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Dick of the Year – Married U.S. Navy sub commander, 43, relieved of duty after ‘FAKING his own death to get rid of online mistress, 23, he’d got pregnant
My first question is, how do you get a girl pregnant online?
Daily Mail – Navy Cmdr. Michael P. Ward II (pictured above leaving the USS Pittsburgh after taking command on August 3)
who is married with children, has been accused of meeting a Virginia woman on a dating website and telling her he was separated. They conducted a relationship until she received an email in July saying he had been killed. After going to his home to pay her respects, she discovered it was a lie.
Rock Salt Justice
August 13th, 2012
His wife could turn this into a true story.
Noodengr
August 13th, 2012
To answer your question. ” dear online mistress
I will fed ex a special package to you with a little toy and a vial when you get it we can have some online sex just text me….”
Rock Salt very good observation.
Wasn’t this an episode of NCIS? if not it will be this coming season.
Two Legged Blue Eyed Cracker
August 13th, 2012
BFH – he did because he has special seamen under his command.
Too easy!
Tracy
August 13th, 2012
HE’S A DICK & A DOPE
What an asshole!
NObama2012!
fxdwg
August 13th, 2012
“No, I’m separated, she just doesn’t understand me…”
Stirrin the B.S.
August 13th, 2012
I hate to say this, but when your brain is in your penis, it makes you stupid.
Plain Jane
August 13th, 2012
Yes, the prog/dem/asshat was outed.
How stupid can one be. I have no experience in deceit and little experience in the internet world, but I could have done a better job of hiding my identity. This guy wanted to get caught.
Metprof
August 13th, 2012
Should have kept his sub in dry dock.
Ricky
August 13th, 2012
Imagine that!
A Navy Sub Commander weathering a major storm without a port to go into.
I guess he never read the book “a man without a country” by Edward Hale.. instead, he is that guy!
dba...vagabond trader
August 13th, 2012
What it really scary this ass was given command of a nuke sub. Same type of vetting process that dumped a commie potus on America.
Cynic
August 13th, 2012
The Navy captain should have kept better command of his semen.
Diann
August 13th, 2012
Now, see? Why can’t I find a guy like that?
No. Wait. Found plenty like that…
persecutor
August 13th, 2012
I guess her spam filter failed. Musta been a Fluke.
Moe Tom
August 13th, 2012
Ahh to the old Navy, with a Lady in every port. These assholes today can’t even get laid. Wait till the dykes over.
Moe Tom
August 13th, 2012
He must be the guy who came home one time and found a note from his wife on the refrigerator door.
“This is not working. I can’t take it anymore. We moved in with my mother.”
So he opened the door, the light came on, the beer was cold. So he muttered to himself. It’s working fine,what the hell’s the matter with her?
Stranded in Sonoma
August 13th, 2012
Adultery does not get you kicked out of the military unless there is fraternization between officers and enlisted personel that are not married to each other. They don’t even like it if the officer and the enlisted are NOT married and having an affair. And they WON’T let officers marry enlisted personel.
In other words, boink anyone you like, just make sure it’s within your own paygrade. On the other hand, wifey will be living with her parents shortly.
And thanks for doing this, scumbag. Now Obama is going to promote an openly homosexual officer to command this sub saying it will help stop this kind of mischief.
EP
August 13th, 2012
wait, she went to his house to pay her respects?!?! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
EP
August 13th, 2012
Oh, hey, yeah I’ve been bangin him for a while, just wanted to pay my respects. Oh, you’re his wife? Nice to meet you. Sorry for your loss. Oh, yes, this is his baby I’m pregnant with.
Trees
August 13th, 2012
he pinged her repeatedly, that’s how..
Zombie Ted Kennedy
August 13th, 2012
Dude was just confused. Good idea, bad execution. Paternity is avoided by introducing the little trollop to Neptune’s daughters.
Prezidizzle Obizzle
August 13th, 2012
@Stranded: “Now Obama is going to promote an openly homosexual officer to command this sub saying it will help stop this kind of mischief.”
Hey, in MY navy, 150 sailors go out, 75 couples come back. Rum, sodomy, and the lash, and all that. Rum to set the mood, and the lash is if you’re feeling adventurous.
BILL
August 13th, 2012
jimmah carter was a sub commander, just saying!
Blink
August 13th, 2012
I believe Jimmie Carter was an officer on a nuclear sub but never the Captain of a sub. That being said, some Captains of subs have shown a talent for making bad decisions when it comes to women.
Several years ago the Captain of a sub was relieved of his command after having a local stripper dancing on the sail planes as the sub was departing a port in Fla.
His career is essentially over. I he will never be promoted to higher rank and after a couple times not being promoted he will be gone.
General Ripper
August 13th, 2012
He must have thought he was VICE Admiral (O-9). If he was in my chain of command, I’d demote him to Major Asshole.
Even worse, he violated my direct order: preservation of vital essence is paramount!
General Ripper
August 13th, 2012
…and whats with the Porn Star Moustache?
General Ripper
August 13th, 2012
This guy’s performance will be rated as sub-par
(I reckon that’s a joke all you bubbleheads and former bubbleheads will appreciate)
Here’s another one: “the best marine is a submarine” (seen on the t-shirt of a retired O-9 former boomer commander)
The Saw
August 14th, 2012
She is 23 and he is 43. Was she looking for a husband? He looks like one of the YMCA people.
The23yrold
August 15th, 2012
What everyone fails to realize is… Unfortunately… I believed everything Michael told me bc “we were in love” and going to be together. I found out after I went to his home that he was still married and only after finding out that he had done all of this and was hospitalized that I was pregnant. He also tried bribing me. I was unable to get that in the report bc it was all done via phone calls. He has owned up to all of this to the navy and it will be published. I want him to be honest. That was it. I think for someone commanding a sub… You have got to have more integrity than that. I was always honest with him. The man I was in love with was not the man he was. Sad and it still hurts. But- the truth shall set you free!