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Is Team USA having too much sex in London?
On the eve of the 1986 Super Bowl against the New England Patriots, Chicago Bears head coach Mike Ditka reportedly told his team, ”You can only play this game once. If wives and girlfriends can’t wait, tell them to take a cold shower.”
Ditka’s players must have listened, because the Bears slaughtered the Patriots 46-10 the next day; it’s just too bad that nobody gave Team USA the same speech before this year’s Olympic Games.
Less than a week after the start of the London Olympics, the United States has been nearly even with China in terms of total medal count, but is falling far behind on those gold medals. And this is a serious problem because, let’s face it, first place is the only place.
[SNIP] Maybe Maury can host the “ARE YOU MY OLYMPIC FATHER?” Episode next year?
Anonymous
July 31st, 2012
It’s Bush’s Fault!
Jim
July 31st, 2012
Yeah…It’s Bush’s fault!
reddecaesari
July 31st, 2012
are any of my tax dollars involved?
tired of hearing about sluttish behavior for both sexes.
Bad Brad
July 31st, 2012
I wonder if they are awarding medals?
Frosteetoes
July 31st, 2012
Nothing tops the wild drunkin’ orgies that the midgets from The Wizard of Oz had back in the 1930′s. These Olympians must be light weights.
Unneutral
July 31st, 2012
They probably didn’t do that on their own, someone else probably did that for them.
mkultra
July 31st, 2012
Another outstanding avatar, Frosteetoes. LOL!
Billy Fuster
August 1st, 2012
How much sex is “too much sex”?
well
August 1st, 2012
No No, it’s NOT Lolo?