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Home - by - August 13, 2012 - 15:14 America/New_York - 40 Comments

Don’t click if you don’t like seeing subhumans throw other subhumans off of a roof onto their heads.

This is Syria- the land of the retarded monkey. Average IQ: Joe Biden level.

 

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  1. Maudie N Mandeville

    August 13th, 2012

    “I think we can work them. Muslims are just like everyone else. They want the same things we want; family, a job, opportunity.”–Barack Obama

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  2. Jack Daniels

    August 13th, 2012

    See here?

    This exemplfies my whole argument when it comes to islam;

    Even when they have killed all the infidels, Christians and Jews, and there are no ‘enemies of allah’ left, they turn on themselves for not being muslim enough, or the right shade of islam.

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  3. dba...vagabond trader

    August 13th, 2012

    Looks like the Syrian roof tossing team missed the Olympics.

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  4. Xavier

    August 13th, 2012

    And those are Mostly Moderate Muslims™.

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  5. Maudie N Mandeville

    August 13th, 2012

    Don’t tell me I don’t need my 50 calibre.

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  6. Kool Aid

    August 13th, 2012

    If you outlaw roofs, only Outlaws will have roofs….or something like that….

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  7. Stirrin the B.S.

    August 13th, 2012

    Hey cut these geniuses some slack. They were just demonstrating Newton’s law of gravity. And I also think I saw his three laws of motion being demonstrated as well. Who says they don’t contribute to the scientific community?

    Then there were the idiot spectators milling around in the drop zone. I was waiting for a falling body to take out about 3 or 4 of them.

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  8. captiva

    August 13th, 2012

    Roofs are too easy to buy. We need more roof laws. Roof control is the only answer.

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  9. chico escuela

    August 13th, 2012

    Oh I thought it was an Obama campaign add: This is what Republicans will do to you.

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  10. chico escuela

    August 13th, 2012

    Mayor Bloomberg thinks it’s the Tea Party. They Od’d on 32 oz Dr Pepper

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  11. RANDO

    August 13th, 2012

    Religion of peace, my ass.

    Expecting to hear from Czar on this one…

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  12. Unneutral

    August 13th, 2012

    They’ve been doing this for years, unfortunately, the ones that survived are now running this country (into the ground).

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  13. grayscape

    August 13th, 2012

    Gotta love hope and change and progress.

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  14. Uncle Dirt

    August 13th, 2012

    We are told by some on the left that terrorism arises out of the misery of poverty. Poverty after buying an automatic rifle and a cell phone. What crap!

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  15. Alfa06

    August 13th, 2012

    I’m certain these were atheists and gays that decided Sharia was a good thing and would benefit all of mankind…

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  16. Friend of the family

    August 13th, 2012

    They’re just a little hot under the collar. That’s all.

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  17. chiggerbug

    August 13th, 2012

    I may get thrown off the roof of my house, but I will already be dead, and it won’t be before a bunch of them will already be roasting in he!!

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  18. Lowell

    August 13th, 2012

    Does anybody recognize the smartphones being used by the spectators that rushed up to the just impacted bodies? Make a ‘killer’ad for the manufacturer! “Proven to keep working during civil unrest or revolution!”

    “Just imagine being able to twitter Jamil’s splashed brain pan before anyone on the other guy’s slower, non 4G network!”

    But seriously, what do you expect? I was told by a guy works in the cafeteria in the basement of the building that the “throwees” were holding out on some primo tuna fish sammiches.

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  19. Keyser Söze

    August 13th, 2012

    The “Weather Girls” were giving a concert and the Mooozies just took it to mean something different.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBlbPw7WAqM
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  20. Tom Petty

    August 13th, 2012

    Gonna free fall,
    Right onto pavement
    Gonna splash my
    Brains on the ground

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  21. NASA

    August 13th, 2012

    Just Muslim flight training – advanced vertical impact simulation.

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  22. Hassan bin Layyed

    August 13th, 2012

    Hey, I know that one guy in black! That’s my neighbor, Freef al-Lin!

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  23. BILL

    August 13th, 2012

    Wow, great aim!

    Not one missed the ground.

    Does anyone know if cair thinks its islamaphobic to watch this video or not islamaphobic to watch this video?

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  24. BILL

    August 13th, 2012

    Ah, Death to islam! Great!

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  25. Jim

    August 13th, 2012

    Two words: parking lot.

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  26. BILL

    August 13th, 2012

    “muslims keep falling on my head.”

    i can’t stop watching.

    this should be a new reality tv series.

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  27. BILL

    August 13th, 2012

    paint a grid on the ground and fill in random numbers in the squares.

    we can start betting on which square the next one hits.

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  28. Ricky

    August 13th, 2012

    this is great!
    I love how they’re killing each other off. providing great enterainment while proving that Sir Issac Newton was right about gravity.
    But, what happens when only one is left?..who or how do they get him to “splat” himself all over the staircase?
    And no, ‘there can be only one’ doesn’t work..this isn’t a highlander movie..

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  29. FreeMan - Chick-fil-A today

    August 13th, 2012

    How high is the White House Roof??

    Ah, nevermind.

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  30. Ann Barnhardt

    August 13th, 2012

    Dust off. Nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

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  31. Dano

    August 13th, 2012

    Yes Ann, NUKE’UM!

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  32. IronyCurtain

    August 13th, 2012

    Go rebels! Then afterwards it’ll be:

    Meet the new savage islamic psycho,
    same as the old savage islamic psycho.

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  33. cfm990

    August 13th, 2012

    Jackass, The religion!

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  34. nufftin

    August 13th, 2012

    Behold, your “religion of peace.”

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  35. Jerry Manderin

    August 14th, 2012

    No wonder God had so many of them killed in the Old Testament.

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  36. Drackxman

    August 14th, 2012

    5th century animals. Islam Sucks ! Freakin Cult.

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  37. Joe

    August 14th, 2012

    Savages!

    But allow me, with President Obama, to thank them for all their contributions to NASA and the space program.

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  38. mickey_moussaoui

    August 14th, 2012

    and obama thinks these animals contributed to the success of NASA

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  39. muddjuice

    August 14th, 2012

    Coming to an American city near you, unless we (the govt that is) wake up to the threat of Islam and shariah….

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  40. reddecaesari

    August 15th, 2012

    i read somewhere that these were postal workers.

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