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The Left’s War on Food
I’m getting pretty tired of reading the phrase “artery clogging Fill In The Blank” whenever an assopening writes a leftist screed that mentions any food other than plywood.
I just got finished reading a Newsbusters piece on the Left’s war on Papa John’s pizza. John had the temerity to expose the reality of Obamacare. The CEO estimates that a pizza will go up about 20 cents and that cost will be passed along to the customer.
Some dipfeces from the LA Times said that this would be a small price to pay so that millions of people could get healthcare, and maybe it would keep people from eating the ARTERY CLOGGING MEAT AND CHEESE!!!!!
It’s plainly obvious when you’re out in public who the conservatives are and who the progressives are, isn’t it? All the progressives look like Olympic athletes and all the conservatives look like Michael Moore. And progressives never eat pizza, or meat, or cheese. And they are going to live forever and ever.
I remember vividly when my libstain older brother would come home and lecture the rest of the family on everything from what we wore to what we ate. He berated my mother one night for boiling the vegetables instead of steaming them. My father listened with that look on his face that told me the libstain was in imminent peril. He had the original 20 second liberal clock, and soon as it hit zero he would explode and throw the dope out of the house.
Der Curer
Funny though. I just saw the libstain recently. He had a gut on him that looked like Michelle Obama walking backwards. So much for his lectures. “Do as I say, not as I do. ”
(He also bought a pick-up truck because HE NEEDED ONE. Nobody else needs one, though. This is how the left rolls.)
Xavier
August 11th, 2012
Dear Ministry of Truth
Thank you for protecting me from what I want to eat and allowing me to provide birth control for college students.
Amen
Moe Tom
August 11th, 2012
BFH Funny artilce, oops drunk. missed a feue bars there. You shouldn’t eat plywoode because it is made up of alsortsa glues and particales of other woods that could damage you eternally cause yous dejestive syisemn cannot cooope with it. Just tellin you. Don’t fuck with plywood, specially oak.
ruble
August 11th, 2012
Pizza is racist.
Plain Jane
August 11th, 2012
I suppose tofu pizza topped with tofu cheese would be wholesome to them.
Bad Brad
August 12th, 2012
I have some fomunda cheese for them.
Timwi
August 12th, 2012
In Milwaukee, all the union thugs that targeted Walker are now targeting our locally made Palermo’s pizza. Unions want to take over the company and they are trying to organize boycotts. So, if you have Palermo’s in your local grocery store, maybe think about picking up a couple.
simply enraged
August 12th, 2012
Fur, my sympathies. I have a sister and a sister-in-law who voted for the evil one with great enthusiasm and self rigtheousness and intend to repeat that tragic mistake. At least when they visit Mrs. enraged and me they are more circumspect, having been advised that their idiocies may not be boasted of in our home.
Plain Jane
August 12th, 2012
Regarding Timwi’s post. Here is the website for Palermo’s coupon download.
Bad Brad
August 12th, 2012
Timwi, they sell them here, I’ll be buying some.
BigSlurpy
August 12th, 2012
Assopening, what a unique word. Thanks for broadening my vocabulary.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
August 12th, 2012
So, is that your older bro in the Martin Mull getup?
Mary Jane Anklestraps
August 12th, 2012
“He had a gut on him that looked like Michelle Obama walking backwards.”
Rotfl!
AbigailAdams
August 12th, 2012
Mr. Hat, I wish you didn’t live so far away. I would have LOVED to have you over for dinner at our house this evening. Tonight we hosted a party for a neighbor who is moving, great lady who will be missed. I prepared and ate: fried wings smothered in (my own) Chinese bbq (lots of sugar in it), jumbo shrimp skewers marinated in EVOO, garlic and basil, three salads including a to-die-for pesto, pasta and peas (thank you Ina Garten) followed by two kinds of homemade ice cream — caramel, dark and light chocolate chunk, toasted pecans AND fresh peach. All washed down with fabulous rose’ wine and lots of it. The guest list included the new head of Seattle District Court judges for the ninth circuit who is leaving tomorrow a.m. for Maui with her husband and grad school daughter. Yeah, “that” trip. I’m becoming less able to hide my disgust with most of my “well-educated”, know-nothing neighbors who espouse their high-minded nonsense about all this Leftist crap. Kind of funny when you thing about it. Throw a party so you can insult everyone. At least the gay lawyer two doors down didn’t try to defend obamaloney like he did 4 years ago when he insulted me straight to my face in my damn house while eating my food and drinking my wine.
