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The People’s Library Collection of Books with No Pages
The People’s Library has an extensive collection of books with no pages, any of which can be easily read on your two-minute break from the beet fields or community shovelling.
These are also suitable for those who learned the skill of reading at one of our excellent union-staffed public schools. Please feel free to browse a sample of our titles below and come by if something is of interest to you.
Remember, these books have no pages, so they will be of no use whatsoever during the next toilet paper shortage.
Enjoy!
Successful Green Energy Investments
by Barack Obama
My Thoughts on Personal Liberty
by Nanny Michael Bloomberg
Actual Hard Scientific Evidence Supporting the Theory of Human-Induced Climate Change
by Michael Mann
The Relevance of Newspapers in the 21st Century
by NY Times Publisher Pinch Sulzberger
Socialist Policies That Actually Work
by French President Francois Hollande
Turbo Tax Tips
by Tim Geithner
My Ideas for Stimulating the Economy
by Ben Bernanke
Things I’ve Actually Accomplished (Instead of Just Getting the Credit For)
by Barack Obama
My Low-Consumption Small-Carbon-Footprint Lifestyle
by Al Gore
How #Occupy Wall Street Has Changed America For the Better!
by Inmate #54623
Handbook of Modern Journalistic Ethics
by Kim Jung Un
The Future of GM
by Rick Wagoner Kent Kresa Ed Whitacre Dan Akerson
Xavier
August 12th, 2012
The Little Blue Book Of Democratic Ethics, Various
Constitutionality and Lawmaking, by Barry Soetoro
Macro-Economic Budgeting, by Harry Reid
Frosteetoes
August 12th, 2012
What?!?! No book paper for during the toilet paper shortage? Why, this is an outrage!
Friend of the family
August 12th, 2012
I would like a copy of each and every title of the before mentioned to accommodate my studies in History and make me look well read and educated in politics and journalism. I just can’t wait! Where do I send my Monopoly money to?
Nutjob
August 12th, 2012
What about Jimmy Carters book on
Successfully negotiating with your enemies?
Its a military classic and timeless.
Stranded in Sonoma
August 12th, 2012
Well, at least it HAS pages!
jp
August 12th, 2012
Thoughts I’ve Thought
Joe Biden
Nutjob
August 12th, 2012
Or how about Obamas campaign strategy book on how to maximize your campaign in all 57 states.
Jethro
August 12th, 2012
“My writings that weren’t plagiarized”, by Joe Biden. Introduction by Fareed Zakaria.
Unneutral
August 12th, 2012
How botox can improve your looks—Nancy Pelosi
Jethro
August 12th, 2012
“How to look feminine”
Richie Madcow
Jethro
August 12th, 2012
“Why I am Catholic”
Nancy Pelousy
norman einstein
August 12th, 2012
“Fashion Tips”
- Michelle Obama
Corona
August 12th, 2012
The Big Book Of Successful Moderates.
Xavier
August 12th, 2012
The Little Big Book Of Moderate Muslim Mosques, by [redacted]
Wind River Owl
August 12th, 2012
How Operation Fast & Furious Reduced Crime in North America
Wind River Owl
August 12th, 2012
A List Of Gun Owners We Love More Than Money itself
CrustyB
August 12th, 2012
6,000 Year Old Traditions Homosexuals Have The Right To Change
Callmelennie
August 12th, 2012
Harvard Press presents
Best Loved Mohammed Cartoons of 2012
reliapundit
August 12th, 2012
ahem…. actually the books with these titles have 2000+ pages EACH – and every sentence a lie.
Buffalobob
August 12th, 2012
101 vacation trips in your Chevy Volt.
Callmelennie
August 12th, 2012
The List of Things Too Despicable For Democrats To Say Or Do To Get Elected
mkultra
August 12th, 2012
Caucasians I’ve Slept With
by Stanley Anne Dunham
Stranded in Sonoma
August 12th, 2012
Non-composite women I’ve slept with.
- Barack H. Obama
Joe
August 13th, 2012
My Marriage to a Pakistani Man.
- Baracka Obama
dba...vagabond trader
August 13th, 2012
How the Quran has enriched the lives of billions
Anonymous
August 13th, 2012
BHO real birth certificate.
Stirrin the B.S.
August 13th, 2012
The complete list of Oblowme campaign promises that he actually delivered upon.
Rock Salt Justice
August 13th, 2012
My Great Love For America by Michelle Obama.
Including tons of non-chapters written by Barack Hussein Obama on his Never Ending Love For Israel.
Rock Salt Justice
August 13th, 2012
My Friend Benjamin Netanyahu, By Barack Hussein Obama
Tracy
August 18th, 2012
All The Guys I’ve Loved Before (Playing Hide The Salami)
-Janet Reno