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Joyless Frigid Writer at Jezebel Is Outraged By an NBC Video of Slo-Mo Women Athletes Competing At the Olympics

Home - by - August 11, 2012 - 18:51 America/New_York - 76 Comments

Here are some of the things she says:

Have you barfed yet today? Get thee to a drain of some kind before watching this video the pervs over at NBC have put together in order to show their appreciation for Olympic bodies of the 2012 London Games.

Speak for yourself, Lilith.

Unfortunately, to NBC, showcasing the “Bodies in Motion” of the XXX Olympiad means taking footage of conventionally attractive female athletes competing in sports that require them to be scantily clad, slowing it way down as the camera lovingly caresses their butts, breasts, and bouncing ponytails, and playing some soft core porn music over it.

I highlighted the key phrase. Apparently this unmoist cyborg’s main objection is that NBC didn’t do a slo-mo of a John Belushi doppelganger with chin hairs grunting under a barbell like she’s trying to void the products of an ill spent night at London Taco Bell. Sorry, life doesn’t work that way, no matter how tightly you purse your lonely lips. People like to watch toned bodies in motion, in slo-mo, unless it’s that fat guy taking a cannonball to the gut.

I guess I’m not plugged in to the hip, with it language of the youths nowadays or on board with the notion that Olympic bodies are at their most noteworthy when they’re female, (mostly) white, stereotypically feminine, and thin.

Oh, and yes, racism. (Pssst. You’re just wasting your time typing that. That charge is simply stipulated whenever a progtard opens their yaphole, even when you’re just ordering chicken sandwiches.)

But what’s the point of slowed down shots of beponytailed runners jumping up and down and blowing kisses to the crowd?

What’s the point of beauty? Art? Joy? Sex? Your LIFE?

(what’s the point) Of tennis players’ asses as they just stand there waiting for a serve or beach volleyball players as they encouragingly smack each other on the rear?

What’s the point? Asses.

What’s with the bizarre fixation on the female ass as it clears the high bar?

What’s with the bizarre fixation of jumping over a high bar?

Where are the women’s boxing highlight reels? What about women’s weight lifting? What about any sport that doesn’t bare midriffs, décolletage, ass cheek bottoms? Was the network having a contest to see which video producer could patch together the most embarrassingly juvenile highlight reel?

I’ll make a slo-mo of gender ambiguous blobs blowing snot rockets. Will that even things up for ya, Sunshine?

And seeing a TV network treating world-class athletes as little more than tributes to boners is incredibly dismaying.

Uh huh. And every time I flip over to the Olympics I have a slo-mo of a Kenyan coming straight at me with what looks like a couple of squirrels fighting over a filbert in his nylon shorts. Do you see me writing shrill screeds about that?

HERE’S THE DISGUSTING VIDEO
 

» 76 Comments

  1. Friend of the family

    August 11th, 2012

    Some women don’t get it often enough, or hardly ever. It shows in their writing.

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  2. Jim

    August 11th, 2012

    Should the athletes be wearing burqas? The bitch sounds like a Taliban. Who won the gold in stoning?

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  3. jclady

    August 11th, 2012

    Unbelievable! What about a great tribute to women who have excelled and realized their dream? Isn’t that what the feminazis have always wanted? Guess not, if those successful, achieving women are strong, attractive athletes.

    Oh, and it’s a fact — T&A sells!

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  4. Unneutral

    August 11th, 2012

    Her sex life is probably as cold and boring as her writting.

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  5. Left Coast Dan

    August 11th, 2012

    It is a little gratuitous, but the human body – especially that of an athlete – is a work of art and to be appreciated.

    And remember, not black African-American (despite actual nationality) = white.

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  6. Unslung Hero

    August 11th, 2012

    One “toad” the line………..kiss her if you dare…

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  7. Weldor

    August 11th, 2012

    You know, Mr. Hat, you’re really at your best when your busting someone’s ba!!s.

    Don’t ever change.

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  8. Jarhead Cracka

    August 11th, 2012

    Do you think that Maddow fella from MSNBC, you know, the one who was offended by the battleship backdrop of Romney, was he also offended by this video of “conventionally attractive female athletes”?

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  9. norman einstein

    August 11th, 2012

    I find this kinda ironic, because I didn’t see any boobage in that whole video.
    In fact, nearly ALL the women were flat-chested. I guess it goes with being so toned.
    NTTAWWT.