AbigailAdams
August 12th, 2012
“….think about it..”
simply enraged
August 12th, 2012
Abigail:
I wish you and Fur and so many other wonderful iOTW souls didn’t live so far from the crapitol city of MT. Up at 2:00 this AM for reasons I can’t figure, unless it was too much vodka and 7 a few hours ago or an inability to successfully ignore the idiocies of some family and so many friends and acquaintances dedicated to the full, enthusiastic embrace of intellectual and actual slavery. Mrs. enraged and I would certainly enjoy cooking you a good, simple meal and talking at length. We too are finding it much more difficult to hide our disgust at the condescending insanity and arrogance surrounding us. So many soi disant “elites” and so few places to put them to resolve allllllll the world’s ills – and put them out of what remains of our lives. We too just this week suffered through another insulting visit – largely dedicated to an idiotic rant about firearms owners and her vision of a “brave” new world where “we” are constrained to a life of gun ownership but no ammo, while I sat at the table weighing powder for cartridges in her presence – from one of Mrs. enraged’s uber lib friends. My wife is a very kind lady and the idiot in question was facing some serious surgery, so I let her rant. It’ll be the last time for that in our home, however. The blind arrogance and rudeness of such folk never ceases to amaze us.
Anyway, enjoyed your post. If you ever plan to be in or through our area, ask Admin Girl for our e-mail address and let us know if you want a free meal and some conversation. That goes for all of you here at this refreshing, rejuvenating site. God knows we can use some pleasant, intelligent company.
simply enraged
August 12th, 2012
Now that I think of it, make that “smirking idiotic rant…”.
Snowball the Sourpuss
August 12th, 2012
God bless ya, Fur. Sorry you
havehad only one brother. Not easy memories, I can tell.Czar of Defenestration
August 12th, 2012
Sorry. When I saw Der Curer,
all *I* could htink of was THIS:
HITLER FINDS OUT THAT PAUL RYAN IS THE VP PICK
reliapundit
August 12th, 2012
hiarious
Xavier
August 12th, 2012
@ Mr. Enraged
You write well, sir. When my evil liberal stepsisters visit for Thanksgiving I’ll be sure to post the tidbits of wisdom that fall unrestrain’d from their upper anuses.
Anonymous
August 12th, 2012
Older sib: 60 yo vegetarian libtard that looks
a piece of beef (substitute) jerky. Assoc. Prof.
at who gives a rip university.
Younger sib: Parent of SIX, heavily subsidized
by central planning (welfare). Always pontificating about “fairness”. No job, pays no taxes.
I feel for ya BFH. Where can I get one of those clocks?
John F.
August 12th, 2012
@ simply enraged
My brother and I often observe how purplish-blue our northern neighbor is becoming. My condolences to those having to suffer through this transformation up in “Gaia’s country”.
simply enraged
August 12th, 2012
@ Xavier: Thank you, Sir. So do you. I look forward to reading the drippings come this post-Thanksgiving. Let’s hope we all can enjoy them secure in the knowledge that at least their fuhrer will no longer be in a position to support, “inspire” and legitimize them.
