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With respect to that monstrosity, I respectfully defer to Ken from “In Bruges”: “Let’s face it. And I’m not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you’re a [vulgarity]. You’re a [vulgarity] now, and you’ve always been a [vulgarity]. And the only thing that’s going to change is that you’re going to be an even bigger [vulgarity]. Maybe have some more [vulgarity] kids.”

And, like Ken: “I retract that bit about your [vulgarity] [obscenity]ing kids.”

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“Wilber… have you seen Barry? He needs to smear Vaseline on mah teeth to keep me lookin’ like Ima talkin’”

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On one hand, it’s flat amateur nature makes it laughable.

On the other, Romney could easily flip/dismiss it by saying:

“Does Obama think he’s running against Rafalca? He’s definitely in the wrong horse race now!”

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Whorse faced whore. Horse sex in the shitty. She’s a bout as bright as black hole.

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LOL! I heard that at the end of WhorseFace’s ad there was a shot of the OTHER end of the horse saying, “I’m Barack Obama and I approved this message.”

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Romney has dressage. Obama has Sarah Jessica Parker. Except one is an olympian, what’s the difference?

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Horse? She looks more like a jackass to me…

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oh please sjp .. no one wanted to have sex with you in the city and no one wants to have sex with you now. you’re married to matt brodrick, you have no sway talk all you want but no one cares what you say.

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I’d rather @#$% Mr. Ed.

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@ … Barry? He needs to smear Vaseline …

Probably got some handy.

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A snake with a skunk’s ass would be more appropriate.

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Wilburrrrrrrr!

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Holy effing shit, these sonsabitches on the left are SICK.

Obama is running for the President of the United States, not the DAMN Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

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No, it’s peanut butter. The vaseline is for a different orifice.

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The whole dressage horse thing drives me nuts.

I grew up in a suburb, middle class, where we were close enough to horse country that TONS of my friends were involved in English riding and dressage. I took a few lessons myself. Like any sport, the girls who got really serious about it got their own horses and pursued it to a more professional level, making the sacrifices and paying the expenses that went along with it as long as they could. Most dropped out eventually to do other things or because it became too expensive, but one in particular has become a professional dressage trainer. Just a middle class girl who made a career of it, and is not rich. I never thought of it as a “rich” people’s sport because everyone I knew had the opportunity to dabble in it. It has more to do with your proximity to riding schools, and isn’t much different than making the effort to commit to any other sport. Painting it as “elitist” annoys the hell out of me.

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$77K ? That would keep Moose in clown clothes for a month!

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Do you want to change her political point of view? Get you and your friends to boycott anything associated with her mane, I meant name. Her boney ugly ass would be giving speeches at Tea Party events in a heart beat. What a dumb bitch. Me and mine will never support her or the horse trainer.

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she’s not aging well — it’s what happens after too much Botox. Just another ugly Liberal hag.

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@ Corpseman – You’d age quickly, too, if you had Ferris Bueller constantly wisecracking and comparing your “technique” to Jennifer Grey’s (who is surprisingly well-preserved at age 52).

@ Roadmaster – Good observation!

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