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  1. grayscape

    August 13th, 2012

    Damn you Fur – you’re killing me with Mo Monday. Never again!!

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  2. Jim

    August 13th, 2012

    Definitely a Vulcan with their head up their ass.

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  3. IronyCurtain

    August 13th, 2012

    Even as a kid she had that God-Damn-America-Scowl.

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  4. Chuck U Farley

    August 13th, 2012

    Mo Town is inconsolable.

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  5. cfm990

    August 13th, 2012

    Mo Monday, DWS, Helen Gurley Brown. Why not go full bore sadistic and post a couple of Helen Thomas pics?

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  6. Katechon

    August 13th, 2012

    Were her lips photoshopped?

    Can’t be for real.

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  7. Maudie N Mandeville

    August 13th, 2012

    This is really who Barack wakes up to w/o the gel every morning.

    No wonder he’s gay.

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  8. Katechon

    August 13th, 2012

    Remember Mo’s thesis?:

    http://obamaprincetonthesis.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/1985_michelle_obama_princeton_thesis.pdf

    C. Hitchens:

    “To describe [Michelle's thesis] as hard to read would be a mistake; the thesis cannot be *read* at all, in the strict sense of the verb. This is because it wasn’t written in any known language”

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  9. Will Profit

    August 13th, 2012

    For Christ’s sakes, she looks like a failed prototype for the Chia pet.

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  10. Moxie Man

    August 13th, 2012

    The more un-retouched the photos are, the uglier they get.

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  11. Katechon

    August 13th, 2012

    “No wonder he’s gay.”

    This makes me laugh all the times. This is the first blog where I read that Barack’s not only a crack-head, but also a gay-man.

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  12. Moxie Man

    August 13th, 2012

    From Claudia’s Critters reject pile?

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  13. Will Profit

    August 13th, 2012

    “And for the talent portion of our competition, Michelle Robinson will sing, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, fuck you.”

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  14. dtm

    August 13th, 2012

    Bride of Frankenstein.

    What’s that you say? That’s NOT makeup?

    The only First (cough) Lady to make Elanor Roosevelt look good.

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  15. Moe Tom

    August 13th, 2012

    WHF? prersent

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  16. reliapundit

    August 13th, 2012

     
  17. Katechon

    August 13th, 2012

    Did she have PLASTIC SURGERY? Serious question.

    She looked changed.

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  18. Moxie Man

    August 13th, 2012

    @Katechon – She keeps a *pinch between her cheek and gums.

    *Pinch: Moose speak for tamale.

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  19. SheVee

    August 13th, 2012

    It’s 10:40pm… thank God MO Monday is almost over!

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  20. Moxie Man

    August 13th, 2012

    I think “Manic” Mo day is Fur’s way of raising awareness to Jesse Jackson’s bi-polar disorder.

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  21. Moxie Man

    August 13th, 2012

    Jr.

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  22. AbigailAdams

    August 13th, 2012

    Cripes. I’ve heard a lot about this thesis, but have never read it. She’s not a very optimistic woman, is she? Good thing she went to Princeton with a well-developed sense of victimhood (read: chip on shoulder) because she could pretty much guarantee great grades on all her work — the late 80′s was a great time to file discrimination lawsuits–baseless (mostly) or not. I don’t recall her using all her future resources in the aid of her community, however. I suppose she doesn’t feel the need since her “community” is pretty well off.

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  23. Cruisin' Cat

    August 13th, 2012

    Gonna borrow a caption from a previous post:
    “When I’m on the computer, eyebrows the internet.”

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  24. shockuhzulu

    August 13th, 2012

    I’m beginning to get a glimmer of why she hates America so. Did she have parents, btw?

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  25. even steven

    August 13th, 2012

    That looks more like a mug shot than a yearbook photo.

    Come to think of it, I had a couple of pretty bad yearbook photos… looked just like me.

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  26. mkultra

    August 13th, 2012

    When King Barry-the-lying-hearted is deposed, we’ll have to release his beard back into the wild. Somewhere a village in Kenya is missing their waterbuffalo.

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  27. mcnorman

    August 13th, 2012

    That is an improvement, don’t ya think?

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  28. norman einstein

    August 14th, 2012

    Didn’t she tell her mother that it was Picture Day?

    You’d think the old lady would at least shave her forehead!

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  29. Stranded in Sonoma

    August 14th, 2012

    My yearbook photo was horrible. Mid 70s moustache, the worst mid 70s hair, and a stupid grin, too. I don’t hate my yearbook photo, I detest it. And I picked it because it was the best of the bunch!

    I don’t fault people for yearbook photos. It’s a fad thing and most people succumb to the peer pressure. Even though she does look like a mushroom head.

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  30. Buckwheat Hussein-O

    August 14th, 2012

    Looks like a socialist style handlebar mustache, but the guy in the picture is wearing it kinda high on the face.

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  31. 99th Squad Leader

    August 14th, 2012

    Mo was on Jay “the Jaw” Leno berating Gabby, the Olympic gymnastic gold medalist about getting an Egg McMuffin to celebrate. Mo told her she had to order an Egg McMuffin with whole wheat bread. Don’t think that exists.
    BTW, Mo really did look like Sasquash sitting next to tiny Gabby.

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  32. Jerry Manderin

    August 14th, 2012

    Heheheheheh…

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  33. sablegsd

    August 14th, 2012

    “Mo told her she had to order an Egg McMuffin with whole wheat bread.”

    Where in the fuck did this stupid pushy cunt get the idea she is in charge of the entire country’s
    eating habits? Why don’t people just tell her to fuck off, you fat fucking cow?

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  34. Robert Fine

    August 14th, 2012

    Well, you’ve got to admit it did help keep dirt from her head from falling onto her nose.

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  35. US Navy Corpseman

    August 14th, 2012

    Good grief. Maybe the day will come when a gust of wind will blow the wig off and this will appear.

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  36. GregMan

    August 14th, 2012

    Bigfoot IS real!

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  37. Xavier

    August 14th, 2012

    Hair soufflé fall/fail.

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  38. Cruisin' Cat

    August 14th, 2012

    “Use Nair for that big fur forehead.”
    (Sorry BFH, couldn’t help myself!)

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  39. hooo boooy

    August 14th, 2012

    where da babymomma to be takin dat catpillr offen da grrls hed?

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  40. Callmelennie

    August 14th, 2012

    Please Fur

    No MO!

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  41. Callmelennie

    August 14th, 2012

    I said “no mo’ MO, anymo!!”

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  42. NoLikeO

    August 14th, 2012

    Between plastic surgery at the taxpayers expense and a15K makeup artist, stylists, photoshop, etc., she still looks like shit.
    But she looooves fashion. Think she’s pissed she’s not white,
    plus she wants a real man…..0 loves to hang out in Man Country in Chicago with those skinny men like him. Yep…he’s a fence straddler…..had to marry in order to further his career.

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