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Bees Swarm Hillary
The past becomes the future – in 2008 Hilary regaled a nation with tales of her heroism under fire at an airport in Bosnia.
Today, it sorta kinda happened:
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s tour of Malawi had an inauspicious finale on Monday as she and her detail were targeted by a swarm of bees at the airport.
Reports are that Hillary was stung in the face. Here is Hillary afterward -
Reportedly, Nancy Pelosi is suing to get back all her Botox money.
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dude
August 6th, 2012
Nancy would need the whole hive.
Plain Jane
August 6th, 2012
I really feel sorry for her detail people. Maybe.
Rip VanBullwinkle
August 6th, 2012
Who’d have ever guessed that bees are attracted to testosterone?
cfm990
August 6th, 2012
Are you sure they weren’t flies?
Nutjob
August 6th, 2012
Domestic Bee terrorism,
probably from a lone wolf hive, they’ll be rounded up and prosecuted for hate crimes by going after and singling out a lesbian.
conservativeBC
August 6th, 2012
God, I hope they sting Mooch on the ass!!
persecutor
August 6th, 2012
Perhaps Madame Secretary should consider douching with Liquid Plumber.
Nutjob
August 6th, 2012
@conservativeBC,
that would take a whole lot of bees, theres already a shortage, and what do you have against bees?
grayscape
August 6th, 2012
I have bees land on me periodically working outside…crawl around…then fly away. They never sting unless they sense a threat…
…look at that fuckin face! That’s a threat.
Honest Politicians 4 Sale
August 6th, 2012
Probably mistook her for the badger that’s been robbing their hive.
Honest Politicians 4 Sale
August 6th, 2012
Thanks for the needed eye relief with the second picture.
Stranded in Sonoma
August 6th, 2012
If this was a Republican…
REPUBLICAN Secretary of State, Ms. Smith, appointed by REPUBLICAN President, Mr. Jones, KILLED AN ENTIRE HIVE OF HONEY BEES. School children wept.
fina
August 6th, 2012
Heavy smoker.. cigars?
FreeMan - Chick-fil-A today
August 6th, 2012
I know that Glenn Beck is shunned but “the bee’s know”
streetrodder
August 6th, 2012
Hill is beginning to look more and more like Madeline Albright – the Clinton Hag of State.
US Navy Corpseman
August 6th, 2012
Democrats and liberals don’t age gracefully.
Roadmaster
August 6th, 2012
The face in pic #1 looks kinda lumpy and bumpy, like after about a hunnert bees stung it.
Jeez, those African bees will put their stingers in ANYTHING!
Roscoe P. Soultrane
August 6th, 2012
@Stranded: “If this was a Republican…
REPUBLICAN Secretary of State, Ms. Smith, appointed by REPUBLICAN President, Mr. Jones, KILLED AN ENTIRE HIVE OF HONEY BEES. School children wept.”
Close, but no cigar. The incident happened in Malawi. It would have been a RICH WHITE hunting down and killing POOR, HARD-WORKING AFRICAN bees. Further proof of RethugliKKKan racism, you see.
sleeping giant
August 6th, 2012
hillary = evil, whore, skank
burn it with fire!!!
KCCO
asta risborn
August 6th, 2012
Clittary licks Scuma.
Scuma licks Clittary.
old_oaks
August 6th, 2012
Does Chelsea have kids yet?
Stirrin the B.S.
August 7th, 2012
Damn, she’s looking more and more like Helen Thomas the older she gets. There aint no way in hell that she and slick sleep in the same bed.