    “I’ll make a slo-mo of gender ambiguous blobs blowing snot rockets. Will that even things up for ya, Sunshine?”
    Damn, BFH…you’re good when you’re sleep-deprived!

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  10. mj loehrer

    August 11th, 2012

    Jim: “Who won the gold in stoning” funny

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  11. Left Coast Dan

    August 11th, 2012

    @Norman – unfortunately boobs are detrimental to most Olympic sporting events. Other sporting events, on the other hand…

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  12. DanlBoone

    August 11th, 2012

    I’ve recently noticed that often times during these events, that a ball is being whacked back and forth over a net,

    or–

    they are running, jumping, that sort of thing..

    so there’s that
    :cool:

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  13. Lisl

    August 11th, 2012

    What I’d like to say to this person who pretends to care about women:

    Hey, genius, you know why there is a statistical minority of non-white women in this vid? Because it’s representative of real life in the US! They are referred to as “minority” for a reason.

    [Serious eyeball rolling going on here.]

    Now about this video. I thought it was cool! I actually didn’t watch ANY Olympics, and even had I done, I likely wouldn’t have watched any of the events featured in this vid. However, I thought it was a nice tribute, and even it was thrilling at some points. For example the first high bar scene, with the girl in green, I found myself holding my breath fearing she wouldn’t clear the bar. And the arse slapping took me by surprise only because I’d never seen women do it before–so I guess it’s just an athlete thing?

    And guess what else? If those women didn’t want to dress like that, they could have backed out of the sport long ago. Maybe you could stop speaking for millions of women who hold a diverse–you like that word I thought–range of perceptions and opinions that don’t fall obediently into place under your fascist umbrella.

    And have you ever considered that TV plays what sells? It’s not *just* that T & A sells, but more so that beauty does. Who would watch if it were filled with a bunch of fat, un-toned bodies making failed attempts to punch each other out? Maybe you prefer an entire vid of Saudi girls trying to poke opponents’ eyes out?

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  14. BillyTex

    August 11th, 2012

    More study is needed. Is there a longer version?

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  15. DanlBoone

    August 11th, 2012

    And, I think that the running, jumping and so on is definitely essential to the sport..

    that’s what I’m thinkin’ over here

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  16. Bob M.

    August 11th, 2012

    HILLARY: the early years… :roll:

    We’ve found the perfect Borg Queen to portray her now. Let’s see how many people tune in to THAT sphincter-tightning adventure when it airs! :-o

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  17. grayscape

    August 11th, 2012

    Damn girl – get fresh batteries already….and use more KY.

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  18. DanlBoone

    August 11th, 2012

    I mean hey, without all the running, jumping and stuff–what would ya have?

    wait..

    :cool:

    I’ll have to give it some more thought.

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  19. OozleFanoozle

    August 11th, 2012

    We should all be watching burka-clad athletes, right? Another mentally ill liberal. Fit young bodies at the peak of their Godly potential, what could be more pleasing to the eye?

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  20. DanlBoone

    August 11th, 2012

    The agonizing lady writer complains of “soft core-porn background music”.. ? whazzat? Barry White?

    I suppose ZZ Top _ Legs is out of the queshtion..

    :cool:

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  21. Corona

    August 11th, 2012

    “Speak for yourself, Lilith.”

    Heh heh, priceless! :)

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  22. simply enraged

    August 11th, 2012

    Thank whoever that we from the smaller, “lesser” towns have the NYC “elite” arts community for such as this woman. It keeps them off our streets and out of our “media” adn other entertainments.

    As for the author, if she does live “better”, it can only be electrically. Good thought, Grayscape -I’ll bet she needs car batteries to keep hers running, and KY by the gallon.

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  23. Xavier

    August 11th, 2012

    I’ve known angry women like that – and most of ‘em had mustaches and a lack of basic hygiene skills.

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  24. Corona

    August 11th, 2012

    “beponytailed”

    Oh Fur, you GOT to use that phrase in some upcoming article. Please! It begs, nay, it Screams to be used. The red squiggly line of spell-check impels you!

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  25. Corona

    August 11th, 2012

    Compels?

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  26. DanlBoone

    August 11th, 2012

    I’m still thinkin’ about it..

