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Insect, Reptile, Rodent.
All on special this week.

Try the boiled weeds.

JWM

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“Heads on a stick!”

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…and you can be sure all the goat comes from the next village over.

JWM

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Fresh buggered lamb with protein sauce.

JWM

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How come they are in business? I thought Obama apoligized to everybody.

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How sophisticated, I’ve always wondered what boiled rat tastes like.

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How come they are in business? I thought Obama apologized to everybody.

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featuring international fusion cuisine as well:
Palm grubs in camel urine.
River snake with fermented whale blubber.
Opossum stuffed with field grass and puffball fungus.

JWM

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scratch that. possum’s off the menu, ya’ hear?

JWM

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some people never leave the reservation.
i can’t imagine anything more trying than eating crappy third world food while some douche whines about economic inequities.

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Hussein says he’ll drop by the Indonesian soiree so long as Bow-Wow-Chow is on the menu.

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Who decides what conflict is? Obviously, it’s the retards that run this lame excuse for a hash-house.

…and community radio activists in Caracas, Venezuela.

What part of this don’t they understand? Unless they’re referring to these people. Which I doubt.

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I hear they prepare a rather satisfying imitation N. Korean tree bark gaspacho there.

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If I open my freshly baked Naan (Persian flatbread) and I see a bunch of newly resected clitorides inside, what sauce goes best with them??

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Do they spit in the food for whities like Jesse jacksooon did? I like foreign food like Italian, French, english, Irish,Spanish, even American. But that’s me.

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They’re at war with the middle class, so they should serve meatloaf.

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I’m sure most of their items would not appease my appetite but around the world it’s usually the leaders that fight amongst each other, dragging us peons into the fray. Most of us plebes would be friendly to each other if not for the power hungry politicians. Islam is a different story.

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Whatsa matter, you no like Sahara Desert Oysters? Off with his head!”

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And if the people who eat at Conflict Kitchen ever visited the countries featured they’d stay at a 5 star hotel and eat food imported from the United States.

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If I walked by “Kitchen Conflict” I’d think the place had too many cooks spoiling the broth.

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[...] Publicado por Augusto en 02/08/2012 Comedor Progresista [...]

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What makes this place popular amongst the smugglies is the fact that they can have dinner there, exchange some pleasantries with some poor bastards in a third world hole and then leave and pat themselves on the back for doing their bit to drag down their homeland. Oh, and it means they don’t have to do anything else that would interrupt their hollow lives.

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I understand eating here helps improve reading skills. After all, what else are you going to do for the three hours you will be glued to your toilet?

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“…only serves cuisine from countries with which the United States is in conflict.”

You mean like the ones Obysmal despises, like England?

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I think the whole idea of “progressive” dining in this instance is actually REGRESSIVE dining. It would NOT be progressive to have to go back to eating various types of worms and animal offal that third world countries are forced to eat to stay alive (when they can afford food at all). People ordering food from this place would die if they actually had to eat the real stuff, or non-stuff, that 3rd world countries actually eat. From what I gather, they sometimes go for DAYS without having anything to eat.

If this place wanted to be truly authentic, they would have weeks where no food is available except grass and tree bark (i.e. North Korea). So you show up at their window and they say “sorry, no food, if you want to live the reality you’ll go hungry tonight.

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Gluttons for punishment. Piss off a country and then order take-out from them? Hoe Lee Cow!

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