Are you talking about Michelle’s plugs or my plugs?!?
+2
Jerry Manderin
August 12th, 2012
“So this finger goes up my ass and this one goes up my nostril? Okay.”
+2
Unneutral
August 12th, 2012
I actually used to have one brain cell but it went that way.
+4
Milwaukee Mike
August 12th, 2012
There’s only two directions we can go: Up or down or forward!
+7
RightWinger
August 12th, 2012
“Fareed Zakaria was suspended for plagerism? Really? I thought I taught him better than that.”
+4
I'm Your Huckleberry
August 12th, 2012
ahh shit, I went and super glued my wrists together..
Noteworthy Comment +22
dude
August 12th, 2012
I can stretch my boogers this far
+3
tumbleweed
August 12th, 2012
I’m a better pick for VP than Ryan, just watch me play with my air drums.
+2
Xavier
August 12th, 2012
Joe, for the last time, stop shooting rubber bands. We’re trying to conduct a Cabinet meeting here.
Alright sorry big guy. heeheehee
Noteworthy Comment +10
Moxie Man
August 12th, 2012
Okay, I got the church and steeple, but these people are giving me a hard f**king time!
+7
Jim
August 12th, 2012
This Paul Ryan is a Big F’n deal!
+3
Ricky
August 12th, 2012
OK! who wants to play Cowboys and Indians?
Phew..Phew..Injun Killer!
Is that you John Wayne?
is this me?
+2
Col. Angus
August 12th, 2012
Willie said, Papa, don’t put me down
They’re doin’ that hand jive all over town
+1
Nutjob
August 12th, 2012
I got a booger on my finger and I’m going to toss it that way.
+1
Nutjob
August 12th, 2012
People underestimate my talent,I’m ambidextrous, I can pick my nose with either hand.
+2
Nutjob
August 12th, 2012
and the alien had antenaes like this, and he was really scarey because he didn’t support healthcare or like ice cream
+2
Nutjob
August 12th, 2012
What the voters need to know is, if we don’t win the election..we are out of here.
+3
Tracy
August 12th, 2012
THE NEW NORMAL
I WIN! A ‘Rock Scissors’ beats a ‘Paper’ the same way I won using the ‘Scissors Paper’ before.
NObama2012!
+3
DanlBoone
August 12th, 2012
Teh Sheriff, firing his six-shooters
and riding off in all directions.
+3
dba...vagabond trader
August 12th, 2012
Oooopsie! Think I just sat on one of Paul Ryans arrows.
+2
Xavier
August 12th, 2012
Crap, I got my hands tangled up again. Hey guys? Can somebody help me out here?
+6
Nutjob
August 12th, 2012
My ignorance comes from up here and is projected outward.
+3
Nutjob
August 12th, 2012
I like pulling my finger, would you like to pull my finger?
+2
Nutjob
August 12th, 2012
You need to stop interrupting me during happy time or I’ll flick this booger on you.
+1
Steaming Pyle
August 12th, 2012
“My IQ is thissss many”
+5
Moe Tom
August 12th, 2012
“Air that has too much coal in it,corn syrup next (will kill more people) than a terrorist attack.”
I kid you not. Literary, that is, not figureativly.
+3
Joe
August 12th, 2012
Lookin’ forward to the Biden/Ryan debates. Ought to be a gas!!!
0
Bullman
August 12th, 2012
“There are FIVE facts you need to know about that other VP guy”
+4
Panhead Red
August 12th, 2012
Joe – which way did he go – Biden
+2
Roscoe P. Soultrane
August 12th, 2012
Pyew! Pyew! Pyewpyewpyewpyewpyew!
I’m Sheriff Joe, and I’m gunnin’ down the bad guys.
+4
Joecondor
August 12th, 2012
After the election?
I’m gonna be an inventor!
‘The Biden Bicycle Seat’
+2
mkultra
August 12th, 2012
…to which the Indian replied, ‘Horse too’.
+3
Tim
August 12th, 2012
This is a square … no, no, wait, … a cycle …
0
Millertime
August 12th, 2012
One in the pink and one in the stink, thats what I told that big wookie bitch
+1
BooboolaBot
August 12th, 2012
And so I walked into Baghdad, both guns blazin’!
0
BooboolaBot
August 12th, 2012
Long as I got ammo, I kin take out dat Ryan fella wit ma sixguns.
…and one in the stink? Well, which one is for my nose then?
0
MsMossberg500ZMB
August 12th, 2012
Me go right or do me go left?
0
General Loathing
August 12th, 2012
“….and then Obama fisted me two-handed in the ass like this.”
“What’s that? Oh. Yep, I haven’t been able to shit right for a week.”
0
GI-had Joe
August 12th, 2012
Did you ever see Obama,
Obama, Obama?
Did you ever see a Obama,
Go this way and that?
Go this way and that way,
Go this way and that way.
Did you ever see a Obama,
Go this way and that?
MADJACK
August 12th, 2012
But, but I don’t have a bad heart and I don’t wanna retire.
Flip
August 12th, 2012
This left? or THIS left?
Stirrin the B.S.
August 12th, 2012
This is how I play secret agent man. They call me Biden, Joe Biden, agent 001/2. I like mine stirred, not shaken.
dude
August 12th, 2012
I got a finger for each nostril hole!
reddecaesari
August 12th, 2012
plugs biden questions his escape route in november.
is it this way or thata way?
dude
August 12th, 2012
My DC gangsta sign for loser
Chalupa
August 12th, 2012
“Is that the Macarena?”
hanoverfist
August 12th, 2012
“You cant do shadow animals with the lights on Joe.”
