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‘Hottest female Olympian’ – Javelin Thrower Leryn Franco
By Martin Rogers
LONDON – Paraguayan javelin thrower Leryn Franco has admitted she has far more chance of retaining her title as “hottest female Olympian” than she does of leaving London with a medal.
tenmegaton
July 29th, 2012
Didn’t know they grew things like that in Paraguay. I vote gold.
Mr.Pinko
July 29th, 2012
AvgDude
July 29th, 2012
She can grab my spear anytime… (wink!) (wink!)… Ouch!!!… I sprained my eye winking so hard.
Cynic
July 29th, 2012
OK, so I have one reason to watch the Olympics
Maudie N Mandeville
July 29th, 2012
Mooch dreaming: If only Tug-of-War was an Olympic event.
grayscape
July 29th, 2012
Now there’s something else worth watching other than beach vollyball. At this pace I may eventually become an Olympics junkie.
Katechon
July 29th, 2012
Latina women and Oriental are the best.
Maghrebin chicks are hot too, but they grow fat after 25.
I Wood
July 29th, 2012
if that don’t get your blood flowing
surely a bunch you guys would happily throw your javelin in her direction at her direction
Bad Brad
July 29th, 2012
Back in they day I would have started with Uneven Parallel Bar and Grill, moved onto the Breaststroke, then Freestyle Wrestling going for the PIN.
I Luv Bacon
July 29th, 2012
Thanks for the post,
Pinko!
I would never have caught this story on the current channel spewing the ‘wide world of libcong propaganda’.
Makes the Olympics unwatchable.
Annie
July 29th, 2012
Would javelin throwing make me look like that? Say yes.
Katechon
July 29th, 2012
Why do white chicks usually turn very quickly into potatoes, while Latina and Oriental chicks remain usually graciously svelte?
cfm990
July 29th, 2012
Don’t tell my father, but I think I’m in love with a spear chucker.
Roscoe P. Soultrane
July 29th, 2012
Yesterday’s papers. Michelle Jenneke, the Austrailian hurdler is the new track & field hottie.
Stirrin the B.S.
July 29th, 2012
@Roscoe – Jenneke is a cutie. Franco is a hottie.
Mr. Pinko is that a picture of javelin pole dancing?
Bob M.
July 29th, 2012
The Olypmic Village would need a LOT more than 100,000 condoms if I was there!!!
>:->
reddecaesari
July 29th, 2012
she looks like her arms need a good wax.
Michael
July 29th, 2012
We LOVE Laryn Franco at Muze magazine – she was first in our series of AMAZING olympic women LONDON 2012 — She rocks! — http://muzemagazine.com/2012/07/laryn-franco/
Maudie N Mandeville
July 29th, 2012
@Katechon- Let’s see, you covered Orientals, whites, latinos, A-rabs…there seems to be one group missing. Comment please (and it ain’t Tristan da Cunhas). Hint: Mooch’s ass girth exceeded her shoulder width upon reaching puberty at 7.
Chuck U Farley
July 29th, 2012
After looking at the photo link, all I have to say is, “They’re real, and they’re spectacular!”.
…and…
@Katechon – I’ve noticed that, after a lifetime of tamales, tacos, enchiladas, etc. Latino women start approaching maximum density starting at age 35. And which white chicks have you been hanging around? Maybe you should stop trying to pick up the ‘ladies’ at Wal-Mart.
Chieftain
July 29th, 2012
I can only imagine what the morale is like in the Paraguayan locker room…
She sure likes to air that thang out…..
IronyCurtain
July 29th, 2012
She wins. I don’t even have to know what the event is.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
July 30th, 2012
Naaaaa. I’ll stick with Allison Stokke, all-American girl pole vaulter. Pity she just missed making the team.
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=Allison+Stokke+Olympics&qpvt=Allison+Stokke+Olympics&FORM=IGRE
pdwalker
July 30th, 2012
Admit it, you clicked on the photos link first, didn’t you?
Savvaļas lempis
July 30th, 2012
She looks just like my sister in law.
Funny
July 30th, 2012
I see nipple
JohnR
July 30th, 2012
EXCEPT FOR THE 3RD PICTURE WHICH LOOKS LIKE SHE’S GOT A MOOSHELL THING GOING DOWN BELOW
Mark
July 31st, 2012
d would have to go for vacation to Paraguay
Ringo
August 1st, 2012
Yes Katechon, those Maghreb babes are the shiznit huh- Hubba hubba!
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_QfVWU-2pVL4/TEpp5rjdCwI/AAAAAAAAPFc/d32L4wnVL7M/s400/Radikal_Niqab_Some+Islamists+say+that+the+debate+about+the+niqab+is+further+evidence+of+the+threat+to+Islam+posed+by+Western+values.jpg