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Via Small Dead Animals

Chick-fil-A has become the fast-food chain darling for the right after its president declared his backing of “traditional marriage,” which provoked the Chicago and Boston mayors into a brief call to block the chain’s expansion, and then of course an immediate countersurge of enthusiasm from social conservatives for the purveyor of processed poultry sandwiches. American culture wars, baby.

Reuters

But wait — what if you’re a gay marriage supporter and can’t get enough of these sandwiches? (Surely a large segment of the population.)

A Washington lawyer, Ted Frank, has started “Chicken Offsets,” a Web site that will allow chicken lovers to give donations to two lesbian, gay and bisexual groups. (The only other “offset” this writer is aware of is from European airlines for passengers aghast at the environmental damage caused by air travel.)

“We promise your offsets will provide far more money to non-profits that support gays..

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» 11 Comments

  1. jwm

    August 6th, 2012

    Oh, please!
    Let these hate mongers pour zillions of their dollars into the pockets of frauds and grifters.

    Tastes like- Irony.

    JWM

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  2. Alxandro

    August 6th, 2012

    But I thought gays were just so happy with their Cock-fil-a sammiches?

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  3. Stranded in Sonoma

    August 6th, 2012

    BWAHAhahahahahahahaha!

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  4. Chalupa

    August 6th, 2012

    “Enjoy the chicken with happy buns.”

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  5. AbigailAdams

    August 6th, 2012

    Which proves once again that Leftists can buy their way out of anything.

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  6. Angrymike

    August 6th, 2012

    Amazing, you can now drag a gay to death, but as long as you donate $500.00 your free and clear………is this what it gonna come to??????

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  7. Mystery Tramps Real Eyes

    August 6th, 2012

    Make them go away, I’m trying to eat Chick-fil-A.

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  8. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    August 6th, 2012

    AMERICA! What a country! Find a need and fill it!

    Carbon credits? Nope. Homo credits? Yowsa!

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  9. Mark Zist

    August 6th, 2012

    I like it: a tax on progressivism. Unfortunately progressives do not like to donate their own money.

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  10. Tim

    August 6th, 2012

    I wish I had thought of that!

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  11. General Ripper

    August 6th, 2012

    Does Chick-Fil-A sell tshirts that have the Chick-Fil-A logo and their signature “EAT MOR CHIK’N” slogan? Reason I ask is I want to buy one and have a screenprinter buddy of mine add “and piss off a Libtard” underneath the Eat Mor Chik’n slogan.

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