Home - by BigFurHat - August 13, 2012 - 21:50 America/New_York - 42 Comments
August 13th, 2012
Damn you Fur – you’re killing me with Mo Monday. Never again!!
Definitely a Vulcan with their head up their ass.
Even as a kid she had that God-Damn-America-Scowl.
Chuck U Farley
Mo Town is inconsolable.
Mo Monday, DWS, Helen Gurley Brown. Why not go full bore sadistic and post a couple of Helen Thomas pics?
Were her lips photoshopped?
Can’t be for real.
Maudie N Mandeville
This is really who Barack wakes up to w/o the gel every morning.
No wonder he’s gay.
Remember Mo’s thesis?:
“To describe [Michelle's thesis] as hard to read would be a mistake; the thesis cannot be *read* at all, in the strict sense of the verb. This is because it wasn’t written in any known language”
For Christ’s sakes, she looks like a failed prototype for the Chia pet.
The more un-retouched the photos are, the uglier they get.
“No wonder he’s gay.”
This makes me laugh all the times. This is the first blog where I read that Barack’s not only a crack-head, but also a gay-man.
From Claudia’s Critters reject pile?
“And for the talent portion of our competition, Michelle Robinson will sing, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, fuck you.”
Bride of Frankenstein.
What’s that you say? That’s NOT makeup?
The only First (cough) Lady to make Elanor Roosevelt look good.
mo in her own words:
Did she have PLASTIC SURGERY? Serious question.
She looked changed.
@Katechon – She keeps a *pinch between her cheek and gums.
*Pinch: Moose speak for tamale.
It’s 10:40pm… thank God MO Monday is almost over!
I think “Manic” Mo day is Fur’s way of raising awareness to Jesse Jackson’s bi-polar disorder.
Cripes. I’ve heard a lot about this thesis, but have never read it. She’s not a very optimistic woman, is she? Good thing she went to Princeton with a well-developed sense of victimhood (read: chip on shoulder) because she could pretty much guarantee great grades on all her work — the late 80′s was a great time to file discrimination lawsuits–baseless (mostly) or not. I don’t recall her using all her future resources in the aid of her community, however. I suppose she doesn’t feel the need since her “community” is pretty well off.
Gonna borrow a caption from a previous post:
“When I’m on the computer, eyebrows the internet.”
I’m beginning to get a glimmer of why she hates America so. Did she have parents, btw?
That looks more like a mug shot than a yearbook photo.
Come to think of it, I had a couple of pretty bad yearbook photos… looked just like me.
When King Barry-the-lying-hearted is deposed, we’ll have to release his beard back into the wild. Somewhere a village in Kenya is missing their waterbuffalo.
That is an improvement, don’t ya think?
August 14th, 2012
Didn’t she tell her mother that it was Picture Day?
You’d think the old lady would at least shave her forehead!
Stranded in Sonoma
My yearbook photo was horrible. Mid 70s moustache, the worst mid 70s hair, and a stupid grin, too. I don’t hate my yearbook photo, I detest it. And I picked it because it was the best of the bunch!
I don’t fault people for yearbook photos. It’s a fad thing and most people succumb to the peer pressure. Even though she does look like a mushroom head.
Looks like a socialist style handlebar mustache, but the guy in the picture is wearing it kinda high on the face.
99th Squad Leader
Mo was on Jay “the Jaw” Leno berating Gabby, the Olympic gymnastic gold medalist about getting an Egg McMuffin to celebrate. Mo told her she had to order an Egg McMuffin with whole wheat bread. Don’t think that exists.
BTW, Mo really did look like Sasquash sitting next to tiny Gabby.
“Mo told her she had to order an Egg McMuffin with whole wheat bread.”
Where in the fuck did this stupid pushy cunt get the idea she is in charge of the entire country’s
eating habits? Why don’t people just tell her to fuck off, you fat fucking cow?
Well, you’ve got to admit it did help keep dirt from her head from falling onto her nose.
US Navy Corpseman
Good grief. Maybe the day will come when a gust of wind will blow the wig off and this will appear.
Bigfoot IS real!
Hair soufflé fall/fail.
“Use Nair for that big fur forehead.”
(Sorry BFH, couldn’t help myself!)
where da babymomma to be takin dat catpillr offen da grrls hed?
I said “no mo’ MO, anymo!!”
Between plastic surgery at the taxpayers expense and a15K makeup artist, stylists, photoshop, etc., she still looks like shit.
But she looooves fashion. Think she’s pissed she’s not white,
plus she wants a real man…..0 loves to hang out in Man Country in Chicago with those skinny men like him. Yep…he’s a fence straddler…..had to marry in order to further his career.
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