Home - by Cardigan - August 14, 2012 - 15:30 America/New_York - 95 Comments
My entry: “The Black Plague”
h/t Flaming Hetero
Maudie N Mandeville
August 14th, 2012
Fitting backdrop to a failed presidency.
Children of the corn? my first thoughts
Thats a creepy picture
“Killing your crops is only the beginning. Next, I’ll get you and your little dog Toto if I’m not reelected”
“The corn is as high as a jackass’s eye
And it looks like it’s climbing clear up to the sky”
all he’s missing are those two creepy blonde kids
“Standing here in this peanut field I feel just like President Carter when he freed the slaves like I told him to.”
If you didn’t build it they won’t come!
Field of nightmares!
There’s nothing but death in front of him, also.
The corn is doing just fine.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
Well, somebody will say it; it might swell be me:
He’d look more in place in a COTTON FIELD! But they ain’t no slave blood in his beige ass nohow.
“O” what a miserable failure
“O” what a big stupid douche
I got a beautiful feeling
November we’re cutting you loose
“Don’t worry. We’ll print more food-stamps.”
A dream to corn-hole America.
“God didn’t make that”
Ryans plan will put black Americans back into the fields picking cotten…wait, what?
Obama’s “Green Farm”
This is perfect, the acronym IOWA. Idiot out wandering around.
I’m going through this economy like a herd of Locusts through this corn field.
“Green Acres” is the place for me,
Charmed livin’ is the life for me…
I officially open the Obama Corn Field Maze, where once you enter you can never exit – just like socialism.
talkin’ about ears
I am the Great Cornholio! I helped build that!
Cotton Pickin' Cracker
If you build it, he will come and tell you
that you didn’t.
This drought is Bush’s fault
If I only had a brain…
Me so corny.
What do you call the best student at Corn school?
I could wile away the hours
Conferrin’ with Jenifer flowers
Dissin corporations like Bain
And my head I’d be scratchin’
While my thoughts were busy hatchin’
If I only had a brain
dapenguin in Alaska
Why is that corn so brown when it has all that natural fertilizer so close by?
There goes that crop.
All I have is Bain (…because my record sucks)
“You didn’t build it. . . so they didn’t come. . . so you got me instead!”
Damn, I should have brought along Bo, we could of had us some corn dog.
I was president for four years and all I got is to keep is this podium…and teleprompter
Farmer Brown, you didn’t plant this!
100% organic corn, folks.
Your Moose is eating the background!
Your food and fuel prices will necessarily skyrocket, everything going according to plan.
My ideas are just as dry and half-baked as this Kansas cornfield.
scarecrow: The only job he’s qualified to do.
“Me and Reggie were playin with an ear of corn …
and you’d be surprised where it can fit!
Oh, shit, did I say that out loud?”
Lets see… the lynchpin crop for the entire agronomic system, ravaged by drought and pictured with the person responsible for doing the same to the U.S. economy…
Nah no symbolism there.
“I pledge to make America the world leader in dried flower arrangements and Thanksgiving centerpieces”
Standing in front of the corn, it makes me as much a farmer, as standing in front of those pipes, made me an oil man.
Commie of the Corn.
even the white half of the CORN is coming out to haunt him!!!
I-O-W-A…”O” before “I” except after ME
There is no IOWA without “O”
“And then one day George Bush came and washed all the crops away…I became an invented man that day…”
Stirrin the B.S.
You didn’t grow that. Somebody helped you.
Somebody made the rain. Somebody made the sun. Somebody made the soil. That somebody be me. You owe me!
You didn’t grow that. If it weren’t for the government subsidies we wouldn’t be plowing so many of your crops under for fertilizer.
They’re doing a reprise of Hee Haw and he’s got the part of the jackass in the cornfield.
@ Super toe
I do declare, if he/she had a wide-brim hat with a sales tag hangin’ down, I’d swear that was Minnie Pearl.
For somebody obsessed with “optics”, this is a disaster.
R and R’s people couldn’t have dreamed up a better background.
I think heads will roll in whatever advance team set this up.
At some point you have to ask yourself, how much farm land is enough?
That’s why I’m going to nationalize all the farms in America and quadruple the cost of food.
Oh, there will be famine.
By golly Clem, who’s the scarecrow standing in that cornfield?
OK……who said “wanna play Cornhole”?????
“The worst drought in American agricultural history paled when compared to the arid wasteland between the ears of the dolt Preznit.”
“Moose, I don’t think we are in Chicago any more”
Has anybody heard about corn-based Ethanol?
Barack Obama – a blight on America’s heartland
Scorched earth policy? You aint seen nothin’ yet!
You didn’t build that. Somebody brought up the sprouts. Somebody brought the rain and the sunshine. Somebody removed the weeds. Somebody got rid of the insects.
There’s a lot of smart people out there. They could build that either.
This is the work of GOD, the creator of heaven and earth.
ObowmaO: okay that’s enough sound check let’s get this video started.
Stranded in Sonoma
“One day, under my tutelage, all of America will look this grand.” [Turns and looks behind himself] “Yep, that’s what I mean. See?”
And due to the nationwide bumper corn crop this season I am declaring executive orders to INCREASE ethanol production subsidies, and mandate all gasoline must contain 20% ethanol, regardless if automobiles can actually run on it or not….
“Rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey, whiskey made
Larry Sinclair feel a little frisky”
Pick it. Roll it. Smoke it.
President Stoner. What a fucking joke.
Someone forgot to water the choom…
“Are you threatening me?!”
Kevin Costner’s Field Of Dreams, he didn’t build that!
Muslim of the Corn.
Unnatural – exactly! He’s President Cornhole; shoving it up the ass of America, one household at a time.
Caption: Field Of Nightmares
They have a great saying in Texas that describes this commie piece of shit: All Hat And No Cattle
But nextdoor, here in Louisiana, I think we have a pretty good saying that describes this piece of shit too: Alligator Mouth And A Rabbit Ass
Y’all know how much I am against fluoridation of our drinking water.
Well, I never thought I’d say this but adulterating our nation’s gasoline supply with ethanol is even worse!
FUCK THE ENVIRO INDUSTRY !!
I can’t even come up with one! I’m so over this piece of shit communist Kenyan that I can’t even concentrate right now….
Come on November 4th………… hurry up!
@ General Ripper…I thought it was…overloaded his Tweety Bird Ass with his Alligator Mouth.
Finally, some ears smaller than mine.
“You didn’t grow that!”
Yo Mikey G! All my Cajun and Coonass and Yat friends tell me it’s “Alligator Mouth And A Rabbit Ass”, signifying a big loudmouth but nothing solid to back it up.
Preaux Life & Geaux Saints!
The attack of the killer cornstalks.
Did someone say corn dog?
I grew a crop like this once. Took me all month to smoke it.
The Undocumented Fascist Orator is caught making Crop Circles with his halitosis.
Jim - PRS
Experts viewing this photo are certain that the corn was killed by huge quantities of Hot Air.
August 15th, 2012
Half Black Plague.
I know what it’s like for you folks in the great state of Iowa. And I know how hard it is to farm this sugar cane….
The Black plague was bitchin. Ah crap, now you know how old I am.
99th Squad Leader
This might be my very first visit to a coal plant, but it won’t be the last. We are not going to stop until all coal plants are bankrupt.
Can we wish him out to the corn? (twilight zone?)
make him disappear?
0biah never saw a cornfield in his Muslim life. Get back on (our) 2 million dollar bus and drink a cool brew made at the WH brewery they have. And roll a fat one…..for the Choom gang!! Your glory days are about to end;)
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