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CFO ADAM SMITH LANDS NEW JOB

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  1. IronyCurtain

    August 4th, 2012

    Would any of you seriously trust him with your pickle?

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  2. Vinny

    August 4th, 2012

    See! He isn’t gay! He’s a tranny! He has boobs now!!

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  3. Anonymous

    August 4th, 2012

    One free water please.

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  4. Nutjob

    August 4th, 2012

    This by chance at a rival chicken place called Dick-Fil-A?

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  5. WHERE'S CLAUDIA'S CRITTERS?

    August 4th, 2012

    Looks like there’s been a gay in him! Caused his boobies to swell!

    For the record, an asshat with an attitude like that wouldn’t make it through the initial interview at Chick-fil A. They require their employees to be thoughtful and polite, and have some sense of ethic standards!

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  6. Anonymous

    August 4th, 2012

    What’s Adam Smith doing with his invisible hand?

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  7. Czar of Defenestration

    August 4th, 2012

    Knowing Chick-fil-A, they WOULD hire him (if he had the job skills).
    THEY don’t discriminate.

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  8. squatch

    August 4th, 2012

    He’s better suited selling Whoppers.

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  9. Stirrin the B.S.

    August 4th, 2012

    Yeah dickhead, I’d like a chicken sandwich, medium rare, with juice still in the meat – and waffle fries, lightly fried, golden brown – and a sweet tea, not too sugary, but just enough to make me smile as it passes my lips. And don’t forget to say “thank you sir, it’s my pleasure to take your order.”

    See ya tomorrow, suckah – lather, rinse and repeat – it’s called asshole purgatory.

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  10. BVBroker

    August 4th, 2012

    This is too funny people!

    Sent this link to the moron on his FaceBook page where he indicates he is a male interested in “men”! Now I thought he told the poor girl he was totally heterosexual. He needs psych help.
    Great laughs people!

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  11. Tim

    August 4th, 2012

    Nutjob,
    I believe Dick-Fil-A is a sausage and weiner place …

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  12. Dude

    August 4th, 2012

    I figure he’ll have his own show on MSNBC before long…

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  13. Nutjob

    August 4th, 2012

    Tim,

    Your right, I think this could be the hen chickens counterpart Cock-Fil-A

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  14. Anonymous

    August 4th, 2012

    Let me guess Nutjob, Their advertising slogan is “Eat more cock.”

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  15. grayscape

    August 4th, 2012

    Now that’s fucking funny!!

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  16. David K

    August 4th, 2012

    Being an asshole, I think he is underqualified for the job.

    By the way, I have to say Ann Barnhardt is the bomb diggedy!

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  17. Nutjob

    August 4th, 2012

    Had to clean the screen, you guys are freakin funny as hell.

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  18. norman einstein

    August 4th, 2012

    “Take my order”? Hell, I’ll give you TWO orders…
    Eat shit and die, motherfucker!

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  19. dude

    August 4th, 2012

    He is serving coffee at Cock full o’Nuts.

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  20. dude

    August 4th, 2012

    He is now an extraction specialist at the local sperm bank

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  21. Joe

    August 4th, 2012

    Heah, heah, Adam… wait a minute… heah yo glass of water. It be a 32 ounce Doomberg special, coming right atcha.

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  22. Buffalobob

    August 4th, 2012

    I guarantee this A hole will go on MSNBC and the other prog networks to explain again why he is not a douche nozzle.

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  23. Maudie N Mandeville

    August 4th, 2012

    The Daddy of ‘em all!! Cafe Lafitte in Exile is the oldest continuously operating gay bar in the country ….despite what the others may claim. The bar has a long and interesting history, during his years in New Orleans, Tennessee Williams used to frequent Lafittes along with Truman Capote. That tradition continues today as you just never know who you might run in to (think Adam Smith)!! The famous, infamous, locals and visitors all find Cafe’ Lafitte a great place to “hang out” while in New Orleans. Located at the corner of Bourbon and Dumaine Streets, Lafittes is at the center of New Orleans Gay Night Life and just steps away from French Quarter hotels and attractions.

    Just wanted to prove I’m an equal emploudsnvinger.

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  24. MAJMike

    August 4th, 2012

    Karma’s a bitch.

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  25. Moe Tom

    August 4th, 2012

    He’s wearing Rachel’s blouse. Crossdressing piece of shit.

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  26. Moe Tom

    August 4th, 2012

    Buffalobob. I’m waiting for it. Who will it be?
    O’Brien, Leno, Letterman, Ophra, thegenerate, Jon Stewart, Tingles Mathews, MadCow? Oh Maybe Lawrence (Gay-lic) O’Donnell? Contest?

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  27. Moe Tom

    August 4th, 2012

    Love to see Hannity have Rachel on Fox. What a smart and beautiful young girl.

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  28. marleenna1959

    August 4th, 2012

    Obviously Chick-fil-a issues a nice pair to every new employee.

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  29. Hybrid Lemon

    August 5th, 2012

    More like Jackass-In-A-Box order taker.

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  30. General Ripper

    August 5th, 2012

    if he was a Keebler Elve, he would have been demoted to Fudgepacker

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  31. Extirpates

    August 9th, 2012

    “He” could never work at a job requiring frequent hand washing.

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