flower arrangements and Thanksgiving centerpieces”
David Kramer
August 14th, 2012
Standing in front of the corn, it makes me as much a farmer, as standing in front of those pipes, made me an oil man.
sablegsd
August 14th, 2012
Commie of the Corn.
anon ahole
August 14th, 2012
even the white half of the CORN is coming out to haunt him!!!
Alfa06
August 14th, 2012
I-O-W-A…”O” before “I” except after ME
Alfa06
August 14th, 2012
There is no IOWA without “O”
martin hessler
August 14th, 2012
“And then one day George Bush came and washed all the crops away…I became an invented man that day…”
Stirrin the B.S.
August 14th, 2012
You didn’t grow that. Somebody helped you.
Somebody made the rain. Somebody made the sun. Somebody made the soil. That somebody be me. You owe me!
Alpha Maser
August 14th, 2012
http://www.freakingnews.com/Barack-Obama-as-the-Scarecrow-Pics-69991.asp
You didn’t grow that. If it weren’t for the government subsidies we wouldn’t be plowing so many of your crops under for fertilizer.
super toe
August 14th, 2012
They’re doing a reprise of Hee Haw and he’s got the part of the jackass in the cornfield.
Anonymous
August 14th, 2012
@ Super toe
I do declare, if he/she had a wide-brim hat with a sales tag hangin’ down, I’d swear that was Minnie Pearl.
norman einstein
August 14th, 2012
For somebody obsessed with “optics”, this is a disaster.
R and R’s people couldn’t have dreamed up a better background.
I think heads will roll in whatever advance team set this up.
Zonga
August 14th, 2012
At some point you have to ask yourself, how much farm land is enough?
That’s why I’m going to nationalize all the farms in America and quadruple the cost of food.
Oh, there will be famine.
the aardvark
August 14th, 2012
By golly Clem, who’s the scarecrow standing in that cornfield?
Unslung Hero
August 14th, 2012
OK……who said “wanna play Cornhole”?????
Anonymous
August 14th, 2012
“The worst drought in American agricultural history paled when compared to the arid wasteland between the ears of the dolt Preznit.”
Bfpa61
August 14th, 2012
“Moose, I don’t think we are in Chicago any more”
GreenCrossForSafety
August 14th, 2012
Has anybody heard about corn-based Ethanol?
Stirrin the B.S.
August 14th, 2012
Barack Obama – a blight on America’s heartland
Stirrin the B.S.
August 14th, 2012
Scorched earth policy? You aint seen nothin’ yet!
Blacksmith8✡
August 14th, 2012
You didn’t build that. Somebody brought up the sprouts. Somebody brought the rain and the sunshine. Somebody removed the weeds. Somebody got rid of the insects.
There’s a lot of smart people out there. They could build that either.
This is the work of GOD, the creator of heaven and earth.
ObowmaO: okay that’s enough sound check let’s get this video started.
Stranded in Sonoma
August 14th, 2012
“One day, under my tutelage, all of America will look this grand.” [Turns and looks behind himself] “Yep, that’s what I mean. See?”
Jethro
August 14th, 2012
And due to the nationwide bumper corn crop this season I am declaring executive orders to INCREASE ethanol production subsidies, and mandate all gasoline must contain 20% ethanol, regardless if automobiles can actually run on it or not….
Dan
August 14th, 2012
“Rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey, whiskey made
Larry Sinclair feel a little frisky”
Tennessee Vol
August 14th, 2012
Pick it. Roll it. Smoke it.
President Stoner. What a fucking joke.
Jerry Manderin
August 14th, 2012
Cornholio.
CharlieWalksonWater
August 14th, 2012
Someone forgot to water the choom…
Corona
August 14th, 2012
“Are you threatening me?!”
Atropos19
August 14th, 2012
Kevin Costner’s Field Of Dreams, he didn’t build that!
Jm
August 14th, 2012
Muslim of the Corn.
General Disgust
August 14th, 2012
Unnatural – exactly! He’s President Cornhole; shoving it up the ass of America, one household at a time.
General Disgust
August 14th, 2012
Caption: Field Of Nightmares
General Ripper
August 14th, 2012
They have a great saying in Texas that describes this commie piece of shit: All Hat And No Cattle
But nextdoor, here in Louisiana, I think we have a pretty good saying that describes this piece of shit too: Alligator Mouth And A Rabbit Ass
General Ripper
August 14th, 2012
Y’all know how much I am against fluoridation of our drinking water.
Well, I never thought I’d say this but adulterating our nation’s gasoline supply with ethanol is even worse!
FUCK THE ENVIRO INDUSTRY !!
DJ JR
August 14th, 2012
I can’t even come up with one! I’m so over this piece of shit communist Kenyan that I can’t even concentrate right now….
Come on November 4th………… hurry up!
Mike G.
August 14th, 2012
@ General Ripper…I thought it was…overloaded his Tweety Bird Ass with his Alligator Mouth.
citizenjane
August 14th, 2012
Finally, some ears smaller than mine.
General Ripper
August 14th, 2012
CAPTION:
“You didn’t grow that!”
General Ripper
August 14th, 2012
Yo Mikey G! All my Cajun and Coonass and Yat friends tell me it’s “Alligator Mouth And A Rabbit Ass”, signifying a big loudmouth but nothing solid to back it up.
Preaux Life & Geaux Saints!
Genl Rip
scizzorbill
August 14th, 2012
The attack of the killer cornstalks.
Mr.Gates
August 14th, 2012
Did someone say corn dog?
MsMossberg500ZMB
August 14th, 2012
Buckwheat!
CharlieWalksonWater
August 14th, 2012
I grew a crop like this once. Took me all month to smoke it.
66chevelle
August 14th, 2012
The Undocumented Fascist Orator is caught making Crop Circles with his halitosis.
Jim - PRS
August 14th, 2012
Experts viewing this photo are certain that the corn was killed by huge quantities of Hot Air.
SOBscure
August 15th, 2012
Half Black Plague.
ConservativeMike
August 15th, 2012
I know what it’s like for you folks in the great state of Iowa. And I know how hard it is to farm this sugar cane….
Bad Brad
August 15th, 2012
Cardigan
The Black plague was bitchin. Ah crap, now you know how old I am.
99th Squad Leader
August 15th, 2012
Farmer Famine
Kang Baay
August 15th, 2012
This might be my very first visit to a coal plant, but it won’t be the last. We are not going to stop until all coal plants are bankrupt.
Annie
August 15th, 2012
Can we wish him out to the corn? (twilight zone?)
make him disappear?
NoLikeO
August 15th, 2012
0biah never saw a cornfield in his Muslim life. Get back on (our) 2 million dollar bus and drink a cool brew made at the WH brewery they have. And roll a fat one…..for the Choom gang!! Your glory days are about to end;)