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Minimalism rules.

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- Father…
- Yes son?

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Katechon,

Just watched em both on 60 minutes. Damn hard to tell which ones the father and which ones the son. Ryans hell on wheels. Might be a problem.

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Holy shit Joe’s a dumb motherfucker….

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That Maddow fella is kinda hot don’t ya think?

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Much as I hate to say it, that picture really looks like it’s gonna end with mutual blowjobs. While it is less gay than an 11 way with Elton John, Barney Frank, Alan Cumming, George Michael, Adam Lambert, David Geffen, Rupert Everett, Rob Halford, Boy George, George Takei, and Zombie Freddie Mercury, it isn’t *much* less gay.

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Here’s the link to the episode Brad is referring to :

http://www.rightspeak.net/2012/08/mitt-romney-paul-ryan-interview-on-60.html

Watch it.

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Honestly : Romney impresses with this prick.

I knew it. Broke Back Freaken Mountain. LOL.

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– you raked $300 millions?
– yes.
– you’re frikking kidding me!
– nope.

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*charges monkey-frog anger-management apparatus*

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Katechon, All kidding aside. Ryan is type freaken Capital A. I watched the show all the time going Oh Shit. I hope they can get this train in line.

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So, how about, “This is gonna be a tough row to hoe, but we’re here to do it”.

Oh and Debbie Downer is a riot! Go Grayscape!

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They know they need to defeat Barack.
They’re very pragmatic.
Their train will run at good speed and reliably.

Let’s up the white voters without college degree will jump in.

Forget the non white voters ; forget the college educated whites : Obama is holding their support. Romney won’t win more votes from them than McCain did. Or only slightly more so.

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so nolan, be sure to bring a big bat for your debate.

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Well Boss, who should we fuck with first. I’m thinking The Big Dummy and then work our way down to Biden.

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Don’t worry about Biden’s debate skills…..just get in the word ‘Plugs’ every chance you get……

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” Mitt, this is how you sit so you don’t look Gay.”

– I can’t, cuz my gut would show.

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“I gotta tell ya Mitt. Those fuckers are going down.”

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How about a blow job?

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—86 days to go…
—Are you ready to ramble?
—Yes sir! Let’s throw the bums out of the people’s House!

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Holly shit, you better show up to the the party so we can fix ya. It’s RUMBLE. LOL

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I’m working now and I made $7.50 last night. grayscape is a good tipper and he did it without a rubber.

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Sheez, I hope you were wearing some chap stick.

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I know, there’s nothing else to say after that.

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Just turn me loose, Mitt and I’ll fuck up Biden and Obama in one day.

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*steams like an American grizzly folding again to a Canadian cowboy all-in bet*

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” ram·ble /ˈrambəl/Verb: Walk for pleasure in the countryside, typically without a definite route.”

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Don’t mistake folding for mercy. LOL

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Do you want bust the Won’s balls, or shall I do it?

Awww, let’s both do it. He won’t know what hit him.

He won’t come off the golf course and his regular meetings with Soros for a week.

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Canadian cowboys make Ayn Rand sounds like a Marxist, Ronald Reagan like Jimmy Carter.

And Ann Barnhardt like a liberal.

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Canadian cowboys leave mercy to the LORD!

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Dude, Rumble as in fight. Honest to god my favorite bad ass Bret Hart. He’s an old grizz. We relate. Even though he’s a freaken Can freaken nuck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvufFwdqMzg

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God rest his brother, that was bull shit.

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Easy on the Reagan shit. Bout all we got left.

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Two R’s = Rampage and Revolution Heh Sounds good

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Caption :

– I hear the only real conservatives left are up north in Canada…
– I know. May God save us from their righteous wrath.

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Holy Crap is that Bwany Frank’s brother at the beginning of that 60 Minute clip?

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Caption :

Paul : – there’s this crazy-eyed Colorado chick on YouTube
Mitt : – the one who destroyed Graham?
Paul : – yeah. Dude, she annihilates you too.
Mitt : – noooo!!!!!

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” Hart died on May 23, 1999 when an equipment malfunction occurred during his entrance from the rafters of Kemper Arena in Kansas City, Missouri, U.S., at the WWF’s Over the Edge pay-per-view event.”

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Video of the lethal fall :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sO9ItxYGTFw

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“Y’know, Mitt, I still can’t decide whose ass I’ll be happier to see walking out of our White House for the last time in January…Oblowme’s or that Jarret bitch’s.”
“I know, Paul. Do you know any really good industrial strength fumigation services in the D.C. area? I’m gonna have to sleep in that bedroom!”

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Mitt do you know what its gonna cost to replace the silverware in the whitehouse?

Yes Paul I know, that wookie is gonna take all the silverware and probably the plates and a few paintings, so sad……..;-(

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HOPE and CHANGE !!!

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Can somebody form IOTW help me?…My son sits in front of that dang computer with a box to tissues all day, he put his hands in his pants sometimes and make funny noises and 5 minutes he does it again, all day long. Help please

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To win in 2012, all we’ll have to do is opposite of what John McCain did to lose in 2008.

NObama2012!

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What’s with these shirtsleeves?
And this slouching?
Put on a tie and jacket.
Sit up straight.
Stand up straight.
Behave like gentlemen.
Act peseidential.
Y’aint no dirty commie crackfags!

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“Obama isn’t working” How true. He’s playing golf, hobnobbing with Hollywood, campaigning, and complaining and blaming!

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@ Katechon– How does this affect the Vegas odds?

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…so Biden is holding down the goat for Barry and Jay Carney has this shocked look of disbelief on his face…

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Should Have Been a Canadian? Cowboy..

yeah.. just ain’t the same.. but hey, can’t blame ‘em for tryin’

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I Wish They All Could Be Colorado Girls

Canadian women are beautiful creatures–it just doesn’t fit lyrically..

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Help me….I’m sliding off this bench

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@Roscoe….let’s get off the gay thing. There are plenty of manly men who cross their legs at the knees who are no more gay than YOU?! Let’s try to be positive about this campaign. We need all the help we can get.

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Roscoe and others: Lay off the gay thing. I am tired of hearing it in everything. People don’t center their lives around finding out who’s that way. We got work to do. We gotta take the white house back.

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Mitt: Are you ready for the shit storm we’re heading into?

Paul Ryan:: Hell yeah. Bring it.

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DHChron
if that’s you mom, I’m on a phone, my woman has my laptop…………lmao

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Caption: “I checked the VIN tag and THIS bus was built right here in the fuckin’ USofA!”

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Bro Hug?

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John Wayne even sat like that. If you want to see gay look at the guy they are running against.

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