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Umm, this sounds completely made up and a little too convenient a “remedy.”
It sounds like it’s curing morning wood, not morning sickness.
Pregnant women have used natural remedies such as a teaspoon of ginger or a mint to help battle morning sickness. But now, one medical professional believes you can add oral sex to that list.
According to Gordon Gallup, a psychologist at SUNY-Albany, the best way to cure morning sickness during pregnancy is sperm.
But not just any sperm, it should be the sperm of the person who got you pregnant.
Gallup believes the reason a pregnant woman gets morning sickness is due to the unfamiliar semen in their body due to the pregnancy.
Gallup says in his findings that the woman’s body will initially reject the father’s semen as an infection and react to it by vomiting.
Gallup says the best cure for morning sickness is to ingest the father’s semen so her body can build up a tolerance to what’s already in her body.
Gordon Gallup has also studied
toe-stubbing, hiccups, chapped lips, charley-horse, dandruff, fatigue, paper cuts, brain freeze and eye twitching
and has concluded that all of these afflictions can be alleviated by blowing him.
Lisl
August 11th, 2012
Good God. Who settled this science, OWS?
cfm990
August 11th, 2012
Is he trying to convince the world, or his wife?
norman einstein
August 11th, 2012
Total BS.
Sadly, there are women stupid enough to believe it.
Reminds me of the stories Penthouse magazine used to run back in the day, claiming that swallowing semen made women’s boobs bigger.
Yeah…riiiiiiight!
Edith McCrotch
August 11th, 2012
…and ONLY if your bride did NOT smile while she was walking down the aisle.
stellap
August 11th, 2012
If that were the case, women would get sick without being pregnant(and they don’t). I think all it would do would make the woman gag, thereby emptying the stomach sooner. That could be a good thing.
Corona
August 11th, 2012
So all those girls in Miramonte Elementary School won’t get morning sickness?
Helen
August 11th, 2012
I shudder to think what his remedy for curing constipation is.
Stirrin the B.S.
August 11th, 2012
Helen, what are you suggesting?
The Finisher
August 11th, 2012
I can only hope that when some dumb ass female tries this unbeliveably stupid lie coming out of a more unbelievably stupid man’s mouth, she throws up ALL over HIM !
Friend of the family
August 11th, 2012
Quote– “….Gallup says in his findings that the woman’s body will initially reject the father’s semen as an infection and react to it by vomiting.
Gallup says the best cure for morning sickness is to ingest the father’s semen so her body can build up a tolerance to what’s already in her body.” –End quote
Would it be proper to refer to this “cure” as a combatant similar to a smallpox vaccine?
A cockpox?
Bfpa61
August 11th, 2012
Yummy-Yummy-Yummy she’s got cum in her tummy!
Maudie N Mandeville
August 11th, 2012
Someone called me and told me that Barack has been vomiting since Reggie Love left. Larry Sinclair call Barack!
Pearl Clutcher
August 11th, 2012
LMAO @ “It sounds like it’s curing morning wood, not morning sickness.” Clever, wicked people behind IOTW, officialy my new fav site! Keep the funnies comming… :0)
Czar of Defenestration
August 11th, 2012
What *can’t* fellatio cure?!?
Alex Janes
August 11th, 2012
Most pregnant couples copulated prior to the pregnancy….the sperm is absorbed by the female for all that time prior to pregnancy…
Oh my goodness. What a creep.
Real ginger snap (real not artificial ginger) cookies work wonders.
Plain Jane
August 11th, 2012
oops, Alex above was me.
Poonces
August 11th, 2012
Lol. Wow, how is wifey gonna explain that HIS sperm won’t do the trick?
Nutjob
August 11th, 2012
It’ll cure her sore throat too!
Lowell
August 11th, 2012
Holy shit! Who is letting this guy run around loose? While I admire his ardor, his agenda is perhaps too ‘tumescent’. You can look at her ass, just try not to get busted doing it. Moron.
Czar of Defenestration
August 11th, 2012
I think that was the
GallupGULP Poll.Unneutral
August 11th, 2012
I think Gallup would be further ahead if he would just buy his wife a fur coat.
FreeMan - Chick-fil-A today
August 11th, 2012
The best way to prevent morning sickness is not to get preggers. A swallow goes a long way to preventing it in the first place. So maybe he is right in some way.
Think of it as a win win.
Bob M.
August 11th, 2012
Well THERE’S some damn, fine, information… that’s 12 FREAKIN’ YEARS TOO LATE!!!
Red 5
August 11th, 2012
My wife knew about ths along time ago, she cures all my ailments and hers with this technique. This is one of the reasons why I love to spoil her.
She’s the best wife a man could even dream of!
sascha malia michelle O
August 11th, 2012
“claiming that swallowing semen made women’s boobs bigger.”
what?? we all started swallowin’ at 11 and ALL our tits got bigger
Mystery Tramps Real Eyes
August 11th, 2012
you could just show her a picture of Barry doing that very thing and get the same reaction without having to get vomit all over you.
Edith McCrotch
August 12th, 2012
@ Pearl Clutcher,
Fasten your seat belts, it’s going to be a bumpy night.
Davide
August 12th, 2012
It’s called a hair of the dog that bit you,lol
Brooke
August 12th, 2012
What a total ass.
Morning sickness, if I recall correctly, is caused by the elevated levels of the hormone BetaHCG in the woman’s system. Some ladies don’t react well to it and get sick, particularly in a fist pregnancy.
(You can actually estimate gestational age by those levels.)
If the sickness goes on past the first trimester or is actually causing weight loss in the mother or dehydration (Believe me, I was there. I couldn’t keep water down, and by the sixth month my husband had to take me to the OB ward for IV fluids and demand the doc do something.) it can be treated with anti-nausea drugs such as pheneragan or reglalin. (Yeah, I probably didn’t spell those correctly.)
This idiot just wants to get some. And believe me, when you’re barfing up your guts 24/7 along with the fatigue of the first trimester, a patient husband is better than GOLD.
This jerk must’ve gone to the same school of liberal science that this guy went to:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=125&topic_id=56836&mesg_id=56836
Barney F
August 12th, 2012
Works good for gay butt sex also