-B Obama
DepSlimChiply
August 12th, 2012
My right or your right?
Xavier
August 12th, 2012
OK then two fingers up for the bunny’s ears and then uh wait what um hey who wants ice cream?
DepSlimChiply
August 12th, 2012
Are you talking about Michelle’s plugs or my plugs?!?
Jerry Manderin
August 12th, 2012
“So this finger goes up my ass and this one goes up my nostril? Okay.”
Unneutral
August 12th, 2012
I actually used to have one brain cell but it went that way.
Milwaukee Mike
August 12th, 2012
There’s only two directions we can go: Up or down or forward!
RightWinger
August 12th, 2012
“Fareed Zakaria was suspended for plagerism? Really? I thought I taught him better than that.”
I'm Your Huckleberry
August 12th, 2012
ahh shit, I went and super glued my wrists together..
dude
August 12th, 2012
I can stretch my boogers this far
tumbleweed
August 12th, 2012
I’m a better pick for VP than Ryan, just watch me play with my air drums.
Xavier
August 12th, 2012
Joe, for the last time, stop shooting rubber bands. We’re trying to conduct a Cabinet meeting here.
Alright sorry big guy. heeheehee
Moxie Man
August 12th, 2012
Okay, I got the church and steeple, but these people are giving me a hard f**king time!
Jim
August 12th, 2012
This Paul Ryan is a Big F’n deal!
Ricky
August 12th, 2012
OK! who wants to play Cowboys and Indians?
Phew..Phew..Injun Killer!
Is that you John Wayne?
is this me?
Col. Angus
August 12th, 2012
Willie said, Papa, don’t put me down
They’re doin’ that hand jive all over town
Nutjob
August 12th, 2012
I got a booger on my finger and I’m going to toss it that way.
Nutjob
August 12th, 2012
People underestimate my talent,I’m ambidextrous, I can pick my nose with either hand.
Nutjob
August 12th, 2012
and the alien had antenaes like this, and he was really scarey because he didn’t support healthcare or like ice cream
Nutjob
August 12th, 2012
What the voters need to know is, if we don’t win the election..we are out of here.
Tracy
August 12th, 2012
THE NEW NORMAL
I WIN! A ‘Rock Scissors’ beats a ‘Paper’ the same way I won using the ‘Scissors Paper’ before.
NObama2012!
DanlBoone
August 12th, 2012
Teh Sheriff, firing his six-shooters
and riding off in all directions.
dba...vagabond trader
August 12th, 2012
Oooopsie! Think I just sat on one of Paul Ryans arrows.
Xavier
August 12th, 2012
Crap, I got my hands tangled up again. Hey guys? Can somebody help me out here?
Nutjob
August 12th, 2012
My ignorance comes from up here and is projected outward.
Nutjob
August 12th, 2012
I like pulling my finger, would you like to pull my finger?
Nutjob
August 12th, 2012
You need to stop interrupting me during happy time or I’ll flick this booger on you.
Steaming Pyle
August 12th, 2012
“My IQ is thissss many”
Moe Tom
August 12th, 2012
“Air that has too much coal in it,corn syrup next (will kill more people) than a terrorist attack.”
I kid you not. Literary, that is, not figureativly.
Joe
August 12th, 2012
Lookin’ forward to the Biden/Ryan debates. Ought to be a gas!!!
Bullman
August 12th, 2012
“There are FIVE facts you need to know about that other VP guy”
Panhead Red
August 12th, 2012
Joe – which way did he go – Biden
Roscoe P. Soultrane
August 12th, 2012
Pyew! Pyew! Pyewpyewpyewpyewpyew!
I’m Sheriff Joe, and I’m gunnin’ down the bad guys.
Joecondor
August 12th, 2012
After the election?
I’m gonna be an inventor!
‘The Biden Bicycle Seat’
mkultra
August 12th, 2012
…to which the Indian replied, ‘Horse too’.
Tim
August 12th, 2012
This is a square … no, no, wait, … a cycle …
Millertime
August 12th, 2012
One in the pink and one in the stink, thats what I told that big wookie bitch
BooboolaBot
August 12th, 2012
And so I walked into Baghdad, both guns blazin’!
BooboolaBot
August 12th, 2012
Long as I got ammo, I kin take out dat Ryan fella wit ma sixguns.
BigJacket
August 12th, 2012
Which one should I use to pick my nose?
FreeMan - Chick-fil-A today
August 12th, 2012
Pick N Flick
Houston
August 12th, 2012
OK guys, show me that “Shocker” thing one more time again?
Houston
August 12th, 2012
…and one in the stink? Well, which one is for my nose then?
MsMossberg500ZMB
August 12th, 2012
Me go right or do me go left?
General Loathing
August 12th, 2012
“….and then Obama fisted me two-handed in the ass like this.”
“What’s that? Oh. Yep, I haven’t been able to shit right for a week.”
GI-had Joe
August 12th, 2012
Did you ever see Obama,
Obama, Obama?
Did you ever see a Obama,
Go this way and that?
Go this way and that way,
Go this way and that way.
Did you ever see a Obama,
Go this way and that?
DepSlimChiply
August 12th, 2012
If I’m VP and Ryan is VP, who VP?!?
ForExample
August 12th, 2012
Pew! Pew!
Ericthetuba
August 12th, 2012
“I am SO much better at shadow puppets than Paul Ryan!!”
jbee
August 13th, 2012
The other asshole picked me !!