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  1. Bad Brad

    August 9th, 2012

    Julio had a nother version of that song, It went, All the gay lovers I had killed before”

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  2. Doc

    August 9th, 2012

    “Larry, I hope you kept the butt plug with the presidential seal on it I gave you.”

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  3. scr_north

    August 9th, 2012

    Um shouldn’t that read:
    To Larry Sinclair, Kal Penn, Rahm and all the boys at Mans World. Luv ya fellas! And to the meaty Michelle, thanks for being the perfect whiskers buddy.

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  4. KMM

    August 9th, 2012

    Hey BFH…..do you ever sleep??!! Another magnificent post, this is.

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  5. Moxie Man

    August 9th, 2012

    What about his composite hermaphrodite blow-up doll? “So I sing a song of love for Julia”

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  6. Corona

    August 9th, 2012

    “All The Presidents’ Girlfriend”.

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  7. Sarthurk

    August 9th, 2012

    Before Barry, it would be kinda hard to become a gay president. That would be like Rosy being president…ewww! But it’s too late now!

    So, when do we try him/it for Treason?

    Who cares what his “preferences” are. He committed Treason multiple times, and the impeachable offenses are too many to even start to count.

    So who in Washington has the balls to do it?

    Nobody! we elected a bunch of money grubbing cowards and Treasonists alike!

    You know what the next step is?
    oh, but we can’t that, can we?

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  8. Stranded in Sonoma

    August 9th, 2012

    @Moxie Man — I wrote some lyrics for Julia.

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  9. Muslim Hog Caller

    August 9th, 2012

    Are we sure he actually dated Michelle, or was she just part of the Soros plan?

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  10. Cooper Harris

    August 9th, 2012

    No, no, no, I get it, yeah. He’s the girl; you’re the girl. Sometimes you’re both the girl. Right, right? That’s hot. But, you know, whatever works for you. I’m not gonna judge it.

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  11. Patricia

    August 9th, 2012

    Yeah, same here, I ain’t gonna judge ya! What are standards and principles, anyway? Character – what’s that? $$$$$$$$$$$$ – bottom line!

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  12. ThisObamaNation

    August 9th, 2012

    The Washington Times Reports That The US Military Is Preparing To Fight “Tea Party Insurectionists.”

    http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2012/aug/7/the-civil-war-of-2016/

    http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=144462 ;-) Mr. Pinko

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  13. asta risborn

    August 9th, 2012

    dirty commie crackfag!

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  14. Groucho Marxist

    August 9th, 2012

    http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-karaoke/composite-women-t8947.html

    http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-karaoke/you-sure-ain-t-real-like-a-composite-woman-t9297.html

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  15. Bob M.

    August 9th, 2012

    Geez… that coulda been a tri-fold pamphlet… with size 48 font! :-o

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  16. cfm990

    August 9th, 2012

    I would have thought at least one page for East German transgendered weight lifters.

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  17. CrustyB

    August 9th, 2012

    If anyone’s offended by this graphic they need to call 1-800-BALLSTOCHIN.

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  18. muddjuice

    August 9th, 2012

    Pure, comedy, gold…..

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  19. Callmelennie

    August 9th, 2012

    ZZ Top’s take on the issue

    Rumor going round
    That Great Lakes town
    About a bath house south of Desplaines
    You know what I’m talking about
    Jes let me know
    If you wanna go
    Meet a POTUS named Hussein
    He’s got a nice beard for a wife, Ha!

    Have Mercy
    A haw haw haw haw .. a haw haw

    Might use your palm
    On Mayor Rahm
    Get a ten spot for yourself as a tip (Hum hum hum)
    Or share a glove
    With Reggie Love
    Though he might be already taken (Hum, hum, hum)

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  20. Stirrin the B.S.

    August 9th, 2012

    @Lennie – LOL! What can you do with “I’m Bad, I’m Nationwide”?

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  21. Callmelennie

    August 9th, 2012

    I doubt that I would improve on what I’ve already done, Stirrin. Generally speaking, I can’t do something that others suggest for me. Generally, my parodies pop into my head already half done, like in this case. The first stanza was just there, and all I had to do was find a match for “a house outside La Grange” So I looked at a map of the Chicago area and saw the name “Desplaines” and I was home free

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