Home - by BigFurHat - July 30, 2012 - 16:42 America/New_York - 45 Comments
The historicness never ends -
July 30th, 2012
Keep digging, Jesus has to be there somewhere.
Ahahahahaha…I think its a Bunch of BS!
First guy to import a negro slave to America was a free negro living on Maryland’s Eastern Shore.
And they were West African Negroes … not Kenyans.
I think my great, great, great grandpa owned his great, great, great diddy.
His nose looks as big as Moose’s butt there.
Every fishing trip results in a “fish story.”
All fisherman lie.
Oh, just a thought … Moses took an Ethiopian wife and that’s just north of Kenya, so BO may have some of that blood in his veins …
Certainly would look impressive in his next fictional bio – BO Descended from Moses!
He’s already got the Jew vote, so I guess it doesn’t really matter.
BFD! I’m related to Adam and Eve.
I agree with Harley – it is BS
the guy even says “this is our conclusion”.
What organization? The Dan Rather Fake but Accurate Genealogy Project?
Stirrin the B.S.
family ties to Warren Buffett, Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh and George Bush???
When did I miss this?
My gaydar went off when the Ancestry.com fella talked. Now I’m hungry for a Chik-Fil-A sammich.
dapenguin in Alaska
He really missed the boat entirely,
He should have said he was related to
The key question is, how is the O-hole connected to BFH? Sheesh, it’s worse than 7 degrees of Kevin Bacon.
If they want to do some meaningful DNA testing, the place to start wouldn’t be where this fairy tale is going…..
… and does Obama,Sr.’s DNA resemble the Preezy’s in the slightest ??
And I was hoping they were going to trace him back to the Mooselimb ancestors that SOLD the first African ‘brother’ into slavery.
Would it be possible to link him to a legitimate SSN first ?!
Charlie Rose? Orca Winfrey’s girlfriend?
11 seconds and I’m out.
Czar of Defenestration
Uh huh. Yeah. Sure. I’ll bet he’s ALSO related to the Africans who enslaved his ancestors and sold them.
It’s well known that Mooch is related to Chewbacca so why can’t Bam be related to Mighty Joe Young?
Gawd, that “pity me” crap is ingrained deep. He’s gonna need years of therapy…
Is he related to Sally Hemmings? Maybe he is related to Thomas Jefferson then too.
I got the latest copy of American History and it’s all about Jefferson and slavery…similar stories in the magazine the month before. Do a Google search on the founders and it’s just about the only articles that pop up. It’s tiresome. We get it. We know…we know.
I had to squeeze out a little this morning, but it weren’t nothing like this load.
WHERE'S CLAUDIA'S CRITTERS?
So they can trace his heritage to a Colonial era moocher criminal who tried to bail on his obligation to work off whatever debt he had, but we can’t get a legitimate 1961 birth certificate or a legitimate SS#, or even his college transcripts…
STFU Melonhead, nobody wants to hear any more BS about this lying good-for-nothing Marxist POS.
wonder if ancestor was
a crackfag like ovomit
Then again, this “should” be introduced and utilized in the overall debate about “White Privelege” and reparations. If Ann Dumbun hadn’t been a self-loathing Marxist, and had married a white guy, Obama would have been white. But he could have laid claim to “descendant of slave”! So if there are other whites like his Momma, who are direct decendants of slaves, then that ought to just about put an end to people like Holder and other race-hustlers claiming their slave ancestors as some kind of justification for using the power of govt to take money from the rest of us to subsidize their failure!
I wonder what Bunch did originally, to end up an indentured servant. Got himself over his head in debt by spending more money than he could pay, or more likely, he got caught stealing or he damaged someones property or perhaps caused the death of someones family or livestock. Whatever it was, it’s ironic that his 11th great-granson has caused so much destruction that he would need an eternity to make restitution for all the things he’s done!
It would seem that Claudia’s Critters are complicit in the creeping silence. However, critters are available at http://www.theospark.net/
His daddy’s ancestors sold slaves to his mommy’s ancestors.
If his followers were objective enough they would finally realize Obama would never and can never qualify for reparations.
Are there still people who seriously care about this “story”? Tell me why he’s got 3 (is it?) ssn’s and why his BC and Selective Service cards have been forged/tampered with.
Well, la-dee-da. How coincidental that he should acquire an American slave identity via his white mother.
Or were his white mother and her parents somewhat albino Negroes?
Sooo, an Obama african ancestor was sold into slavery by an Obama arab ancestor. Seems about right.
His entire life has been sealed and or scrubbed…but this info is available.
I feel they are giving the white guilt meter a poke with this one. Poor dumb bastard had it hard on both sides of the family, so we should give the poor feller a pass or something … sort of stuff.
Phuk, I do feel something in my heart.. *belch* .. oh, never mind it was gas.
How about finding his birth certificate?
yhah, I call BS, no way is any history of bama not manufactured. … we cant even get any school grades or a birf cert.
Just as the Hemmings-Jefferson affair was fabricated, this probably is, too. After all the kerfuffle with Jefferson’s DNA, genetic scientists admit that 25 Jefferson men with identical Y DNA could have fathered Hemming’s child. The press never retracted the claim by actually reporting the new conclusions, because it just sounds sexier to let it lie. This is a pure Bunch of hooey.
July 31st, 2012
Pardon my skepticism, but based on the fact that everything that comes out of Obamacommie’s mouth is a lie, his father was a goatherder, etc., I think I’ll just call this slave crap for what it undoubtedly is…..total bullshit
I directly linked him to something I flushed this morning.
F.D.R. in Hell
Like Germany in 1933, everything is being corrupted.
Ancestry-dot-CON JOB <<<<<
Come on. We all know how this game is played. I can link myself to Kevin Bacon in less than six degrees. But it never seems to impress anyone.
Race Jacket & Slavery Tie
Punch, Bunch, sounds like a bunch of crap to me.
This is just another play of the race card to perk up the ears of those who see white skin as a sign of guilt. Maybe erase the guilt of his mother for being white?
Whites were slaves and blacks were the owners in some cases. Where do people get off thinking only black people were slaves?
Oh that’s right we let the liberal hippies teach, so they teach it the way the see it – WRONG!
meanwhile at Gaycestry.com, researchers have discovered obama is related to the first homosexual union.
House of Kell
I don’t give a shit if barry were the 1st cousin of George Washington….he’s still a dickless wonder, stuttering clusterfuck of a failure!!!
August 4th, 2012
WHat about Elvis, Mao Tse Tung, or Castro?
I;m sure they’re all related to him somehow, at the very least he’s got to be at least 1/32 indian.
Wonder how they authenticated all of this without a birth certificate?
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