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Andre Greipel and Robert Forstemann

Sun

GERMAN cyclists Andre Greipel and Robert Forstemann show their qualifications for London 2012 – flashing their huge thighs in a Twitter snap.

Greipel’s legs were as impressive as you might expect from a man who finished 27th out of 110 in the Men’s Road Race on Saturday – two places in front of Brit Mark Cavendish.

But the 30-year-old was dwarfed by compatriot Forstemann’s enormous pegs, which looked almost unbelievably huge.

The pic, showing the pair with their trousers around their ankles, revealing their huge legs, was posted online by New Zealand cyclist Greg Henderson.

And it came along with the message: “You thought Greipel has a big set of legs.

» 11 Comments

  1. Stirrin the B.S.

    July 31st, 2012

    Quick, get the TSA on the guy on the right. If he aint packin explosives in those thighs, I’ll eat Big Fur’s Hat!

    Was there anything else I was supposed to notice in that picture?

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  2. Justsomebody

    July 31st, 2012

    Ultimate Mooch fans no doubt.

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  3. Czar of Defenestration

    July 31st, 2012

    That’s what those spandexy panties will do to manly men!
    LET THAT BE A WARNING TO ALL…….

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  4. Trixie Bluebell

    July 31st, 2012

    Yeah, but Greipel appears to have more in his jock.

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  5. reddecaesari

    July 31st, 2012

    was it necessary for those two men to pull their pants down?

    how about putting on a pair of shorts?

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  6. Tony R

    July 31st, 2012

    Saddle-bag thighs; just more baggage to have to pedal uphill.

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  7. Anonymous

    July 31st, 2012

    Is this supposed to make us wimmens happy after the gratuitous T&A photos of female Olympians that have been posted?

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  8. mizdoolally

    July 31st, 2012

    Disgusting…just disgusting!

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  9. Tony R

    July 31st, 2012

    I notice we didn’t show these guys from the waist up! They typically resemble Barack on top and Moose on the bottom.

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  10. Bad Brad

    July 31st, 2012

    Those are some BAD ASS QUADS. Dude doesn’t have calfs he has cows. Hard to believe he got them pedaling.

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  11. beachmom

    August 1st, 2012

    Gross.

    Can you imagine them in 20 or 30 yrs when they get older? Those unnatural thighs will be flabby and stretch marked. They’ll be wearing those circulation socks up to their hips!

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