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Hijab is no Oddjob
I’m glad the Olympics bent over backwards to allow hijabs and to allow “athletes” that have no idea what they are doing into the events.
The Saudi woman (?????) was taken down after a brief dance with her opponent. I like at the 30 second mark where the Saudi tries to poke the Puerto Rican athlete in the eyes.
Name Redacted™
August 5th, 2012
WTF?
sicoit
August 5th, 2012
Exactly, WTF? WTH were they doing? And…..that was a WOMAN??????? *blech*
Tortillapete
August 5th, 2012
Wow – the Saudi special forces really suck…
Anonymous
August 5th, 2012
Saudi medal translations:
(G) Genital mutilitation
(S) Stoning
(B) Beheading
ruble
August 5th, 2012
Where’s allah now?
dude
August 5th, 2012
NBC will be doing a special on her tonight…
Looba de Tooba
August 5th, 2012
Kept hoping the Puerto Rican gal would yank the raghead’s ‘ski cap hijab’ over her eyes and just beat the shit out of her.
Notice they did NOT televise this match? No doubt the muslime scum did not want to show their prize heifer getting trounced by an infidel. The only thing better than this would be if the raghead’s opponent had been a Jew who slammed her and got ‘joo cooties’ on her. I guess then, her goat raping father would have had to honor-kill her. But, no great loss.
dude
August 5th, 2012
Did they check it for explosives?
CrustyB
August 5th, 2012
A muslim was beaten by a pork chop? Ouch!
Nutjob
August 5th, 2012
Wonder who the lucky candidate of that saudi arranged marriage is?
If she’s not taken I could always use another oxen for the wagon or the plow.
norman einstein
August 5th, 2012
What was this event again? The Sasquatch Mambo?
And that Stooge eye-poke move was hilarious…the only thing that gave this mess any redeeming social value at all.
tom@drum
August 5th, 2012
Saudi black belt? Cant wait to see them in the swimming events.
TN Tuxedo
August 5th, 2012
You’ll see more judo action in any random episode of Maury Povich.
taudry audry
August 5th, 2012
You can’t fool me. Those were sumo wrestlers.
Stevo
August 5th, 2012
With that eye-poke, I’d say she studied under Bruce Lee’s brother, Cur Lee.
Johnny Pickleduster
August 5th, 2012
While we are at it, how come Puerto Rica is competing like it is a sovereign nation? If that’s what they (Ricans) want then let us by all means cut them loose and cut them off from all of the wefare, federal money, etc. they get for free..
Regarding the man beast Saudi “woman” “Athlete” a full burka would have been more appropriate and certainly easier on the eyes. muslim savages.
Billy Fuster
August 5th, 2012
Aye caramba!
Zilla
August 5th, 2012
The she-mo looks like a he-mo, and the thing on its head looks more like a do-rag than a headbag. Also, wrong fighting sport for that body shape, it looks better suited for sumo, but I bet the flaming moes would have a problem with the loincloth those athletes must wear. That doughy thing could barely move at all, was it wearing special islamogear beneath the judo robe too? And what’s the deal with the midget referee?
It did not look like a martial arts match at all. Kudos to the Puerto Rican athlete for being able to move that large mass of mo-flesh to get it on the mat! Puerto Rico is an American territory, so… USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!!!!!!!
Lisl
August 5th, 2012
Johnny I thought the same thing–what’s up with the PR bib?
You want to stand alone, Puerto Rico? By all means, go for it, leave the TEAM USA bib behind and everything that goes with it.
Moe Tom
August 5th, 2012
The dance of the giant blobs. More garbage.
Stranded in Sonoma
August 5th, 2012
This was the most exciting thing I’ve seen in the olympics so far.
General Ripper
August 5th, 2012
that bitch tried to poke the eyes of our competitor? Must be that she prays to the Three Stooges of Islam – Allah, Mohammed and Obama
Callmelennie
August 5th, 2012
All I can say is
It’s a good thing that woman had her hair covered. I don’t think I would have been able to control my libido otherwise
Callmelennie
August 5th, 2012
As a person who did judo for ten years as a kid, i can’t tell you how thrilled I am to see judo get this kind of exposure.
On a less impressive note, here is some footage of the men’s champion 6’8″ 290 lb black Frenchman Teddy Riner. Look for the big move at 1:40 where he throws his opponent for wazare (half ippon) and then pins his opponent for 20 seconds to earn full ippon
Lowell
August 5th, 2012
I’m sure both the fans of this sport were thrilled with the coverage.
In other news, boogers found to be edible by a segment of the population. No film at 11, you sick fucks.
Honest Politicians 4 Sale
August 5th, 2012
Her training included hours of watching the Three Stooges eye-poke routines.
Zilla
August 6th, 2012
Since they had already lowered the bar & disregarded the rules to let a BLUE BELT pretend to be a Black Belt, and they disregarded the rules to let it cover its hair, the humane thing for the IOC to do would have been to also let it cover its sideburns.
A
August 6th, 2012
Are we still testing gender? Has she had a virginity test, lately?
I think that is the ugliest woman I’ve eva seen or its a dude.