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An 18-year-old man who is accused of grabbing a woman’s buttocks while at a North Lauderdale Walmart.
Aaron Morris, of North Lauderdale, was charged with touch or strike/battery.
Morris approached the North Lauderdale woman and intentionally grabbed her right buttock, the report said.
According to the report, after his Miranda rights read, Aaron told the arresting deputy that he touched the woman’s rear end because: “Her booty looked so good, I just couldn’t resist touching it.”
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The guys in Cell Block D are going to feel the same way about your ass, moron.
Xavier
August 11th, 2012
Dumb ass should have said he was musloid – then it would have been the woman’s fault.
Poonces
August 11th, 2012
And they call it ghetto luh-huh-huh-huhve….
citizenjane
August 11th, 2012
I wish someone would grab his balls and yank as hard as humanly possible.
Plain Jane
August 11th, 2012
@ Poonces
Unfortunately you are right. There are some “women” who would consider that a compliment.
Italians were somewhat accustomed to a “pinch” butt behavior. Don’t know if that still goes on or not.
cfm990
August 11th, 2012
Say fool. You wanna grab an ass? Hug you sef.
the aardvark
August 11th, 2012
He didn’t do that! Walmart made him do it!
Maudie N Mandeville
August 11th, 2012
Obama pardons Aaron Morris and cop killer Mumia Abu Jamal on last day in office.
tripseven
August 11th, 2012
“You know where you are?”
Your in the jungle baby…
You know the rest!
Cynic
August 11th, 2012
He should have gone with a WalMart appropriate pick-up line like “Hey Baby, the prices are going down. We should too.”
DanlBoone
August 11th, 2012
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I’m not a lawyer..but somehow, I can’t think that his comments to the deputy aren’t all that helpful to his case.
He’s why God invented DNA databases..
er, is that how that works?
Buck Ofama
August 11th, 2012
That’s the trouble with these subhumans. They believe they’re entitled to do whatever they want.
Edith McCrotch
August 11th, 2012
His mama be proud.
He now be 18 and the welfare don’t be countin’ him no mo.
He be in God’s (the State) hands now.
General Observation
August 11th, 2012
Apparently I’m the forst to notice, or at least comment, that this thug’s mug shot is eerily similar to Trayvon Martin’s gap-toothed grin, showing off his “grillionaire good looks”.
Y’all know the pic I’m talking about – the one where the REAL Trayvon Martin appears as the thug he was and showed his large, 6’3″ build. The same overpowering physique with which Trayvon Martin was beating the life out of Mr George Zimmerman, pounding Mr Zimmerman’s head against the concrete curb.
Unfortunately, Aaron Morris is lucky the woman, probably white, was not carrying a concealed-carry weapon.
Mystery Tramps Real Eyes
August 11th, 2012
Probably had some rap song going around in his head and when it got to the part about grabbin some white bitch’s ass he just did it.
Totally not his fault.
BigFurHat
August 11th, 2012
Bing -
TripSeven wins.
Troy
August 12th, 2012
Maybe he axed first before he touch dat ass?
Troy
August 12th, 2012
Sorry, was that the proper ebonic venacular?
I am so glad we have come together in the Obama era.
Troy
August 12th, 2012
Fur, why you jumpin the gun on the awards?
Tony R
August 12th, 2012
We shouldn’t be so quick to judge young Aaron. I too have been tempted to grab a nice looking booty or two. He just came from a culture where that kind of behaviour is acceptable, and therefore he is not responsible for his actions. I am sure a jury of his peers will agree.
Hybrid Lemon
August 12th, 2012
There’s got to be a picture of that Walmart butt somewhere, but please, please, PLEASE don’t post it.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
August 12th, 2012
Well whaddya know. It’s not like the Sun Sentinel would normally publish a picture of a perp who’s not white. What gives with this incident, I wonder?
sig94
August 12th, 2012
See it. Want it. Touch it. Take it. Then tear it up just because…
Disgusting predatory animals.
sig94
August 12th, 2012
Okay, I’m a guy and I get the booty picture. But this seemingly uncontrollable cultural predilection for a woman’s buttocks escapes me. I can’t help but be reminded of a juvenile rape investigation I had years ago. A 13 BM sodomized an 11 year BF. His words, his confession, “… so I spits on my dick and puts it in her ass, just like a man.” God help us all.
Corona
August 12th, 2012
North Lauderdale. I presume this is the northern part of Fort Lauderdale? Spring Break, show me your titties, drink till you puke on a cop, That Fort Lauderdale? And some guy grabs a womans’ ass and he gets the Federal Pound Me In The Ass Prison sentence?
Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuse meeeeeeeeeeeee!
captiva
August 12th, 2012
Let me guess, blond girl, huge ass
Death_By_Farts
August 12th, 2012
I’ll bet his father is…..-Oh,never mind.