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Obama wants Florida for a birthday present
President Obama, approaching his 51st birthday this weekend, told a Florida crowd on Thursday that winning the state in November “wouldn’t be a bad birthday present.”
Speaking at a campaign rally near Orlando, where he was serenaded by the crowd two days before his birthday, Obama said he covets the state’s 29 electoral votes in the November election.
“If I’d known you guys were going to sing, we would have had a cake,” Obama said. “And then I would have blown out the candles. I would have made a wish — that probably would have had to do with electoral votes. Winning Florida wouldn’t be a bad birthday present.”
Weldor
August 3rd, 2012
How about a big steaming bowl of d*ck instead.
persecutor
August 3rd, 2012
We should send this jackass a belated birthday card and gift on November 6-”Happy Birthday, Asshat. You’re Fired!”
Joe
August 3rd, 2012
Florida ain’t gonna be quite as big as what he’s gonna get. Impeachment, then Gitmo.
Stranded in Sonoma
August 3rd, 2012
Hey, what about what I want for my birthday? It’s two days after Christmas so it can be both! How about President-elect Romney?
Gina
August 3rd, 2012
well isn’t that just tough titties. i was in florida only a couple of months ago and it was filled with either old men yelling at their wives about what a d-bag he is or young gun owners with signs hanging in the windows of their homes basically saying that o’s gotta go. honestly, i almost considered moving there…
sorry chump your time is up
jwm
August 3rd, 2012
You mean the sleazy ads: “Wish Barack a Happy Birthday” (with a little cash to the campaign) that show up in the hotmail sidebar aren’t drawing in enough money? The birthday ads alone are a close second to wedding gift plea for sheer mendacity. I can’t wait to see this creep where he belongs: daytime TV.
JWM
Saxindacity
August 3rd, 2012
The audacity of a dope.
Unneutral
August 3rd, 2012
I think he wants more than the votes he actually wants the state, along with the other ’56′ states to be handed to him to rule over.
Dianne
August 3rd, 2012
A great b-day present for him, a big stinking pile of crap for everyone else.
Bruce Cooperman
August 3rd, 2012
(with respeckt to Weldor)
I gothca birthday present right HERE!
Oh, wait, he would like that…
Dianne
August 3rd, 2012
Caligula can’t be gone soon enough.
Czar of Defenestration
August 3rd, 2012
He can suck my
Pina Coladadick.Bob M.
August 3rd, 2012
Here’s MY berfday wish to him:
He starts breaking rocks at LEAVENWORTH: 1/31/13
Honest Politicians 4 Sale
August 3rd, 2012
I’ll send him a nice Hari kari knife set if he promises to use it right away. Happy B-day MoFo!
hanoverfist
August 3rd, 2012
Only after we saw it off the mainland.
Stirrin the B.S.
August 3rd, 2012
Our problem is that Romney has to speak to, and convince, critical thinkers. Obumphuk only has to speak to obamabots and idiots.
Any crack addled, choom-head can appeal to that group. Our only hope is that group is less than 45% come November.
Boobie the Racist Dog
August 4th, 2012
Orlando is a colony of homo Disney-bots and Muslims.
NEAR Orlando is Sanford, home of Trayvon’s remains. He’ll be old enough to vote from the grave by November. Perhaps that’s what Obumfuk is hoping for.
Twellsy
August 4th, 2012
51 years old, huh? I didn’t know shit could go that long without getting a white skin on it. Like a dog turd thats been in the sun too long.
Davide
August 4th, 2012
“And then I would have blown ”
who would he have blown?