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Home - by - August 12, 2012 - 13:29 America/New_York - 28 Comments

This guy's last name...

The last part sounded like I was being beheaded.

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  1. Anonymous

    August 12th, 2012

    Something is quite odd about that name aside from the length…it has Mohamed and pork in it.

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  2. Nutjob

    August 12th, 2012

    @Anonymous,

    That was my thought as well, his name implies mohammed porked a car

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  3. Poonces

    August 12th, 2012

    Snatch… 183KG!

    Clean and Jerk!

    …Islamic sex manual?

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  4. Callmelennie

    August 12th, 2012

    Not only that, he was happy to do it

    (Cause, like “sa’ied” means “happy” in Arabic)

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  5. Moe Tom

    August 12th, 2012

    Muhamad
    Ham
    Pork
    Pour
    Rag
    urragh (like in vomit)
    sad
    sigh

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  6. michellesbigbeaver

    August 12th, 2012

    Dirka dirka……..

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  7. Panhead Red

    August 12th, 2012

    Mohammad’s pork emporium

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  8. norman einstein

    August 12th, 2012

    @Moe Tom, good attempt…

    MOHAMMAD
    POURK
    A RAG H
    ARK

    With just with a wee bit of anagramming, I think it says he poked a rag head in Arkansas.

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  9. Moe Tom

    August 12th, 2012

    Raghead is covered. I’d like to buy a T.

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  10. Plain Jane

    August 12th, 2012

    Is porking a pig a new olympic event?

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  11. Billy Fuster

    August 12th, 2012

    S.O.B. Pork Rind.

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  12. Michael Bolton

    August 12th, 2012

    Yeah, well, at least his name isn’t Michael Bolton. And why should i change? He’s the one who sucks!

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  13. Bob Slydell & Bob Porter

    August 12th, 2012

    Saeid Moha….Moham….Monotgonnamedal.

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  14. Doc

    August 12th, 2012

    I’ve seen that name before…on a DMV eye chart.

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  15. Doc

    August 12th, 2012

    As a matter of fact the guy in line in front of me at the DMV when asked to read the eye chart, said “Read it, shit I went to school with his sister!”

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  16. Anonymous

    August 12th, 2012

    His nickname is SOG. Son of goatfucker.

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  17. Tracy

    August 12th, 2012

    mo-HAM-m-MAD-PO-URkaKar…AGH!!!
    Bring in on down now…1-2-3-4…1-2…3-4!!!

    NObama2012!

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  18. Aaron

    August 12th, 2012

    Parked a pig car? Wut?

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  19. reddecaesari

    August 12th, 2012

    aka suicide bomber no. 5,3259

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  20. Stirrin the B.S.

    August 12th, 2012

    A muzzslime competing in the “clean and jerk”? Sounds like Baraq Hussein Oblowme to me.

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  21. Sarthurk

    August 12th, 2012

    Give the poor guy a break. Even a gold medal won’t outdo the bomb vest he’ll eventually wear to his virgin party.

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  22. Maudie N Mandeville

    August 12th, 2012

    Mohammad’s Pork-a-rama!

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  23. james c

    August 12th, 2012

    it’s pronounced “Muddaporka”

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  24. srdem65

    August 12th, 2012

    His friends just call him “Skip”.

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  25. sablegsd

    August 12th, 2012

    Fucking filthy inbred pisslamic.

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  26. MsMossberg500ZMB

    August 12th, 2012

    He sounds like an AllahlSnackBar to me.

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  27. Merry Poppet

    August 12th, 2012

    Saied Mohammadfourcargarage?

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  28. taudry audry

    August 13th, 2012

    Let’s help him change that last name: I lost.

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