Home - by BigFurHat - August 10, 2012 - 17:30 America/New_York - 28 Comments
August 10th, 2012
Cute, but I’m adamantly opposed to keeping non-domesticated mammals as pets or in zoos, unless they could not survive in the wild.
Wonder what they taste like, though?
Let’s get Sharla Nash on the line to get her opinion.
I think I may have come down with dieabeetus. What a wonderful animal!
Maudie N Mandeville
Mama says “Chew your food 20 times before swallowing.”
Shouldn’t there be a miniature tennis net across those big eyes so they don’t pop out onto the floor and get stepped on?
Stranded in Sonoma
I was going to link a photo of Botox Nan’s eyes and make a reference to the Loris. But this animal is as cute as a bug and Pelosi looks like she hit every branch on the way down as she fell out of the ugly tree.
And I’ll bet the Loris has a bigger brain, too.
Honest Politicians 4 Sale
Sad. Looks like a nocturnal creature, probably blinded by all the light and the absence of eyelids. I don’t think it’s very happy there.
Czar of Defenestration
Claudia’s Sunday Animals are rubbing off on you, Fur.
(…and, I mean that in a Sunday/Claudia kinda way…NOT the, well…YOU KNOW…)
Consider this a variation of your cranky diatribe this morning. (that’s a joke, son)
That horrible attack and several other recent personal zoo incidents near us have only reinforced my long-held beliefs. Captivity of wild animals is bad for them both physically and mentally, and dangerous to humans. As you said, you have the duty of not looking away from what’s wrong and evil and calling it out. Keeping exotic animals as pets, or in a zoo, just seems so… so liberal. It’s control, no… more than that: total domination, and narcissism, and hypocrisy. I don’t understand why we’ve let it go on for so long.
When they make me King, there won’t be any lions as pets or polar bears in the Abilene, Texas zoo. But there will be fur on the Royal Robe.
Great. Really great. Now a million of Japanese women will demand a loris pet. When it comes to fads, Japanese are 5X worse than Americans. Obliging poachers will deliver them & exterminate native populations, while in a few months snobs will move onto next “hot” pet.
@dries — Good God! I hope they don’t flush them toilet when they are no longer wanted.
git me another two dozen of them critters and it’d make me a damn fine fur coat.
that lemur was a Democrat in a previous life: it just sits there waiting for somebody to feed it and looks imploringly for more free food the whole time.
I’ll bet it shits on cop cars too.
Well, you can’t catch a fast loris.
Chuck U Farley
Loris’ are illegal to keep as pets. Most of them have their teeth removed or cut, resulting in infections and death. This is done because they one of the few primates that are venomous. Most die within 3 months of captivity.
Cute as they are, I wouldn’t consider owning one just for 3 months of my amusement at this creature’s expense.
When I get one of those I’m gonna name it Loris Cleachman.
does this creature have eyelids ???
if not we need to begin a ribbon campaign to raise $$ and purchase sunglasses for everyone of them
Loriseseseseses are venemous? No shit?
That would put new meaning into the ol’ catchphrase, “bite the hand that feeds ya”. Hell, that thing really is a Democrat.
Now more than ever we need to breed them for fur coats for the 1% and feed the meat to the bums living under highway overpasses. Yummmm, Soylent Loris.
My dog video of this would’ve lasted 2 seconds. I see why they call them slow.
How can you call anything that cute a democrat?
Dems are ugly, vile, disgusting, ignorant creatures.
Also in demand as pets in Asia:
And, as dinner, I imagine …
Ok, that thing is just plain CREEPY!
Hire these things to run the DMV.
That should speed things up quite a bit in there!
August 11th, 2012
What a sad little face. I agree with the earlier comment that he looks unhappy and, I would add, afraid. I wonder what the story is here. Wild animals should not be pets.
jus flinging it yo
“Obliging poachers will deliver them & exterminate native populations, while in a few months snobs will move onto next “hot” pet.”
Capitalism, i tells ya … Free market enterprise…Exploit the “opportunity” to its highest and best use
[just helping the fuming progtards while they recover from their collective hyperventilation]
I know those eyes. They belonged to a sad puppy and a sad kitty from 2 similar posters in head shops in the 70s.
Slow Loris in the wild: Don’t run away, my pretty prey. Await me!
Prey: Why should I stand here and wait for your slow ass to come over here and bite me with your venomous fangs?
Slow Loris: Because I was a Democrat in a previous life. Forsooth, I was born slow, lazy and filled with poisonous hate.
Prey: Hey, if your slow-witted lazy Democrat ass can’t catch me, then tough shit Slow Loris. The wild guarantees equality of opportunity but not equal outcomes.
Slow Loris: I beseech thee, my pretty prey. Take pity on me and render yourself up to me as a tasty morsel that I may snacketh upon.
Prey: Hell no! Don’t prey upon me, you bloated bastard. Move to some Third World Shithole that would welcome you with open arms. Try France, Britain, Dearborn Michigan, California or any of the 57 Islamic-run countries.
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