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Matrix Director Larry Wachowski Makes Debut as Lana

Home - by - July 30, 2012 - 20:14 America/New_York - 28 Comments

Yep, you read that right. The movie maker’s shvantz is Gone With the Scalpel.

Larry is now Lana.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2qeFxgGpM0&feature=player_embedded

Here’s Larry -

 

» 28 Comments

  1. Corona

    July 30th, 2012

    “If that’s what he wants then good for her.”

    Still waiting for the pilot of Dancing With The Retards.

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  2. Bruce Cooperman

    July 30th, 2012

    You shoulda’ took the blue pill dumbass…

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  3. Aufklarer

    July 30th, 2012

    I think he was cuter as a guy.

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  4. reddecaesari

    July 30th, 2012

    why would ANYONE want to give their hard earned cash to these misfits? to make matters worse,
    tom hanks is in this flick.

    no thanks.

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  5. Granny Jan and Jihad Kitty

    July 30th, 2012

    I think he needs to work on his voice a little more. He sounds like Daffy Duck. The hair is perfect, though.

    In the early 90s Larry was photographed in a LA S & M club. His wife then divorced him. I don’t know if was a gay club or not.

    He just confuses me.

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  6. Lars

    July 30th, 2012

    I heard liberalism was a dead end where they eventually cut your penis clean off. It must be true.

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  7. Lars

    July 30th, 2012

    Lots of money, free time, and a liberal edukashun are what the doctor ordered. Chik Fil hey where’s my penis?

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  8. Tony R

    July 30th, 2012

    Fine with me. One less libtard who will reproduce.

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  9. Weldor

    July 30th, 2012

    At some level, I’m glad I’ve reached the age, realistically, where I won’t have to deal with this silliness for a whole lot longer… :)

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  10. Metprof

    July 30th, 2012

    I wonder if ObamaCare paid for this Chopitofamy.

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  11. ChiefIllinicake

    July 30th, 2012

    They cut off the wrong head, in my opinion.

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  12. Stevo

    July 30th, 2012

    Unless Larry has suddenly acquired two X chromosomes, instead of his God given XY pair, he’s still just Larry, albeit with his junk cut off and his natural biochemistry messed up by hormone therapy.

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  13. taudry audry

    July 30th, 2012

    I have a friend who is a transsexual, and a Republican. Can’t make this shit up. He/she did remodeling work on my house.

    The now “she” is a wonderful person, but it’s a weird feeling being around someone who has gone from being a man to a woman.
    Can’t explain it, but it’s just weird.

    Of course, once we talk about what an asshole Obama is, everything is normal. “She” may be different, but she isn’t stupid.

    I’m guessing that “she” is not popular at LGBT parties if “she” talks politics.

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  14. mickey_moussaoui

    July 30th, 2012

    wouldn’t it been easyer to just be celibate cause nobody is gonna do that freak anymore

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  15. Name Redacted™

    July 30th, 2012

    I hate watching transsexual men pretend to be women. Real women don’t talk or act like that. Well, perhaps only really dorky, annoying ones do.

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  16. Patriot

    July 30th, 2012

    Ewwwww! That’s just hideous! Frankenstein would be proud..

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  17. Vinny

    July 30th, 2012

    What the hell did I just watch?!?!

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  18. eternal cracker p

    July 30th, 2012

    There’s hope for Lana. After all, Moose is one of the hottest women on the planet. Just compare the arms.

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  19. shockuhzulu

    July 31st, 2012

    @Weldor. I’m glad my grandfather never lived to see this crap. He would’ve gone back to the old country the day after Obama was elected.

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  20. whitehouse landlord

    July 31st, 2012

    I wonder if he knew he did not have to lose his important part just to get that hair style(?).

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  21. Czar of Defenestration

    July 31st, 2012

    Duct tape woulda been cheaper, Larry.

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  22. grayjohn

    July 31st, 2012

    Haven’t watched, or been to, a hollywood movie since 2003 and this is one of the reasons why. Haven’t missed a damned thing as far as I can see.

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  23. MsMossberg500ZMB

    July 31st, 2012

    Did he/she say ‘not enough female parts?’

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  24. &Turdbiscuits 4 All

    July 31st, 2012

    This is the kind of shit the Left is rooting for!

    They don’t see it as an insult to the God who created them, because their god is ignorance.

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  25. jmichaelh

    July 31st, 2012

    and the end result is…u look like catherine o’hara and talk like truman capote??

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  26. FreedomCat

    July 31st, 2012

    Sorry but these people are defying what God has given them. It’s sick and perverted and the Devil’s kin. Good luck.

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  27. House of Kell

    July 31st, 2012

    Now here’s an experiment that’s gone terribly awry…

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  28. Anonymous

    July 31st, 2012

    I suspect there wasn’t a whole lot to cut off…

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