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  1. MADJACK

    August 12th, 2012

    But, but I don’t have a bad heart and I don’t wanna retire.

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  2. Flip

    August 12th, 2012

    This left? or THIS left?

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  3. Stirrin the B.S.

    August 12th, 2012

    This is how I play secret agent man. They call me Biden, Joe Biden, agent 001/2. I like mine stirred, not shaken.

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  4. dude

    August 12th, 2012

    I got a finger for each nostril hole!

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  5. reddecaesari

    August 12th, 2012

    plugs biden questions his escape route in november.
    is it this way or thata way?

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  6. dude

    August 12th, 2012

    My DC gangsta sign for loser

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  7. Chalupa

    August 12th, 2012

    “Is that the Macarena?”

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  8. hanoverfist

    August 12th, 2012

    “You cant do shadow animals with the lights on Joe.”

    -B Obama

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  9. DepSlimChiply

    August 12th, 2012

    My right or your right?

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  10. Xavier

    August 12th, 2012

    OK then two fingers up for the bunny’s ears and then uh wait what um hey who wants ice cream?

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  11. DepSlimChiply

    August 12th, 2012

    Are you talking about Michelle’s plugs or my plugs?!?

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  12. Jerry Manderin

    August 12th, 2012

    “So this finger goes up my ass and this one goes up my nostril? Okay.”

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  13. Unneutral

    August 12th, 2012

    I actually used to have one brain cell but it went that way.

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  14. Milwaukee Mike

    August 12th, 2012

    There’s only two directions we can go: Up or down or forward!

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  15. RightWinger

    August 12th, 2012

    “Fareed Zakaria was suspended for plagerism? Really? I thought I taught him better than that.”

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  16. I'm Your Huckleberry

    August 12th, 2012

    ahh shit, I went and super glued my wrists together..

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  17. dude

    August 12th, 2012

    I can stretch my boogers this far

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  18. tumbleweed

    August 12th, 2012

    I’m a better pick for VP than Ryan, just watch me play with my air drums.

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  19. Xavier

    August 12th, 2012

    Joe, for the last time, stop shooting rubber bands. We’re trying to conduct a Cabinet meeting here.

    Alright sorry big guy. heeheehee

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  20. Moxie Man

    August 12th, 2012

    Okay, I got the church and steeple, but these people are giving me a hard f**king time!

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  21. Jim

    August 12th, 2012

    This Paul Ryan is a Big F’n deal!

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  22. Ricky

    August 12th, 2012

    OK! who wants to play Cowboys and Indians?
    Phew..Phew..Injun Killer!
    Is that you John Wayne?
    is this me?

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  23. Col. Angus

    August 12th, 2012

    Willie said, Papa, don’t put me down
    They’re doin’ that hand jive all over town

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  24. Nutjob

    August 12th, 2012

    I got a booger on my finger and I’m going to toss it that way.

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  25. Nutjob

    August 12th, 2012

    People underestimate my talent,I’m ambidextrous, I can pick my nose with either hand.

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  26. Nutjob

    August 12th, 2012

    and the alien had antenaes like this, and he was really scarey because he didn’t support healthcare or like ice cream

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  27. Nutjob

    August 12th, 2012

    What the voters need to know is, if we don’t win the election..we are out of here.

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  28. Tracy

    August 12th, 2012

    THE NEW NORMAL

    I WIN! A ‘Rock Scissors’ beats a ‘Paper’ the same way I won using the ‘Scissors Paper’ before.

    NObama2012!

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  29. DanlBoone

    August 12th, 2012

    Teh Sheriff, firing his six-shooters
    and riding off in all directions.

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  30. dba...vagabond trader

    August 12th, 2012

    Oooopsie! Think I just sat on one of Paul Ryans arrows.

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  31. Xavier

    August 12th, 2012

    Crap, I got my hands tangled up again. Hey guys? Can somebody help me out here?

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  32. Nutjob

    August 12th, 2012

    My ignorance comes from up here and is projected outward.

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  33. Nutjob

    August 12th, 2012

    I like pulling my finger, would you like to pull my finger?

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  34. Nutjob

    August 12th, 2012

    You need to stop interrupting me during happy time or I’ll flick this booger on you.

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  35. Steaming Pyle

    August 12th, 2012

    “My IQ is thissss many”

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  36. Moe Tom

    August 12th, 2012

    “Air that has too much coal in it,corn syrup next (will kill more people) than a terrorist attack.”
    I kid you not. Literary, that is, not figureativly.

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  37. Joe

    August 12th, 2012

    Lookin’ forward to the Biden/Ryan debates. Ought to be a gas!!!

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  38. Bullman

    August 12th, 2012

    “There are FIVE facts you need to know about that other VP guy”

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  39. Panhead Red

    August 12th, 2012

    Joe – which way did he go – Biden

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  40. Roscoe P. Soultrane

    August 12th, 2012

    Pyew! Pyew! Pyewpyewpyewpyewpyew!

    I’m Sheriff Joe, and I’m gunnin’ down the bad guys.

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  41. Joecondor

    August 12th, 2012

    After the election?

    I’m gonna be an inventor!

    ‘The Biden Bicycle Seat’

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  42. mkultra

    August 12th, 2012

    …to which the Indian replied, ‘Horse too’.

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  43. Tim

    August 12th, 2012

    This is a square … no, no, wait, … a cycle …

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  44. Millertime

    August 12th, 2012

    One in the pink and one in the stink, thats what I told that big wookie bitch

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  45. BooboolaBot

    August 12th, 2012

    And so I walked into Baghdad, both guns blazin’!

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  46. BooboolaBot

    August 12th, 2012

    Long as I got ammo, I kin take out dat Ryan fella wit ma sixguns.

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  47. BigJacket

    August 12th, 2012

    Which one should I use to pick my nose?

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  48. FreeMan - Chick-fil-A today

    August 12th, 2012

    Pick N Flick

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  49. Houston

    August 12th, 2012

    OK guys, show me that “Shocker” thing one more time again?

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  50. Houston

    August 12th, 2012

    …and one in the stink? Well, which one is for my nose then?

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  51. MsMossberg500ZMB

    August 12th, 2012

    Me go right or do me go left?

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  52. General Loathing

    August 12th, 2012

    “….and then Obama fisted me two-handed in the ass like this.”

    “What’s that? Oh. Yep, I haven’t been able to shit right for a week.”

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  53. GI-had Joe

    August 12th, 2012

    Did you ever see Obama,
    Obama, Obama?
    Did you ever see a Obama,
    Go this way and that?
    Go this way and that way,
    Go this way and that way.
    Did you ever see a Obama,
    Go this way and that?

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  54. DepSlimChiply

    August 12th, 2012

    If I’m VP and Ryan is VP, who VP?!?

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  55. ForExample

    August 12th, 2012

    Pew! Pew!

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  56. Ericthetuba

    August 12th, 2012

    “I am SO much better at shadow puppets than Paul Ryan!!”

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  57. jbee

    August 13th, 2012

    The other asshole picked me !!

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