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Harry Reid: Bain Investor Told Me There’s a Mitt Romney Sex Tape
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WASHINGTON – In an interview with The Huffington Post on Monday, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid said a Bain Capital investor told him that Mitt Romney wasn’t releasing his tax records because for ten years he didn’t pay a dime in taxes. This afternoon, less than 48 hours since the accusation, Senator Reid told The Daily Rash that he received a call from another Bain Capital investor who told him of the existence of a Mitt Romney sex tape. Now, along with demanding the release of his tax records, Senator Reid is calling for Mitt Romney to release his sex tape.
In a candid interview from his Capital Hill office, Reid told The Daily Rash he was “very surprised” to hear from yet another Bain Capital investor who possessed shocking information about Mitt Romney. The existence of a sex tape, he said, made Romney’s chances of winning the 2012 election highly improbable.
“Harry, Mitt Romney made a sex tape,” Reid recounted the person as saying.
“The Republican presidential nominee has a graphic sex tape! Now, do I know that that’s true? Well, I’m not certain,” Reid said. “But obviously he’s got to either produce the sex tape or prove to the American people that it doesn’t exist. How are Republicans going to explain a sex tape to their children? My heart breaks for those kids.”
In his interview with The Huffington Post, Reid worried about the embarrassment Mitt Romney’s father must be experiencing about his son’s refusal to pay his taxes. He brought up Romney’s father again during today’s interview.
“His poor father, can you imagine the shame? Tax evasion is heartbreaking, but a sex tape? I can only guess the depths of his despair. The poor man must be must be so embarrassed about his son,” Reid said, “But his grandchildren’s humiliation must be intolerable for him.”
Senator Reid bowed his head and sighed, “I cannot fathom the anguish that poor man’s having to endure.”
When asked if he was aware that Romney’s father passed away in 1995, Reid said he’d attended the funeral.
Harry Reid refuses to reveal the identity of the Bain investor who alleges there is a Romney sex tape, which makes it impossible to verify if the accusation is true. The senator said the burden of proof now falls on Mitt Romney.
“What is of the utmost importance right now is for Mitt Romney to release his tax records and that sex tape,” Reid said. “If he has nothing to hide, he won’t have any problems proving his innocence. It’s that simple.”
Sarthurk
August 3rd, 2012
Seriously, that may actually be a boost to the Romney campaign. Hollywood loves this shit.
Bad Brad
August 3rd, 2012
Boom Chic a wow wow.
Lisl
August 3rd, 2012
We should be grateful it’s not a Reid sex tape.
Robert Fine
August 3rd, 2012
If there was ever a politician who personified ‘sinister,’ it’s this creepy, corrupt man. And he’s head of the U.S. Senate.
Plain Jane
August 3rd, 2012
@ Lisl,
As I read this, I thought: I’d never, ever, ever would want to even imagine harry with his pants down.
Unneutral
August 3rd, 2012
Rumors are fairly easy to set in motion especially when you have a corrupt news media.
DarcsFalcon
August 3rd, 2012
Off topic, but it appears American Glob has been hacked.
http://americanglob.wordpress.com/2012/08/02/american-glob-has-been-hacked-beyond-recognition/
simply enraged
August 3rd, 2012
Their desperation gets more and more evident by the hour. Let’s hope this works as well for the filthy scum as their assault on Chick-fil-A did.
simply enraged
August 3rd, 2012
I know someone who has and have seen an old 8mm film of the newborn harry reid being squeezed out of a pig’s ass. It’s up to him to prove that the film doesn’t exist.
Unneutral
August 3rd, 2012
Obama must be giving Harry more than just money to run interference for him.
66chevelle
August 3rd, 2012
I heard that a guy from NAMBLA says Harry Reid is a pederast, Got that, google? HarryReidPederast…dot com
serfer62
August 3rd, 2012
Pssst!…have you heard about the Mitt drug/white slave ring?
Yeah, their based out of Switzerland
StrangernFiction
August 3rd, 2012
But for Harry we’d be in a worldwide depression.
