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Helen Gurley Brown Finally Realizes She’s Dead

Home - by - August 13, 2012 - 16:44 America/New_York - 27 Comments

RIP

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  1. GregGS

    August 13th, 2012

    What my last facelift didn’t take 10 years off?

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  2. Plain Jane

    August 13th, 2012

    That wench’s mag almost got me into a heap of trouble when I was young and naive. I picked up a copy of the mag at the airport over 40 years ago, didn’t know anything about the magazine.

    I started reading an article on how to have an affair. Since I was a devotee of Mad magazine while growing up, I actually thought the article & headline was satirical. NOT.

    The guy next to me totally got the wrong idea of me, and of course he “was a doctor from Geneva.” Yep, yea, right! My radar (angel)and sixth sense soon intervened.

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  3. John Cooper

    August 13th, 2012

    I’m saddened to learn she won’t be doing a sequel called, “Sex and the EBT card”.

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  4. Friend of the family

    August 13th, 2012

    A little more eye shadow, and she’ll look even better.

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  5. demonrat dave

    August 13th, 2012

    The difference between a dog and a fox is 6 beers but I think I’ll need a keg for this one.

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  6. demonrat dave

    August 13th, 2012

    I better add that was before her passing.

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  7. Navy Squid

    August 13th, 2012

    Bet Samuel Dye would do her!
    Or Alan Grayson, for that matter!

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  8. ruble

    August 13th, 2012

    Good riddance to the bitch. One less Obama donor.

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  9. norman einstein

    August 13th, 2012

    The resemblance is close, but the forehead isn’t high enough.

    The New York Times reported, “She was 90, though parts of her were considerably younger.”

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  10. Honest Politicians 4 Sale

    August 13th, 2012

    Don’t know who that is, not gonna even look it up after reading the comments. Sounds like another useless lib.

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  11. Anonymous

    August 13th, 2012

    Slick Willie would go for that.

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  12. Merry Poppet

    August 13th, 2012

    Best picture I’ve seen of her in years.

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  13. dtm

    August 13th, 2012

    Um, I think you’ll find that’s actually Nancy Pelosi when she emerges from her crypt in the morning.

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  14. Plain Jane

    August 13th, 2012

    Oops, I was always taught never to speak ill of the dead. I really don’t know why though.

    Thought you were spoofing BFH, and I didn’t realize that she really did die when I commented. Me, dumkoff. So here goes:

    May the souls of the faithful departed rest in peace. Amen.

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  15. simply enraged

    August 13th, 2012

    Thank you, Mr. Fur! Far better and more kind than I could have done.

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  16. IronyCurtain

    August 13th, 2012

    Mrs. Curtain and I saw her on the street in Manhattan one day back in the 1980s. She looked dead THEN!

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  17. Buffalobob

    August 13th, 2012

    I thought it was a Pelosi glamor photo.

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  18. bitterclinger

    August 13th, 2012

    One less Obongo donor/voter.

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  19. FreeMan - Chick-fil-A today

    August 13th, 2012

    Pelosi never looked better

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  20. Dan Ryan Galt

    August 13th, 2012

    Has greyscape seen this? I reserve comment until he checks in.

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  21. Chuck U Farley

    August 13th, 2012

    More proof that the good die young.

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  22. even steven

    August 14th, 2012

    Alas, poor Yorick!

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  23. LaBonBon

    August 14th, 2012

    Bwa ha ha!

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  24. Cruisin' Cat

    August 14th, 2012

    Looks like she had one too many Cosmopolitans…

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  25. US Navy Corpseman

    August 14th, 2012

    Pelosi’s gonna look like that in about a year. A dentist I know, swears she has dentures – full uppers and lowers — Poligrip user for sure. I’m waiting for that moment she grins and the upper slips down . . . . .

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  26. Elaine

    August 14th, 2012

    Oh how sad that she never finished her book “How to have sex when the one you are attracted to can’t figure out if they are a man, a woman, both, or neither.”

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  27. Major Mal function

    August 15th, 2012

    She hasn’t looked that life-like since 1982.

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