    :cool:

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  27. Stevo

    August 11th, 2012

    I just can’t imagine living a life where all you do is go out of your way to find something, even with extremely flimsy evidence, that offends you.

    You just have to pity their miserable lives.

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  28. AvgDude

    August 11th, 2012

    I guess she approves of the Saudi woman runner who wore a burqua.

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  29. Alpha Maser

    August 11th, 2012

    I don’t care what lesbians think. Call it evolution to bisexuality — which preserves the species. Homosexuality is an unnatural selection and therefore will be self adjusting itself to extinction shortly.

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  30. Pickled Liver

    August 11th, 2012

    Who cares what the twat thinks?

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  31. Plain Jane

    August 11th, 2012

    Only thing that could have been even construed as sensual was the opening clip of the young woman taking her bottom cover-ups off. Writer’s a jackass.

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  32. DanlBoone

    August 11th, 2012

    I forgot what the lady writer was upset about..

    is she upset about Legs?

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  33. taudry audry

    August 11th, 2012

    How much to you bet that the picture of that Jezebel writer is about 20 years old?

    Old progs hate pretty women. It’s a fact.

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  34. Maudie N Mandeville

    August 11th, 2012

    I thought they were dong it for the lesbians? Wtf is she complaining about? Maybe a bigot!!??

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  35. Sturge

    August 11th, 2012

    This is the result of decades of indoctrination that men and women are basically the same. For a clearer perspective on that topic, take five minutes and watch:

    http://www.prageruniversity.com/Life-Studies/Men-and-the-Power-of-the-Visual.html

    If what she’s been taught is true, then from her perspective, this _IS_ all ridiculous. On the other hand, if she’s been lied to for all these years of her education, it’s no wonder she doesn’t get it.

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  36. roachmanfwa

    August 11th, 2012

    And one of the women had the AUDACITY to have the word “BRA” on her visor!!!! The outrage!

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  37. Buck Ofama

    August 11th, 2012

    Just looking at her picture, you can tell that she is a “tightass”.

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  38. scr_north

    August 11th, 2012

    Well, it could have done without the vaguely porno soundtrak but it’s a pretty harmless video. I think it’s mostly NBC trolling for viewers.

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  39. conservative cowgirl

    August 11th, 2012

    She sounds jealous! :)

    People like seeing action in slow motion. For example, an athletic horse in super slow motion:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcD1_jvhc_g&feature=related
    .

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  40. DanlBoone

    August 11th, 2012

    Sturge wrote:
    This is the result of decades of indoctrination that men and women are basically the same. For a clearer perspective on that topic, take five minutes and watch:

    http://www.prageruniversity.com/Life-Studies/Men-and-the-Power-of-the-Visual.html

    If what she’s been taught is true, then from her perspective, this _IS_ all ridiculous. On the other hand, if she’s been lied to for all these years of her education, it’s no wonder she doesn’t get it.

    __

    true. De-masculation/feminization of the American culture coming at us Planck-time

    start ‘em young; school boys are suffering from an amphetamine deficiency, evidently,

    over-clock ‘em with ritalin so that they’re dulled sufficiently to herd them into a paradigm to behave as well as [or more like] the little girls

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  41. Jerry Manderin

    August 11th, 2012

    God bless female sports.

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  42. Sturge

    August 11th, 2012

    Wow! I’ve never been quoted before on this site. I’m honored, DanlBoone! I may be wrong, considering the intellectual magnitude of this group, but I suspect most won’t know what Planck time is

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  43. DanlBoone

    August 11th, 2012

    You know you’re not wrong and so do I Sturge..

    the enemy likes to obsfuscate and obscure issues with sophisticated rhetoric.

    I gain much more from someone who has a sincere heart for the fundamental things than someone [invariably from the left] who condescends to my lowly mind with bloviating rhetoric.

    this thing comports with the homosexual activism. The author refers to something pre-supposed to be “conventional beauty”

    I think that is double-speak for “hetero-normative”

    ‘course what would we know?

    :cool:

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  44. FreeMan - Chick-fil-A today

    August 11th, 2012

    Ladies Slo-Mo in the Olympics are the best part, and now with Tivo and DVR’s you can rock slo-mo all night long on your favorate part.

