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If There’s a Line on Obama-Related Merchandise, This Crosses It
As near as I can tell, this is a real thing:
Yes, that’s a cremation urn designed to resemble President Obama’s head:
Personal Cremation Urns for ashes are the latest in custom personalized cremation urns for ashes. They are created from one or two photographs with exceptional attention to detail. The advent of state-of-the-art 3D imaging means that these high-tech urns can be made to look like anyone.
Personal urns can have hair added digitaly for short haired people, as in the sample of President Obama. For longer hair we can add a wig to your specifications. A solid brass nameplate is available. This cremation urn rest on a solid black marble base. The ashes are loaded from the bottom.
John F.
August 10th, 2012
Not much of a stretch, really. His head is pretty empty.
A better merchandise match would be Obama butt plugs, though.
the aardvark
August 10th, 2012
A real dead head. It’s starting to get whale shit at the bottom of the Marianna’s trench low in politics this yr. What next, an Obama toilet urn for that shithead appeal?
BigFurHat
August 10th, 2012
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MaryfromMarin
August 10th, 2012
I don’t even what to say what thought crossed my mind first.
Biff Tannen
August 10th, 2012
But if I go to the range and add big ears to my silhouette targets I get a call from the secret service. I don’t recognize this country anymore.
Dismas In Wonderland
August 10th, 2012
Each Obama head cremation urn comes pre-loaded with the ashes of the Declaration of Independence, and the U.S. Constitution.
PATH
August 10th, 2012
If Obama had thought of this first, Dems would be getting yet another email asking for donations or maybe he’d be trying to sell them outright.
chico escuela
August 10th, 2012
My first thought was it’s a bowling ball
Chalupa
August 10th, 2012
He just wants everything that everyone urns.
WiscoDave
August 10th, 2012
Something for the “pissboy” to carry around, hmmm?”
Anonymous
August 10th, 2012
He didn’t urn that
Stranded in Sonoma
August 10th, 2012
Moichendizing!
MaryfromMarin
August 10th, 2012
@Chalupa–
A day without puns is merely a shadow of its possible self. You have urned my gratitude.
MaryfromMarin
August 10th, 2012
BTW, if they cross this head with the infamous BHO chia head, then it could qualify for EPA-backed start-up funds.
Government “green business” loans could be guaranteed and Dem backers could skim off profits before it goes down in flames.
The possibilities stagger the mind.
the aardvark
August 10th, 2012
Chalupa, you crack me up with that urn comment.
marleenna1959
August 10th, 2012
I think I could use one as a porta-potty, just for the symbolism
Diann
August 10th, 2012
I don’t know. Seems fitting to me.
Chalupa
August 10th, 2012
Mary Jane Anklestraps can tell you what a Grecian urns…..
cfm990
August 10th, 2012
If you take a dump in it, will it start spouting Marxist slogans?
squatch
August 10th, 2012
It’s in Obamacare. Everyone gets one who didn’t pass it or was granted a waiver.
Honest Politicians 4 Sale
August 10th, 2012
It’s scientific, like the dimples on a golf ball.
This is the most effective design for a wrecking ball.
fullcirclethinker
August 10th, 2012
What an ash-hole!
dba...vagabond trader
August 10th, 2012
Please tell me there isn’t a matching Squatch.
bitterclinger
August 10th, 2012
This is yet another time I envy the fellas, who could aim at this from across the room, IYKWIMAITTYD.
66chevelle
August 10th, 2012
Send that demo to Obama. He can regift the Queen with it.
Hybrid Lemon
August 10th, 2012
For his ashes?
I’m confused.
The Saw
August 10th, 2012
That is sick. I bet they like it in muzzieland though.
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Noodengr
August 11th, 2012
How about a matching one of the first wookies’s head?
that way a pair of obuma supporters could sit side by side one the mantel.
jbee
August 11th, 2012
To bad he is not in it !!!