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I knew it!!

(it’s not just a protestant country-singer Christian guy type thing–be encouraged Randy!!)

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the Catholic Priest has a problem though..

He can’t say he was drunker than $700 and that’s why his wife threw him out of the bedroom house..

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I don’t know if he can sing country music, but I’m curious if he ever hummed an alterboy.

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He was just acting out Dennis Hopper, The Early Years.

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Archdiocese of Detroit is one of the most liberal gay friendly diocese in the country.

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Oo oO

Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope.
The judge says, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend, and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I’ll see you back in court Monday.
“On Monday, the judge asks the first guy, “How did you do over the weekend?”
“Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever.” “Seventeen people?
That’s wonderful. How did you do it? ”
“I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this:
O o
Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle
is your brain after drugs.” “That’s admirable,” says the judge.

Then he turns to the second guy.
“And how did you do?” “Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever.”
“Wow!” says the judge.. “156 people! How did you manage to do that?”
“Well, I used a similar diagram,” the guy says. “I drew two circles like this: o O .
Then I pointed to the little circle and said, ‘This is your asshole before prison………..

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A priest in Dearbornistan? As Blutarski wisely said, “My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.”

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‘course, Randy can’t blame the sacristy wine either..

so there’s that too

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this priest doesn’t drink anymore–

‘course he doesn’t drink less either

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were there any Kennedy wimmins around?

never know.. they tend sleep-drive around the same time; maybe she saw something?

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I was hitchhiking through the mid west in 1971. I got dropped off in Wichita at 10 pm on a Saturday night. After hours of thumbing on the on-ramp someone finally picked me up. “Where you going?” he asked. “Oklahoma City,” I replied. “OK. I’ll take you there.” Dang, that’s 200 miles I thought–what the heck, if he wants to do it. Thirty minutes into the trip he says, “You know what I like to do? I like to drive naked. Do you mind if I pull over and take my clothes off?” The guy was pretty scrawny so I figured I could take him if he tried anything. “Whatever turns you on,” I replied. He pulled over, took his clothes off, then proceeded to drive me to Oklahoma City. When I got out I gave him a few bucks for gas and he drove off.

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maybe he was just tired from jogging:
FREDERICK, Colo.—A Catholic priest faces an indecent exposure charge after police said he went jogging in the nude about an hour before sunrise.

he could say that he accidently downed the sacristy wine–having mistaken it for cranberry juice! before his early morning naked jogging dealio!

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the priest was driving naked–

Randy Travis was laying beside the road–naked..

I wonder if the priest told Randy Travis that he was too drunk to ride naked, and the he would have walk back..?

this story seems to just get curiouser and curiouser..

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Excerpts from the Daily Mail UK article, with translations:

“….The apparently-addled holy man was born in Frankfurt, Germany, and orphaned at a young age, according to a short autobiography found on the Sacred Heart website….”

Translation: he was sexually abused as a child.

“….After his ordination to the cloth in in 1984, Mr Petroske bounced around several Michigan parishes before signing on with the urban Archdiocese of Detroit….”

Translation: Once each parish found out that he was abusing little boys, the Bishop kept moving him until he found a welcoming Archdiosese.

“….’Eventually some significant changes took place in my family and my own life,’ Mr Petroske reportedly wrote….”

Translation: My family disowned me.

“….’As a result, I applied for incardination into the Archdiocese of Detroit in 1991.’….”

Translation: My local Bishop understands my special needs.

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Must be the baptismal salts.

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I’m in West MI. We don’t condone anything that happens on the East side (except the Red Wings)…

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@ Billy Fuster

I’m sure he has a different version of the story…

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I’m seeing a pattern here.

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Buy him a case of whiskey and have him circle the mosques as a public service.

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dba posted:
I’m seeing a pattern here.

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yup, one pattern is 3 drunk Christian guys:

–2 naked Catholic priests, one naked Country-singer every-day protestant type guy..–

the 2 Catholic guys are driving and jogging–they are doing works.

the naked protestant country-singer guy is laying beside the country-road–he’s ceased from his own works, and is Resting in the Everlasting Farms

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Next some media will be telling us they were all heading for the R convention.

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@Billy Fuster-a clinical psychologist should be able to help you recall everything that actually happened that one night back in ’71 on a long lonely Oklahoma highway.

In fact, lucky for you, the article says that Fr.Peter Petroske took some graduate courses in clinical counseling and psychology. I hear he’s available.

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Billy Fuster: You are cracking me up. You must be some sick dude, but I find myself drawn to your story. Are you kin to Harry Reid?

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