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I like Chubbs the best

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Suddenly those internment camps seem like a good idea.

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I urge you to watch “Bitchslap” the movie instead…

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Nice! The show’s producers must have picked them out from the People of Walmart website. That show will surely win some awards.

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If you could work an episode of Cops into the show I would feel like a was watching a family reunion video….

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I’ve seen people like that in New Hampshire. I would bet my house they don’t vote at all because the inbreeding makes them unable to read a ballot…

…but if they did vote – Obama hands down. People of Walmart are one of his major constituencies.

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Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. There goes my lunch. I wonder if Ted Kaczynski’s old cabin is available?

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TLC or “The Learning Channel” was founded in 1972 by the Department of Health, Education and Welfare and NASA to provide education thru tv via NASA satellite.

From the Department of Health to Honey Boo Boo.
Makes sense.

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Know what’s scarier? There’s a national audience that will watch this – every week. And they’ll keep recordings of all the shows, too.

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It is.

http://www.csmonitor.com/Business/2010/1205/Looking-for-a-quiet-retreat-Unabomber-Ted-Kaczynski-s-land-for-sale
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It’s like watching a train wreck I guess….

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Oh my aching head! This is what happens when you marry your sister. These lard asses give poor white trash a bad name.

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I am so glad that I gave up satellite TV. Nothing on worth watching and it all seems to be about either rotting your mind or worse. I rarely watch any TV now at all (usually just at Mom’s) and when I do, I am amazed at the garbage on EVERY channel.

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@Dr. Chicago: White trash was my first thought. That there is what’s wrong with America – just as the white trash mama said “we don’t care.”

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The Beverly Hillbillies was fiction. This isn’t. This is America rotting from the core out. Trash whites at every opportunity. Degrade the family constantly. I could say a lot more, but why bother.

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I can’t believe that people still pay for cable t.v. with all the crap they throw at you now. That money can be put to better use.

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Daddy says I’m even better at sex than Mama!

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Who was the Framer who said: “I keep thinking we should include something in the Constitution in case the people elect a fucking moron”? I’m sure he had the Blob family in mind.

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In about a month we are having our very wonderful projector-driven entertainment room rewired so that I can plug my computer into the projector and download whatever we want to watch from the internet. CSPAN, old movies from YouTube, catch up and comment on IOTW. This, THIS, is how to run your own tech life.

buh-bye Comcast — you dirty commie bah-studs.

My guess is the majority of people who watch this stoopid Honey Boo Boo stuff are tweenagers who will watch just about anything if they are allowed to sit on the couch all day watching tee vee. Check the commercials — there’s the target audience.

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Oh,my gosh! Can it get any trashier?????

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What do the girls say immediately after sex?

Get off me,Daddy! Yer squishin’ my cigarettes!

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Idiots.

No matter where you live, they are just down the block.

If they vote it’s generally for democrats.

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Maybe it’s a Brit soap opera.

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What a horrible waste of time. I’m so glad I have no TV.

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Does anyone remember when television tried lamely to inspire folks? When the father figure in the family wasn’t portrayed as an idiot? When there were good guys and bad guys and the bad guys were portrayed as just that? Screw the sick bastards in Hollywood.

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“Lurleen
August 6th, 2012
Daddy says I’m even better at sex than Mama!”

Hahahaah – ewwwww – hahahahaha.

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ok, I now officially hate my white race

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Nasty. Just Nasty.

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THAT IS NOT THE HEARTLAND!

Heartland = Midwest

The dirt is too fcuking RED to be the Midwest!

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@cfm990: I’ve had dibs on that cabin for years.

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These obama loving white trash scum are the types that would have a mental breakdown if they ever learned the Pro Wrestling was staged.

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Isn’t that the same network that did that all american fuckin’ muzzie show last year that went over so well?

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On the credits they should give a special thanks to the public education system and welfare for making it all possible.

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Maybe if they have a Honey Boo Boo marathon on election day, we just might get Barry out of the whitehouse.

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If they convert to islam, can they get into the Olympics?

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I’m starting to get the feeling that culture in America is leaving me behind, and it can’t leave me fast enough.

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Yeesh. White trash indeed. They would’ve been perfect on an episode of The Jerry Springer Show.

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I had a hard time paying attention to whatever the hell I just saw, I was too distracted trying to count the mother’s chins. What hideous retarded people.

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What I find disturbing is the fact that there are people that watch this sort of thing.

Does ‘TLC’ stand for The Loser’s Channel?

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BFH, you bastid, it’s all your fault I just eneded up wasting a big chunk of my morning looking at more videos of those fucking freaks, it’s hard to look away from a big fucking trainwreck!
Anyway, I found a video showing the future of “honey boo boo child” in 25 years, let’s see if the embed will work here:

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kui6P_L7j5U?rel=0&w=560&h=315

If that doesn’t post, here is the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kui6P_L7j5U&feature=colike

LOL at “Pageant Crack”.

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I’m suprised there isn’t any crosses or pictures of Jesus all over the house. That would of been the finishing touch.

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The hills DO have eyes.

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Definately white trash.

At least the whites can call their own low-life, no-class, dumb shit, uneducated white population segment, TRASH.

Have you ever heard the phrase “black trash”? Neither have I. It’s part of the culture that makes it so hard for them to rise out of poverty. They’re all brothers and sisters – figuratively and literally.

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sorry you dead ass RONG!! yout’re looking at the BOWELlands, NOT the Heartlanders

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I too hate them all !

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