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  1. Groucho Marxist

    August 12th, 2012

    Nice Booth Mister Lincoln

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  2. Bad Brad

    August 12th, 2012

    Groucho Marxist, Hee Hee.

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  3. Troy

    August 12th, 2012

    Why not, Kentucky Bourbon, Lincoln, born in Kentucky.
    Boo-ya!

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  4. Mahtomedi

    August 12th, 2012

    General Grant, after spewing it back out says: “It’s got-dam cologn!”.

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  5. Mahtomedi

    August 12th, 2012

    cologne!, that is.

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  6. Chalupa

    August 12th, 2012

    It’s four score and seven proof.

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  7. The Doktor

    August 12th, 2012

    “I’ll have a shot” taken too seriously?

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  8. Moxie Man

    August 12th, 2012

    A sshoovenir from from our AARP bussshhh trip to Gettysberggghghgh.

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  9. xthred

    August 12th, 2012

    I’m old enough to get the joke. Anyone here under 40 get it?

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  10. tripseven

    August 12th, 2012

    Strike a blow for liberty.

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  11. Xavier

    August 12th, 2012

    Now you’ve gone and ruint a perfectly good flask of whiskey.

    (born and raised in the still smoldering ashes of Richmond, Va)

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  12. Sarthurk

    August 12th, 2012

    @Xavier
    I think I can understand. Even though I
    was born near tree stump in the NW, I get a good dose of Kalifornia crap every day. We’re burning here now, too.

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  13. gorgo

    August 12th, 2012

    Probably good old Tai Winds after shave.

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  14. cfm990

    August 12th, 2012

    Ouch! That stuff will give you a headache.

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  15. xthred

    August 12th, 2012

    This is close.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIWlzsGfBtg&feature=youtube_gdata_player
    .

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  16. Bayouwulf

    August 12th, 2012

    ACK-puh! So thats what marxism tastes like. I’m with Xavier, born in the South (Gulf Coast and living in E. Tenn now). Ole’ Abe aint’ no friend of mine. He struck the hardest blow against liberty of any President. Well, of course the current rube, not withstanding.

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  17. My@Cents

    August 12th, 2012

    If you ever want to read some incredible history, try the book The Real Lincoln. It documents the hundreds of Marxist Germans – “Forty-Eighters” who were kicked out of Germany and settled (many in the Illinois/Wisconsin area) in America. They helped determine the outcome of the 1860 election. Remember, Lincoln and Marx were contemporaries. You will never convince me that Lincoln’s policies didn’t originate from Marx’s influence. http://thecopperhead.blogspot.com/2005/06/socialist-influence-in-election-of.html

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  18. Birdie Num Num

    August 12th, 2012

    Well, I guess it beats ‘Book Depository Passion’.

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  19. Kevin Killion

    August 12th, 2012

    Wasn’t that a joke from Nebraska native Johnny Carson, about how “Miss Lincoln” earned her title?

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  20. General Loathing

    August 12th, 2012

    Lincoln Bourbon – “get stinkin’ with Lincoln”

    /sarc off – what the fuck were the marketers of this bourbon thinking when they dreamed up Lincoln Bourbon?

    Bourbon is a “Suthren Thing”, and we’re damn proud that you can only make it in Tennessee and Kentucky.

    Wild Turkey 101 is the shizzle. If Ben Franklin said the wild turkey should be America’s national bird that’s good enough for me.

    Runner ups: Jim Beam, Elijah Craig, Evan Williams.

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