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Romney Photo Spurs Domestic Abuse Incident
JULY 31–Suspicious that his live-in girlfriend was planning an affair, a Tennessee man confronted the woman after spotting a photo of an unknown guy on her Facebook page, according to a police report.
Lowell Turpin, 40, [SNIP: FORTY??? He's Forty???] “angrily demanded to know who the male was,” reported Anderson County Sheriff’s Department investigators.
Crystal Gray, 38, “replied that it was a picture of Mitt Romney.”
Despite being informed that the man on Gray’s wall was the presumptive Republican presidential candidate (and not some hunky, severely conservative sidepiece), Turpin apparently was not placated. Gray said that he “became upset because she was attempting to communicate with friends through her Facebook account.”
h/t Unashamed Domestic Dame
ruble
July 31st, 2012
Romney needs to chill out on the skirt chasin. The damn election is 98 days away. Time to get serious Mitt.
Three Rivers
July 31st, 2012
Girlfriend must be blind
Working for the enemy
July 31st, 2012
That guy could easily win a bullfrog look-alike contest.
Stirrin the B.S.
July 31st, 2012
This guy must pick cotton with his mouth. Is this his rendition of Marlon Brando in The Godfather?
bitterclinger
July 31st, 2012
As if Willard stands a snowball’s chance against this, this, this burnin’ hunk o’ love.
Stirrin the B.S.
July 31st, 2012
Them’s some serious hog jowls.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
July 31st, 2012
Good Lord! I’d hate to see what Crystal Gray looks like.
I wonder what the DNC will make out of this. Bet Debbie Whatsherface Schlutz has some creative ideas. . . .
whoa
July 31st, 2012
f-ing chumpmunk gotta chaw in both cheeks — butt UGLY
historicus
July 31st, 2012
“…she was trying to communticate with friends through her Facebook account”????
I guess instead of putting the lotion on her skin, like she was told?
cfm990
July 31st, 2012
He could not recognize a picture of Romney? Fat drunk and stupid seems applicable.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
July 31st, 2012
Thanks, bitterclinger. Needed an excuse:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL5d0leKh0o&feature=results_main&playnext=1&list=PLC12A3930B61DDAD0
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Katechon
July 31st, 2012
Well, he’s uglier than me. Which is quite something…
Trixie Bluebell
July 31st, 2012
He ought to enter in the “Newly Single Stud of the Week” contest. Think he might get lucky??
Boobie the Rocket Dog
July 31st, 2012
Wait a minute…
That bastard’s girlfriend has a computer? And she knows how to get Facebook? Day-um!
Goldenfoxx
July 31st, 2012
310 lbs of human waste. Let him bunk up with the Colorado Joker, they’d make a fine team.
the aardvark
July 31st, 2012
Its a Cro Magnon man wearing a green wife beater T shirt. Where’s his club so he can smack her or anyone else in the head?
Katechon
July 31st, 2012
THAT’s your typical low-info swing voter, right there !!
The Doktor
July 31st, 2012
I am without speech.
Roscoe P. Soultrane
July 31st, 2012
Jebus, that guy looks like he’d get winded just sitting in his recliner.
Corona
July 31st, 2012
That pic was taken 2 milliseconds before projectile vomiting.
Unneutral
July 31st, 2012
Give the guy a couple hamburgers and a keg of beer, that should placate him.
Bob M.
July 31st, 2012
FAZEbook?
Is that thing STILL around?
Billy Fuster
July 31st, 2012
I don’t know what he’s jealous about. He’s much better looking than Romney.
Lowell
July 31st, 2012
Great. I share a name with somebody in the news and…
Boobie the Rocket Dog
July 31st, 2012
Br’er Terpin bears a resemblance to his namesake reptile.
LONEWOLF
August 1st, 2012
GEE, I WONDER WHAT THIS GUY’S GIRLFRIEND LOOKS LIKE!!!???