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I Think I’m High On Bath Salts Because I Can’t Figure Out Who The Man Is in This Relationship

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And the ages are disturbing as well.

Daily Mail

In a drug-addled frenzy, a middle-aged couple invaded a neighbour’s home armed to the teeth with guns and knives because they believed they were under attack from a gang camped under their house.

Donna Jean Walls, 49, and Phillip Dwayne Walls, 50, of Kings Mountain, North Carolina, were high on bath salts and in a paranoid state of delusion and hallucination.

Phillip Walls

Donna Jean Walls

A bath salts high led Phillip and Donna Walls to believe that gang members under their house were trying to kill them and prompted the couple to arm themselves and invade a neighbour’s home in terror

Having already called 911 to alert the police to their imaginary enemies, the couple stumbled outside with a bag of weapons, fired off shots and burst into Pastors Richard and Debra Robinson’s home.

» 13 Comments

  1. Corona

    August 2nd, 2012

    Nothing says mid-life crisis like bath salts.

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  2. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    August 2nd, 2012

    All these bath-salt-abuse stories have one thing in common: none of the perps seem to want to use bath salts for their INTENDED purpose . . .

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  3. Noodengr

    August 2nd, 2012

    Aren’t bath salts what we all used to give grandma for Christmas? Sure glad my granny knew the proper use of them and did not go wacko while we visited her.

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  4. Billy Fuster

    August 2nd, 2012

    Larry Bird, you used to be my hero.

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  5. jwm

    August 2nd, 2012

    You know, this bath slats stuff sounds like more fun every time I hear about it. Can’t wait to try it on my own.

    JWM

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  6. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    August 2nd, 2012

    @ Billy – Yeah, he do, don’t he?

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  7. spymyeyes

    August 2nd, 2012

    TO ANSWER THE BURNING QUESTION:

    The “male” is the upper picture

    The “female” is the bottom one

    I BET IF WE FED BATHSALTS TO THE CRAZY PEOPLE THAT RUN THIS COUNTRY IT WOULD MAKE THEM SANE!

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  8. BigFurHat

    August 2nd, 2012

    You mean the thing with the lesbian mullet is a dude?

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  9. Annie

    August 2nd, 2012

    What is the inital promise of using this drug? Have there been clinical trials? Well, kinda informal clinical trials, ah suppose.

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  10. spymyeyes

    August 2nd, 2012

    LOL……

    yes BFH, the “mullet” is on the male….this time.

    He looks british to me…..and poor Larry Bird is gonna take one on the chin with this picture hitting the interweb today!

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  11. NoMoBo

    August 2nd, 2012

    That is one killer mullet. Still don’t think “it” looks like a dude, though.

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  12. MemphisRebel

    August 2nd, 2012

    That’s easy. The husband is the one that kills the spiders. I’ve heard this is also true for lesbian marriages.

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  13. FreeMan - Chick-fil-A today

    August 2nd, 2012

    Don’t blame salt for everything. These 2 two were crazy before.

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