@John F.: Your brother and you are damned accurate in your observations. Just imagine living here in the crapitol city where, to paraphrase Eisenhower’s comment on visiting a recent battle site during WW2, “you can’t walk any distance anywhere without slipping on the discarded brains of uber libs”.
scr_north
August 12th, 2012
Actually, you would be hard pressed to find a meal as nutritionaly balanced as a “deluxe” pizza. First of all Mozzerella is a low fat cheese to begin with (even the full fat has a lower MF (Milk Fat) than cheddar) however with rising prices pizzerias found that if they replaced sliced mozz with ground (or shredded) cheese they could reduce the amount of cheese by 30% and it would stll look like lots of cheese. Then they further reduced cost by going to skim milk mozz from either 2% or full fat.
A deluxe usually has pepperoni and/or bacon as the meats. The bacon is usually pre-cooked and most of the fat has been rendered out but the flavour is left. Yes the pepperoni is usually somewhat fatty, kind of like a salami but the pizza isn’t completely covered. Then you have the fresh veggies. You will get mushrooms, green peppers, onions and sliced tomatoes. The crust can be a thin, whole wheat crust and the only bad thing about most sauces is a little too much sugar.
Taken together a very hearty, heart healthy and tasty meal.
AbigailAdams
August 12th, 2012
Mr. Enraged,
You, sir, exemplify the gentility and grace that is the hallmark of a true conservative. I would love to accept your kind offer and if we are ever able to take a real vacation again, will make a point of driving to Montanta — it’s not so far, really. Mr. Adams and I both need a little R & R.
I remember back in the late 80′s or early 90′s thinking “Uh oh, it’s too bad for Montanan’s that so many Gollywood types are buying up acerage and building their own versions of Skywalker Ranch.” I guess it’s easier to “Save the Children” or the whales or whatever when you are doing it from your own private mountain top. Movie stars sure enjoy one-upping each other, don’t they? No wonder, with their shallow character, they wind up involved in things like Scientology and Barack Obama, Inc.
I figured out that when Leftists sense they are among “fellow travelers” they are ugly blowhards who are painfully parochial. And when they know their logic is illogical they run for cover and proclaim that they “don’t engage in politics.” How convenient.
(I did leave our “NoBama” calendar and tea party stuff out and a copy of the latest Imprimis in the powder room.)
Liberal Larry
August 12th, 2012
It’s awesome to see that not everyone in the bigfurhat family didn’t abide by the hateful teachings and didn’t end up being a bigoted automaton like some people we could mention.
Nutjob
August 12th, 2012
It’s awesome to see that not everyone in the bigfurhat family didn’t abide by the hateful teachings and didn’t end up being a bigoted automaton like some people we could mention.
I resemble that remark, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
Panhead Red
August 12th, 2012
Here is a true fact about pork (and don’t try to refute it with hippie-pedia, ask any hog farmer):
Ask any hog farmer if they ever have to clean up pig shit from the tiny stalls they keep pigs in.
They will tell you, if they are honest, that when they go out to feed the pigs in the morning all of the pig shit is gone.
Now, where does all that pig shit go, you might ask?
Ask the pig farmer and you will be pork-free for the rest of your life.
Thank you, this has been a public service announcement from cloven hooves, cud chewers, fins & scales ltd.
Nutjob
August 12th, 2012
@Panhead Red…..Vapoorized, Jack Black made a movie about it.
http://youtu.be/cpads8s5mik
Coming from growing up on the farm, chickens eat their own shit….and I love chicken.
Fish eat other fish shit…..I love fish.
COws eat hay loaded with mouse, bird and bug shit…..I love eating cows.
MaryfromMarin
August 12th, 2012
@AbigailAdams–
Conservative spoor in the powder room! Great idea!
Panhead Red
August 12th, 2012
@Nutjob
I live 1/2 mile from hog farms and chicken houses.
I love chicken but will not eat Tysons. Love beef too but I can do without the growth hormones and antibiotics, so I am limited there.
Do you have any idea how much shit one pig can put out, eat, and recycle in one day? I’d eat a cup of chicken shit before I would ever eat pork again. And I just loved bacon most of my life, until I visited with my neighbor and learned why God cursed the pig.