    Smoke em if you got em

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  45. Xavier

    August 11th, 2012

    I’m really tempted to start reeling off everything I know about Max Plank. Or maybe Szilard. Bohr? Rutherford?

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  46. DanlBoone

    August 11th, 2012

    I meant you’re not wrong about the isuue–

    not about how abreast of certain physics iOTW redaers are

    I dig conservative people, even conservative Atheists.

    not militarily inclined Atheists–Conservative Atheists. Kinda rare, but sharp info.. very sharp

    we got a good thing going, if we can usurp the usuper and walk back as far as early/pre-UN days as possible

    talk about Planck-time.. UN21 is burgeoning right under our noses.

    I did some 1/2 serious research [10-pg paper] last year about HOAs; it burnt my eyeballs. The SCOTUS is cognizant of what some decisions called, “hybrid forms of private government” proliferating exponentially since the ’70s

    it’s the UN agenda21 sustainability models that are incorporated in it all

    anyhow, I’ll snip it here–just a nod toward the sustainability thing–it would seem to be unrelated to this thread’s topic; but I think a compelling argument could be mounted to demonstrate a more symbiotic sort of relationship
    ie; both are rhetorically social engineering.

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  47. DanlBoone

    August 11th, 2012

    Xavier wrote:
    I’m really tempted to start reeling off everything I know about Max Plank. Or maybe Szilard. Bohr? Rutherford?

    __

    yes, I may not necessarily understand; but I always love to hear anyone’s thoughts about physics

    it’s just such a beautiful and terrifying universe.

    Something I find exiting is the big-bang. I’m a fan of this site: Reasons to Believe

    Dr. Ross is one cool physicist dude

    :cool:

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  48. dba...vagabond trader

    August 11th, 2012

    :lol: :lol:

    Lilith.

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  49. DanlBoone

    August 11th, 2012

    hi dba, if ya link in your email at the post log-in thingy, ya can get ya yer pic thingy going

    you’re already a nice person; but now that I got my poodle riding shot-gun–I’m a much nicer person too

    :cool:

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  50. Bad Brad

    August 11th, 2012

    DanlBoone, Actually hoss its called Kinematics. And the lady’s in slow mo are thinking damn I look good. And the dumb bitch that wrote this article, which I guarantee actually looks like the fat worm like creature in Star Wars, should join a gym, or shut the F up.

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  51. Xavier

    August 11th, 2012

    @Danl

    All you need to know about modern (post WW2) physics can be summed up thusly: Often wrong, never in doubt.

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  52. DanlBoone

    August 11th, 2012

    Brad, here I was, a big fan of Kinematics all this time and didn’t even know it..

    live and learn

    :cool:

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  53. sleeping giant

    August 11th, 2012

    who cares what she thinks/writes.

    I like pics of female athletes. I do prefer curvier women, but I’d do them all….with great pleasure.

    my question is….Why are there no good camel toe pics of these talented ladies in their short shorts/panties/bikinis?

    this is a good ‘un

    http://www.850koa.com/cc-common/gallery/photos.html?album_id=320430#/0/19578822

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  54. Bad Brad

    August 11th, 2012

    DanlBoone, Amen Bro.

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  55. DanlBoone

    August 11th, 2012

    yeah, I have a feeling you’re right, Xavier

    all [all] current college texts generally are so skewed with the rant–even the sciences–that it’s absurd

    not like I think I’m saying something ya don’t already know tho.

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  56. DanlBoone

    August 11th, 2012

    Brad, Amen Bro.

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  57. Robert Fine

    August 11th, 2012

    F.U. lady.

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  58. Robert Fine

    August 11th, 2012

    The women dressed the way they did to get sexual attention, and they got it.

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  59. Bad Brad

    August 11th, 2012

    Robert Fine

    “The women dressed the way they did to get sexual attention, and they got it.”

    You sir, are clueless. Particularly if they are wearing the proper garb for their event. You have cheapened this debate.

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  60. Tony R

    August 12th, 2012

    Gotta go with Robt Fine on this one Brad. Women wear tee shirts and gym shorts all the time in competative events, the relatively recent trend to bra and panties is primarily to look sexy, with performance a secondary consideration. You know, like high heels.