Moxie Man
August 3rd, 2012
How much money did Harry receive for being the technical consultant during the filming of “Casino.” Heck, he was the insider on the corruption of the Nevada Gaming Council.
Agnes Day
August 3rd, 2012
The Mitt Romney sex tape is on sale right next to the Ambien.
Anonymous
August 3rd, 2012
The obma admin must really have some goods on dingy harry to make him go this far out on trying to destroy romney.This is a serious case of destroy or be destroyed.
Cynic
August 3rd, 2012
It would kill his campaign, otherwise Romney should sue Reid for defamation.
This is absolutely the scummiest thing I have personally witnessed.
MaryfromMarin
August 3rd, 2012
This man needs to be tested for dementia, ASAP.
NoLikeO
August 3rd, 2012
Harry ‘weasal’ Reid needs to go to the rest home.
Stranded in Sonoma
August 3rd, 2012
What’s a matter, Harry? Forget the lithium again?
scr_north
August 3rd, 2012
Harry Reid is such an evil little man. The plus side is that everytime he runs his mouth the Dems lose traction. The whole line he’s spinning about it being up to Romney to publish his taxes isn’t playing out and the undecided voters are looking at Reid and wondering why the other Democrat Senators are still supporting him. Sooner or later the MSM are going to be forced to question these antics if only to try to maintain their false front of impartiality then you may see some real fun.
John F.
August 3rd, 2012
There is no depth the Democrats won’t sink to in order to keep the focus off Barry’s ineptitude and dismal record.
Smaj
August 3rd, 2012
Harry Reid needs to expire. The sooner the better.
Jack Daniels
August 3rd, 2012
“What is of the utmost importance right now is for Mitt Romney to release his tax records and that sex tape,” Reid said. “If he has nothing to hide, he won’t have any problems proving his innocence. It’s that simple.”
Let Obama release his sealed files first.
ThisObamaNation
August 3rd, 2012
“Rush Limbaugh: Obama Release Your Harvard Transcripts; Burden of Proof on Obama”
http://obamareleaseyourrecords.blogspot.com/2012/08/rush-limbaugh-obama-release-your.html
Czar of Defenestration
August 3rd, 2012
Well, *I* think it’s a loving tribute to his earlier career, to keep his “silver screen name” after moving on to the Senate.
AbigailAdams
August 3rd, 2012
Progtards like reid, pelosi, et al, have completely overplayed their hand. Just like that toad that got fired yesterday from Vante for berating and intimidating the CFA employee, these guys have been living most of their adult lives in a progtard bubble, thinking they are still the “popular” kids and that they have the rest of us outnumbered. It’s watching them get their arrogant noses rubbed in it that is now so satisfying. Finally, there seems to be sweet and swift justice in the arena of public opinion on these despicable tactics. Shame on Democrats/Liberals/Progressives for plumbing the depths of a new low and double shame on the rest of us for allowing them to do it before we stood up against it.
ronterf
August 3rd, 2012
Too bad we didn’t get a full head shot of harry,
I’m sure we would see the horns on his evil head!
bob
August 3rd, 2012
An ACORN investor told me that there is a sex tape that Obama and Rahm made together in a Ballet Studio. Burden of proof on Obama.
ThisObamaNation
August 3rd, 2012
Washington Insider: Obama Member of Chicago Gay Mans Club
http://beforeitsnews.com/obama/2010/05/washington-insider-obama-member-of-chicago-gay-mans-club-51828.html
Joe
August 3rd, 2012
This story and comments have me laughing big time. It’s gonna be real satisfying seeing Reid get his comeuppance.
bob
August 3rd, 2012
http://washingtonexaminer.com/jon-stewart-tells-harry-reid-to-shut-up-after-bullsht-shot-on-mitt-romney/article/2503817
Startin to like this Jon Stewart guy,too. Might be a lib but he isn’t afraid to call out people on “his side” when they do stoopid stuff like this!
http://washingtonexaminer.com/rush-limbaugh-chick-fil-a-revolution-a-forecast-of-election-in-november/article/2503819
Here, Limbaugh finally saying landslide defeat of Obama in Nov. I’ve been saying that for a while now.
