Home - by BigFurHat - August 12, 2012 - 00:30 America/New_York - 20 Comments
Too soon? Still?
August 12th, 2012
Nice Booth Mister Lincoln
Groucho Marxist, Hee Hee.
Why not, Kentucky Bourbon, Lincoln, born in Kentucky.
General Grant, after spewing it back out says: “It’s got-dam cologn!”.
cologne!, that is.
It’s four score and seven proof.
“I’ll have a shot” taken too seriously?
A sshoovenir from from our AARP bussshhh trip to Gettysberggghghgh.
I’m old enough to get the joke. Anyone here under 40 get it?
Strike a blow for liberty.
Now you’ve gone and ruint a perfectly good flask of whiskey.
(born and raised in the still smoldering ashes of Richmond, Va)
I think I can understand. Even though I
was born near tree stump in the NW, I get a good dose of Kalifornia crap every day. We’re burning here now, too.
Probably good old Tai Winds after shave.
Ouch! That stuff will give you a headache.
This is close.
ACK-puh! So thats what marxism tastes like. I’m with Xavier, born in the South (Gulf Coast and living in E. Tenn now). Ole’ Abe aint’ no friend of mine. He struck the hardest blow against liberty of any President. Well, of course the current rube, not withstanding.
If you ever want to read some incredible history, try the book The Real Lincoln. It documents the hundreds of Marxist Germans – “Forty-Eighters” who were kicked out of Germany and settled (many in the Illinois/Wisconsin area) in America. They helped determine the outcome of the 1860 election. Remember, Lincoln and Marx were contemporaries. You will never convince me that Lincoln’s policies didn’t originate from Marx’s influence. http://thecopperhead.blogspot.com/2005/06/socialist-influence-in-election-of.html
Birdie Num Num
Well, I guess it beats ‘Book Depository Passion’.
Wasn’t that a joke from Nebraska native Johnny Carson, about how “Miss Lincoln” earned her title?
Lincoln Bourbon – “get stinkin’ with Lincoln”
/sarc off – what the fuck were the marketers of this bourbon thinking when they dreamed up Lincoln Bourbon?
Bourbon is a “Suthren Thing”, and we’re damn proud that you can only make it in Tennessee and Kentucky.
Wild Turkey 101 is the shizzle. If Ben Franklin said the wild turkey should be America’s national bird that’s good enough for me.
Runner ups: Jim Beam, Elijah Craig, Evan Williams.
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