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crickets.

+5

Because trees have souls and aborted babies are just a lump of cells.

(I borrowed that from somewhere)

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and red & green ink too!!!

+1

because I can vote more than once, use drugs, smuggle weapons, work AND collect unemployment, all the while some cracker ass cracker gets to pay for it all and I get away with it.

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Why am I supporting Obama? None o’ yo m*&&^$%(ing business, thas why, cracka!

+2

Because I’ve made more money on welfare than I ever made working in a job.

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Bush made me support him.

+2

grayscape:
“Because ummm…like my professor like umm told me
to?”

You forgot the “I mean” at the beginning of the sentence.

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because…… KILL WHITEY!

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Because for the first time in my adult life, I am finally proud of my country.

+2

Because I think that at some point, the rich have made enough money and should pay their fair share. (and pay for my share too)

+4

Because white presidents get 2 terms so it’s only fair.

+3

Because being expected to take care of myself is really hard and obama will make sure my parents will have to take care of me forever.

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In case you’re interested, this picture (but with the original text included) was sent out in an email by the Obama campaign.

Since we at this site have already destroyed every statement that was on the original, I didn’t feel the need to reply to Barry-Dear with the truth. He’ll get that on November 7th.

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Because the Prius Owners Club will ostracize me if I put a Romney sticker on my hybrid!

+5

Because I’m a socialist too.

+2

Because I want to USA to collapse and to reboot into a Socialist Republic.

+1

Because I’m very long Gold, Weapons & Ammos. And those will go ballistic when he’s reelected.

+1

Because Obama is the first gay president!!

0

Because I feel beautiful when I compare myself to the First “Lady”

+3

Because Obama is a vicious thug who hates blacks, whites, freedom and individual rights.

**whisper whisper**

I mean, republicans are all those things. Can I get my free stuff now?

+2

He bought me a new baffroom.

+2

He shares his stash wif me.

+1

Social justice beats working.

+2

Because Mitt Romney won’t pay my mortgage.

+1

The hands are white.
Gloves?

0

Because he made it off the golf course in time to watch Osama Bin Laden get blasted by our outstanding Seal Team Six.
Obama didn’t even need his teleprompter to witness the mission. He sat there all studious, like a child at Sunday school.
Plus, he is SO HANDSOME too! Sigh…

+2

Oprah told me to.

+1

Bizarre thing just happened. I googled “list of OBAMA gaffes,” and I got page after page after page of alleged ROMNEY gaffes, and not one OBAMA gaffe.

Do you think Google has turned into a worthless POS website?

+3

Just did the same thing Anonymous, you are correct sir…
Next they will be attributing “you didn’t build that” to Romney.
And the idjit clueless sheeple will believe it.

+1

Thanks Troy, So I’m not going crazy afterall.

+1

Because Romney won’t pay you to vote for him.

+1

Ovomit’s jockstrap
ain’t got much
to support
either

0

Cause Rev Al tol me to

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It is the will of Allah! Death to America!

0

Ought to make a photochop contest out of this…

0

http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/moonbat-mockfest-fodder-why-i-support-obama-placard-t9396.html

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Because, by now, his handicap in golf must be awesome!

+1

Because the NBPP will beat my ass ifin I don’t.

0

Because if Mr. Affirmative Action was left to his OWN devices he couldn’t even support himself.

+1

[...] the way, here are some sample additions to the blank slate above courtesy of IOwnTheWorld: Why will I vote for Barack Obama? “Because he’s the first black preezzy of the united [...]

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Because he won a Nobel Peace Prize for reasons no one knows.

0

Because he bailed out GM and saved a company who now makes electric cars no one wants.

0

Because he thought it’d be funny to zoom over Manhatten just above the buildings in Airforce 1 to scare the shit out of the New Yorkers.

0

Because he personally killed Bin Laden

0

Because he believes our enemies have the right to build nuclear weapons and use them on us.

0

Because he was brave enough to tell all the people who built their own business through hard work “that someone else did it for them”

I looked out the window, still no machine shop in my driveway, maybe tomorrow, he’ll have it shipped and delivered…hopefully.

0

Because he believes in transparency and has let Iran know all of Israels secrets and potential plans.

0

Because whenever we need money, he prints what we need.

0

Because I believe everyone should have multiple social security numbers.

0

Because he spent a trillion dollars on shovel ready jobs, so we’ll never have anymore shortages on shovels.

0

Because whenever the gubment needs something we can’t afford we won’t have to pay for it, our kids and grandkids will finally have to pay their fair share.

0

Because he pointed out that everything in my entire life that went wrong was George Bushs fault.

0

Because he wants to build 1/3 of a pipeline with the keystone project allowing us to be energy independant through magic and the other 2/3′s unfinished.

0

Because his big ass wife cares about obesity.

0

Because math and facts are irrelevant.

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Because he cares for the mentally challenged and wants to ensure every democrat living or dead has the right to vote.

0

Because he cares for the civil rights of drug cartels and their ability to defend themselves against corrupt cops trying to stop their drug dealing by giving them the weapons they need.

0

Because I beleived him when he said his healthcare would not costs any taxpayer 1 single dime out of pocket.

0

Because if he had a son he would look like Trayvon.

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Because I think 5th and 6th generations of welfare recipients shouldn’t have to work.

0

Because the Private sector is doing fine and the public sector needs help.

0

Because undocumented workers here illegally are being picked on for breaking the laws.

0

Because I want free utility bills with all of the free electricity from solar and wind.

0

Because I want free condoms so I can boink easy sleazey girls like Sandra Fluke.

0

Because he stayed away from the BP oil spill so he wouldn’t get in anyones way of the cleanup and did so by staying on the golf course.

0

Because he give the Queen of England an Ipad with his book on it…….she was so lucky.

0

Because he showed the catholics he will mandate abortions and piss on their constitutional rights while respecting sharia law.

0

Because he wants the wealthy to pay higher taxes but they can’t, so Buffet is sad paying lower taxes, so he’s willing to raise them on everyone to help out Buffet.

0

Because I like happy time, and it looks like him, Michelle and the kids are always happy on vacation.

0

Because he nominated a goofey clown called “plugs” as his VP and he makes me laugh.

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Because he nominated an AG who cares about the rights of mooslimbs who want to kill us.

0

Because he said the “call to prayer” was 1 of the most beautiful sounds, I guess he means outside of screaming and gunshots in Chicago.

0

Because he hates bureaucracy and wants all the illegals to bypass the legal process and just jump the fence.

0

Because I have white guilt, and my tofu grass clipping eating friends will go all PC on me if I don’t at the next gay speeddating coffehouse brunch.

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Because millionaires in hollywood who most times evade taxes have pointed out the evils of capitalism.

0

Because he supports protesters who should get insurance whilst sacrificing their time at occupy camps getting laid, drunk, stoned and shitting on cop cars.

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Because community organizing is probably 1 of the hardest jobs on earth next to protesting.

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Because he smokes pot and hangs out with celebrities.

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Because he personally sends everyone a letter with the chance of having lunch with him and a celebrity for $3.

When I go to McDonalds it cost me over $6, so hes saving 300 million americans the chance of saving 900 million dollars…..so he does know math and budgets.

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Because he cares about these unions losing jobs, so he keeps pushing for more money to help these guys out.

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Because he doesn’t want some of these old people to suffer when they get sick so he established a death panel, so someone will pull the plug for you and the family won’t have to deal with the difficult decision.

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