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  61. Bad Brad

    August 12th, 2012

    Tony , can’t disagree more Tony. these woman train hard. The last thing on their minds is how they look while they are competing. They are in top physical condition and have put the time and effort in to get where the are at. A statement like what Robert has made leads me to believe he takes issue with female athletic dress from sport that range from Gymnastics to Beach Volley Ball. Those women did not choose what they were going to wear. I think comments like this detract from their achievements. Next thing you know you guys will take issue with Lolo Jones because she’s a virgin.

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  62. Callmelennie

    August 12th, 2012

    If they really wanted to “objectify” (what the hell does that even mean, anyway) women they would have focused on the booties of woman sprinters. Those are some bodacious bottoms

    Seems to me they went out of their way to avoid that shot, so what is this frantic, furious female foaming about, anyway

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  63. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    August 12th, 2012

    I’m looking at that video and seeing very little sensuality in it. I’m thinking it was put together by lesbos looking for women who look like men.

    Not that there weren’t some babes competing; just that it’s counterproductive for the fags at NBC to promote the girls who look like they might be heterosexual.

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  64. Vinny

    August 12th, 2012

    I counted 11 black women. Oh, and one Ginger! Now that’s who should be yelling discrimination……the gingers!!!!

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  65. Jack Daniels

    August 12th, 2012

    @DanlBoone,

    Not too many people refer to Hugh Ross. I have been a big fan of his since I read my first book of his; “Beyond The Cosmos” The Extra-Dimensionality of God. Since then, I have purchase and read the bulk of his work.

    RTB is an awesome site, filled with mountains of information and material.

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  66. Nutjob

    August 12th, 2012

    She’s just snitty because no one looks at her with lust in their eyes…..other then her bulldyke partner.

    Maybe she should make a remake of middle eastern women in their burgas playing sports and see how many hits it gets.

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  67. Corona

    August 12th, 2012

    Has anyone ever told this dried up bint about what goes on in the Olympic Village?

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  68. Corona

    August 12th, 2012

    And can we get her reaction on You Tube?

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  69. DanlBoone

    August 12th, 2012

    you’re right on the money, Jack Daniels.

    I wish I had downloaded that whole site some years ago when they had reams of technical papers linked in.

    Not like 1/2 of it was understandable to a lay reader like me, but still could wade through the jargon enough to bring out the relative hard info–

    It’s interesting that you mention the dimensional quality of God’s Universe. You are probably better informed than myself. But, just like the other morning, I got a nose-full of water in the shower, because I couldn’t stop thinking about time-dilation and those dimensions of [5-6?] folded time in the thermal expansion of the big-bang..

    fascinating stuff.

    I now try and not do my best pondering of space-time in the can, or shower–a guy could drown :cool:

    Thanks for speaking.

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  70. kvn

    August 12th, 2012

    Isn’t triumph of the human body one of the Olympics foundations?

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  71. Lowell

    August 12th, 2012

    Xavier:”I’m really tempted to start reeling off everything I know about Max Plank. ”

    You’re just constant with this stuff.

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  72. tucsondon

    August 12th, 2012

    I personally enjoyed all 138 seconds of that video. Where do I buy more?

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  73. Mr.Gates

    August 12th, 2012

    The only problem liberals have with the sexual revolution is that it involves sex.

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  74. Merry Poppet

    August 12th, 2012

    I’m not sure I watched the same video she did. I saw power, determination, achievement, confidence, and joy. I saw women celebrating moments they devoted years of their lives to accomplish. It’s hard to show an athlete, male or female, performing and not show their butts. If you show a woman clearing a high jump bar, her ass will go along with the rest of her body. And if you’re a real athlete, male or female, your body will be in outstanding condition and beautiful. This woman must be a real loser, eaten up with envy and decrying what she will never have.

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  75. Boobie the Racist Dog

    August 12th, 2012

    @ nutjob – Why do sullen bitches like her always refer to themselves as “gay?”

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  76. Tawny Lee

    August 13th, 2012

    Ok, as a heterosexual woman, I think it’s a great video of strong women doing amazing things! Yes, some of those women are wearing scanty outfits and have beautiful bodies – duh, that’s what goes with being an athlete in those particular sports! Those women are buxom bimbos, they are ATTRACTIVE FEMALE ATHLETES, with muscles and ambition and drive. I will agree that the music sucked. Other than that, that woman-hater needs to get her own issues checked out, how sad that she feels so threatened by the strength and beauty of these athletes!

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