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So we have to ask the question:

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  1. JustAl

    August 1st, 2012

    That was no girl. . .

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  2. Bruce Cooperman

    August 1st, 2012

    I really doubt it, because rape and murder require WORK, PLANNING and WORK, something this turd has never experienced.

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  3. No Place to Rest

    August 1st, 2012

    You said it Bruce!

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  4. Anonymous

    August 1st, 2012

    Way are you ignoring the three young boys locked up in his closet at the Senate?

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  5. Sienn

    August 1st, 2012

    People are totally forgetting his signatures on theose gun receipts used in Auroa CO.

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  6. reddecaesari

    August 1st, 2012

    my carpet cleaner told me that harry reid’s mother was a whore at the bunny ranch outside vegas.

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  7. Czar of Defenestration

    August 1st, 2012

    HEY, reddecaesari: Bunny Ranch has its STANDARDS!

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  8. Mr. Pinko

    August 1st, 2012

    Harry Reid’s father would be ashamed.

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  9. Anonymous

    August 1st, 2012

    Title’s wrong: It was an unnamed reader’s accountant.

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  10. mcnorman

    August 1st, 2012

    My accountant told me that Harry’s sperm donor pappy is an alien from another planet.

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  11. Goldenfoxx

    August 1st, 2012

    He’s too old to get it up – highly doubtful – but then again Sandusky had no problem with little boys. Hmmmmmmmm.

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  12. Stranded in Sonoma

    August 1st, 2012

    I’ve heard that he molested young boys, slit their throats with tax returns he never filed, buried the bodies and tax returns in a non-environmental way that is polluting the ground water.

    Being that most stories are about 75% fabricated, that makes this story 25% true. So Harry Reid molested young boys.

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  13. muddjuice

    August 1st, 2012

    Never trust a man named Harry or Dick…..

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  14. Katechon

    August 1st, 2012

    HuffPo:

    “He rape the boy! Now, do I know that that’s true? Well, I’m not certain,” said the accountant in his Washington office. “But obviously he can’t say where he was 22 years ago. How would it look?”

    “You guys have said he is a good man,” the accountant went on. “Not a chance in the world. He’s an evil dick-grabber. I mean, you have a lot of fun if you rape lil’ boys for 10 years.”

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  15. Chris in N.Va.

    August 1st, 2012

    I submit that Histrionic Harry has been giving the whole country a slow-motion rape and killing ever since he took public office.

    And the Libs/Dems have been ever-ready accomplices in their dysfunctional codependent relationship.

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  16. Hotlanta Mike

    August 1st, 2012

    My accountant told me that Harry Reid may have abused male interns at his DC offices over these many years…

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  17. Navigator

    August 1st, 2012

    I heard he butchered 400 chickens and screwed a beagle.

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  18. DesertViking

    August 1st, 2012

    He’s a Democrat US Senator… If Ted Kennedy taught us anything, it’s that there’s no such thing as prior planning on their part. Only contacting lawyers after the crime has been committed.

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  19. Stirrin the B.S.

    August 1st, 2012

    The rape allegation doesn’t have much teeth, since the only position Dingy Harry knows is the “Harry Reid”.

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  20. Renthal

    August 1st, 2012

    my banker told me he thought Ol’ harry likes little boys

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  21. Renthal

    August 1st, 2012

    I heard on the bus that Anthony and Huma recently had a son and they have invited Harry over to play with the little weiner.

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  22. Tim

    August 1st, 2012

    I spent 36 years on Capitol Hill and I can testify, categorically, that during that period it was mentioned, by the cleaning staff, I think, that Harry Reid did, indeed, maybe, have committed rape and murder of girls and boys of both sexes, more than once, and it was alleged that he cannibalized the bodies so that there was no evidence.

    I believe that if you check the Police Blotters from 1990 in both DC and NV you’ll find some unsolved instances of missing children.

    Q.E.D. or ὅπερ ἔδει δεῖξαι

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  23. Bob M.

    August 1st, 2012

    HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAFTA SAY IT?!?!:

    Tom Hagen called – something about a dead hooker in your hotel room in Reno, Sen. Geary… :oops:

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  24. willy blue

    August 1st, 2012

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f26tqqbvj3M
    BOB SAGET RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990

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  25. uncivil & right

    August 1st, 2012

    He’d have to borrow the Pelosi d*ck first.

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  26. marleenna1959

    August 1st, 2012

    I heard that too so it must be true.

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  27. John

    August 2nd, 2012

    I believe they are taking down his portrait in the College of Public Administration at Penn State.

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  28. John

    August 2nd, 2012

    To Mr. Pinko — Father WOULD? be ashamed — change to IS. Local psychik said she’s in contact with him. He wants Harry to repent but feels it’s too late. The Big Man has a long memory. Harry is so screwed….

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