The chinks in the armor are evident. I’ve been noticing little cracks here and there for about a year, the mainstream left is not totally united any more, and for a little while now some have been noticing that the emperor has no clothes and some, I think, are suspecting he never did.
Of course there are still the die-hard believers, those probably on actual payroll from 1600 Penn. But those with half a brain remaining…
Anonymous
August 3rd, 2012
reid-nevada-chicago-buckwheat(that’s the preezy) holder imanul mooochel vally jerit they are all the same get them out!
Bob M.
August 3rd, 2012
Sen. Geary is PROJECTING…
… AGAIN…
Gary Kline
August 3rd, 2012
The Daily Rash is satire. Watch this spread as true.
MAJ Mike
August 3rd, 2012
When will Reid respond to the persistent rumors of his abusing children? The truth of the allegations doesn’t matter? We must investigate his alleged pedarasty becuse of their importance.
(How do you like it when it targets you, Lib-Cong?)
fxdwg
August 3rd, 2012
Reid knows that Obama and the dems are circling the drain. These are the last desperate acts of those who are on the brink of obscurity. The skewed polls, the media misdirection and the blatent lies will be remembered for a generation by voters.
Obama has brought them to this. America has remembered that we really do govern ourselves.
ThisObamaNation
August 3rd, 2012
Let’s hope this is not true…
U.S. to Surrender Military Control to UN While Disarming Americans
http://www.infowars.com/u-s-to-surrender-military-control-to-un-while-disarming-americans/
eternal cracker p
August 3rd, 2012
Even if there is a sex tape out there, in what way does that disqualify him to be president?
Does it disqualify him the same way Obama hasn’t released a valid birth certificate? Does it disqualify him the same way as Obama FAILED EVERY SINGLE class in school? Does it disqualify him the same way Obama is gay?
.. Man, I could go on for a while.
Stirrin the B.S.
August 3rd, 2012
That’s nothin’. A former Bain investor told me that Mitt Romney has 10 wives and 50 children. And he needs a bigger house to keep them in, so that’s why he’s running for President.
solomon
August 3rd, 2012
Reid is a coward, he has no balls. If he is going to make accusations of this reach then it is he who should divulge his source and prove it to be true.
cripes.
Mimsey
August 3rd, 2012
One of the many low rent, babbling idiots in a postion of power. How sad.
shane
August 3rd, 2012
This article is from ”The Rash” a satirical online magazine.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
August 3rd, 2012
Oh yeah? Well I found a Harry Reid sex tape: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeHJfqo62s
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And here’s the infamous Mitt Romney sex video. Exciting, actually, if you’re into that:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAAbV0BBzzA&feature=related
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the aardvark
August 3rd, 2012
This picture of Dingy Harry just reeks of smug. What a pathetic little jerk!
Garym
August 3rd, 2012
I was told by a couple of mice (i’m not going to name them) that there are pictures of Harry Reid while filching. I think Reid should come clean about this or lose his Senate leader status.
Goldenfoxx
August 3rd, 2012
Hmmm, if this is how Mormons treat each other, what the hell would they do to ordinary people like us? I believe we are witnessing sheer evil – but it’s coming from the liberals. They have no shame, they are blatant devils in our face. I despise Dingy Harry – his mother and father are disappoint4ed in him.
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Death_By_Farts
August 3rd, 2012
And in other news, Jenna Jameson announced her support for Mitt Romney.
Define irony, and that would be it.
pink Floyd
August 3rd, 2012
I was told by an anonymous source that there is an original sex tape of Hairy Reed and an underage Matt Damon that is kept in the White House. According to my source Nanci Pee is the director/cinematographer.
Garym, you might be referring to some of the production stills.
FOIA???
EinTX
August 3rd, 2012
Someone told me on good authority that Harry Reid dresses like a woman when he goes to the Philippines looking for child sex toys. And, he said there’s a tape.
Laura
August 3rd, 2012
Hilarious! Is the daily rash connected with i own the world? You guys are a great team.
vinnie f
August 3rd, 2012
the tiny boxer needs thim some concrete shoes and an uppercut to the nuts