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Regretsy

 

If I wanted musky hair all over my chest, I’d  f*ck Bob Hoskins.

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  1. Anonymous

    August 4th, 2012

    My mistake. I thought it was moose eating some tiity.

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  2. Bad Brad

    August 4th, 2012

    Looks like FUR playing motor boat.

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  3. norman einstein

    August 4th, 2012

    Oy…a new low.

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  4. uncivil & right

    August 4th, 2012

    If she has one more facelift you can call it a picture of Nancy Pelousi.

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  5. Nutjob

    August 4th, 2012

    SO thats why they make the female russian swimmers wear a full 1 piece suit.

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  6. Maudie N Mandeville

    August 4th, 2012

    OMG! BFH fell asleep again.

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  7. Corona

    August 4th, 2012

    Musk ox hair my ass. Everyone knows that’s Mooses’ merkin.

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  8. cfm990

    August 4th, 2012

    For an addadictome that has everything but the chest hair.
    Say Phyllis, Does dis look real?
    UUUM NO. Now get away from me ya freak.

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  9. John Cooper

    August 4th, 2012

    Musk Ox wool – or more properly Qiviut – is stronger and eight times warmer than sheep’s wool and softer than cashmere. My wife bought a tiny little skein of Qiviut up in Alaska to knit herself a “smoke ring” (neck collar that will pull over your head) and it cost her $120. It’s very soft and warm.

    The Musk Ox wool in the photo looks like Musk Ox butt-wool, though.

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  10. Unneutral

    August 4th, 2012

    Well, I can’t imagine anyone trying to steal your idea.

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  11. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    August 4th, 2012

    LOLOL! I’m not wearing anything called “musk”, anywhere.

    “Musk Ox butt-wool,… ”

    *snort*

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  12. Justsomebody

    August 4th, 2012

    I heard there’s a bidding war between Rosie
    O’Donnell and Chastity, ‘er Chaz Bono. 5 bucks it shows up at the Oscars on one of them.

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  13. Katechon

    August 4th, 2012

    Hope she would not wear it around the waist.

    :oops: :oops:

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  14. FreeMan - Chick-fil-A today

    August 4th, 2012

    Hey those are the hairiest boo – oh my gosh, what happened to her arms?

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  15. Bad Brad

    August 4th, 2012

    Katechon, she does but it’s in the back, you damn French. LOL

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  16. Geoff C.

    August 5th, 2012

    MR. Hat needs to buy this and wear it when he goes out to dinner. Or we could all chip in and send it to MO.

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  17. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    August 5th, 2012

    It really just looks like a bad weave purchased at Sally’s beauty supply.

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  18. Hybrid Lemon

    August 5th, 2012

    Two words… Brazilian Wax.

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  19. Big Boss Ogg

    August 5th, 2012

    Shit fire, if’n ah want me one o’ them, I’ll just go without shavin’ fer a year, ‘n it’d be a fur sight thicker than that rat’s ass coverin’….

    But who would I pay then..?

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  20. FreedomCat

    August 5th, 2012

    Just Moosie’s coochie hoochie.

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  21. R. Neville

    August 5th, 2012

    Don’t believe it. You know how some women sell their hair for wigs? Muzzie’s harvest their muff patches for necklaces. That wad of junk once surrounded the pounding schvance of Omar The Tentmaker as he procreated with his little burkahed princess, seeking to produce another child to add to his bevy of 225 little squalling ragheads. Oopppps….was that politically incorrect?

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  22. OozleFanoozle

    August 5th, 2012

    And here I thought it would make a great muslim infiltration prop.

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  23. Native Koon Banger

    August 6th, 2012

    Lordie I never saw a beaver that big !! She must be servicing a Marine Divison LOL Its all wore out
    Wonder if Moosie would takeover and hep ??

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