Pork is unclean in the Bible and the Torah. God did not change his mind about that. You can eat it at your own risk, the New Testament allows that.
I’m just trying to do what any good friend would do.
Nutjob
August 12th, 2012
@Panhead Red,
sorry about your luck living so close to a hog farm I feel for you.
You bring up an interesting point about the bible. It tells you to not eat of the cloven hoof or split hoof I believe or those that chew the cud, but gives exceptions.Then tells you what animals you can eat.
It tells you not to have your septic within 25 feet of your well, modern code is 50ft.
It talks about being exposed to the dead, leper or unclean, and to shave your head, burn your clothes and stay away from others for so many days.,
Pretty amazing book that basically tells you about cholesteral, bacteria, germs and quarantining huh.
Unfortunately though I like pork.:)
Nutjob
August 12th, 2012
Its not like they had microscopes or modern chemical test, hmmmmmm, wonder how they could’ve known all of this about the unseeable?
I guess its just made up and they thought it would make for good reading, like the liberals say the bible is, no supreme being with superior technology could’ve told them for a reason any of this information.
I just eat my pork in moderation
simply enraged
August 12th, 2012
Ms. Abigail:
Thank you for the very kind thought, even though I’m not sure it fits. It would apply to Mrs. enraged – for me it’s still an open question, I hope. Nothing like the presence of an unrestrained, incontinent left wing drooler to bring out the worst. I also hope that you two drop by some time in the near future. This year is pretty damned dry so next year might be better or later this Fall. If you do plan to come to our state, let me know ahead of time what you want to do and we’ll provide you some suggestions for places to go and see. If you like the water, I can take you and Mr Adamns for a short or long day float though a beautiful part of the upper Missouri river at least, in canoe, raft or kayaks.
I agree with Mary about the “spoor” – perfect idea!! We leave copies of Mational Review and The Weekly Standard around along with various books of conservative wit and wisdom.
As to the leftist contamination of our State – lots of those are born and bred Montanans, sadly.
Looking forward to meeting you both – and the non-troll rest of this wonderful family of miscreants.
simply enraged
August 12th, 2012
@ Panhead and Nutjob: Three or four times through and it ought to be about ready to be some lefty gustatory delicacy, don’t you think? A one up from the coffee they claim to crave, the coffee ground from beans that’ve been through the gut of a civet cat or whatever.
Frosteetoes
August 12th, 2012
A quote from the liberal text books:
My Body, My Choice!
And Papa John’s has some of the most tastiest pizza’s around. Love that buttery garlic sauce for dipping the crust.
AbigailAdams
August 12th, 2012
Dear Mr. Enraged,
You are too kind, indeed! I can’t imagine anything I would rather do more than to be out on a river. I grew up on the Deschutes south of Olympia, WA, where our family ranched Herefords (I don’t care what they eat, I love beef) and some years ago I had the great opportunity to raft the Snake below Hell’s Canyon for a week. Mr. Adams and I were married on the Little Deschutes in south central OR. The photographer thought the fishing poles might detract from the solemnity of the occassion as we had hiked in in full wedding regalia.
Despite your protests, that is a very sweet, generous offer and we would love nothing more than to spend some good times with fellow conservatives. We thought we might throw a bash when Romney is elected, but there are so few people in our neighborhood who would feel like celebrating. I think we’ll do it, anyway.
MaryfromMarin
August 12th, 2012
@Abigail–
When Romney is elected, we can all Skype a coast-to-coast celebration. Not as good as actually being together, but nearly as good as the camaraderie* built up by all these posts.
(* sometimes also referred to by me as “mental health interludes”)
AbigailAdams
August 12th, 2012
MaryfromMarin — We’re “In” !!
Katechon
August 12th, 2012
If Romney wins, there’s gonna be plenty of zombies rioting in the streets. Seriously.
Plenty of gunning too.