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Colorado Teacher Showing His Junk At Garage Sales
On Saturday morning, he says, Kozlowski was shopping at a garage sale when another person he identifies as “the first victim” noticed some odd behavior. In Satur’s words, “the victim said the suspect knelt down near some clothes, with his right knee on the ground and his left knee bent, with his left foot on the ground. He asked the victim about the clothes, and then he pulled his shorts away from his leg with his left hand — and he wasn’t wearing any underwear. So his genitals were exposed through the left leg opening.”
Could this have been an accident? Not in the view of the arresting officers. “We believe it was purposeful,” Satur says.
From there, Kozlowski continued to another garage sale about a block away, where he encountered a person ID’d as “the second victim” by Satur. “She says his right knee was on the ground, his left knee was bent and his left foot was on the ground — and his shorts were loose fitting above his knee. And when he squatted down, his genitals were completely exposed and visible through the left leg opening of the shorts.”
The woman in question didn’t think this action was as a result of a wardrobe malfunction. “She said she thought the act was intentional,” Satur confirms. “And she was upset by it.”
At that point, Kozlowski drove away — but someone recorded his license plate number, allowing police to track him to his residence. He was subsequently arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure — a single count, although Satur says the district attorney can choose to add another one.
The guy is the coach of the girl’s basketball team and the boys golf team.
We could run at least 4 stories a day about sexual deviant teachers. Is this a crisis yet?
Stranded in Sonoma
August 9th, 2012
In the eyes of the liberals, not even if he makes his student-athletes drink his semen.
DanlBoone
August 9th, 2012
I do not live
herein Colorado.Honest Politicians 4 Sale
August 9th, 2012
I remember seeing a hippie wearing a toga sitting on the grass at a park as a biker walked past with his girlfriend by his side.
When the chick pointed out the dangling nuts to her boyfriend, the biker promptly kicked the living shit out of the hippie.
Ya just don’t see justice like that anymore.
grayscape
August 9th, 2012
This is why Democrats should not be allowed to be teachers or coaches.
Tim
August 9th, 2012
Perversion ain’t perversion anymore.
He has “issues” and needs to expose his junk to help him fulfill his personhood in the stifling reactionary hate-filled extreme rightwing-nut community of Colorado. His example will assist the little children in learning to express themselves.
In Utopia, everyone may expose ‘their’ junk to the joyous empowerment of everyone!
Would you rather live in a ‘junk free’ world?
Stirrin the B.S.
August 9th, 2012
He was trolling the garage sales because he had always heard that one man’s junk is another woman’s treasure….or something like that.
Maudie N Mandeville
August 9th, 2012
Is it a crisis? Yes. The NEA crisis.
http://privateofficernews.wordpress.com/category/teacher-arrested/
Maudie N Mandeville
August 9th, 2012
Boulder is a good liberal bastion. I’m sure Kozlowski will be back at work in no time.
Chalupa
August 9th, 2012
He’d be more at home at a swap meat.
Joe
August 9th, 2012
Is there something in the water in Colorado? It sure seems to have as many pervs as California.
captiva
August 9th, 2012
American peckers
AbigailAdams
August 9th, 2012
So, if he’s found guilty and fired (are any teachers fired anymore?), does he just keep the money he was paid while on “administrative leave”?
bitterclinger
August 9th, 2012
chalupa — I saw what you did there.
dude
August 9th, 2012
How much for that little bird out of its cage?
Maudie N Mandeville
August 9th, 2012
@Joe-Native Coloradoans will tell you that for the past 2 decades they’ve been infested with liberals fleeing the infestations they voted for (especially California). Now they bring there liberal destruction with them. Two more decades, they’ll flee Colorado.
Stranded in Sonoma
August 9th, 2012
@Joe — That’s because the rutting liberals left Californication to bring their obsession with genitalia and excrement to the rest of the less enlightened world.
norman einstein
August 9th, 2012
Pathetic.
I say they should start using the “lash” as corporal punishment in these kinds of crimes, like they do in Singapore.
I bet a lot of these perverts would think twice before acting out on their sick impulses.
DanlBoone
August 9th, 2012
this Kozlowski–teacher guy–kind looks like the late Jeff Conaway..
Conversely, Conaway had that drug-fiend thing going for him though..
I Luv Bacon
August 9th, 2012
I heard he was constantly trying dicker the prices down, too.
Stranded in Sonoma
August 9th, 2012
@norman — Ah, yes. Caning. Great idea. When they’re finished on his back, he can get the last whack to his crotch. Bet he wouldn’t be a repeat offender.
dba...vagabond trader
August 9th, 2012
Kinda old school here. A smart smack of a ruler would’ve put teachers pet back in its place.
Roscoe P. Soultrane
August 9th, 2012
@Maudie: “I’m sure Kozlowski will be back at work in no time.”
Nah, he’ll just get assigned to one of those rooms where pedo teachers hang out all day, still getting paid.
Joe
August 9th, 2012
Ya’ll, thanks for clearing the air for me. Mark Levin has been talking about this movement of liberals out of liberalville and taking their policies with them, thus creating more problems. How do you stop it?
Maudie N Mandeville
August 9th, 2012
@Joe: How do you stop it? Anyone moving in from a blue state can’t vote.
sleeping giant
August 9th, 2012
She was gorgeous and feeling frisky….so she put on the low cunt tank top with no bra.
I saw her bending over the produce at the grocery store. I’m a male…so, I looked down her top.
Hmmm…I thought….that is a really nice set of tits with pointy nipples. I like tits.
She lingered and I looked…until she stood up.
I didn’t call the cops
sleeping giant
August 9th, 2012
ooops! I’d like to edit this post…
I’m sorry, I have no idea what you want edited – Moderator, Sigmund Freud
Tortillapete
August 9th, 2012
A coach eh? I believe Penn State has some openings – sounds like a perfect fit…
Roscoe P. Soultrane
August 9th, 2012
@sleeping giant: “so she put on the low cunt tank top with no bra.”
Yeah, if it showed her cunt, that was one very low cut tank top.