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Home - by - July 29, 2012 - 01:28 America/New_York - 15 Comments

BigFurHat interviews Hippie Critic. In this installment Hippie talks about his strange brushes with great and near greatness. Funny stuff.

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  1. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    July 29th, 2012

    Youse guys are leavin’ it to our imaginations to attach faces to doze voices?

    No, really, can’t wait for the next installment. Well, I can, but I’ll look forward to it.

    Thanks, guys.

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  2. Billy Fuster

    July 29th, 2012

    Very entertaining but is there some liability in naming the people you are talking about–or is it possible retribution?

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  3. Maksim

    July 29th, 2012

    Great stuff guys! However, I need those names. Just do a “sounds like”. The SNL guy for example, sounds like Gnarls Docket.

    Disclaimer: I have no idea is it was Charles Rocket (RIP), I just tried to think of an unfunny cast member.

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  4. Team America

    July 29th, 2012

    LOL – too funny. You guys have a great time together…that’s awesome. I loved hearing the stories. BFH, my first laugh was when you were talking about kindergarten – it was the best 11 years of my life. I could imagine that you all spent those 11 years as if you were children.

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  5. norman einstein

    July 29th, 2012

    You nearly ran over Julian Lennon?
    What? Yoko wasn’t available?

    And you missed out on being “Mark David Chumpman”?
    Keep hanging around the Big Rotten Apple and you’re bound to get another chance, sooner or later.

    Thanks for these. Great stuff!

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  6. MsMossberg500ZMB

    July 29th, 2012

    Great stuff.I detect LI cause you guys tawk like me.

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  7. reddecaesari

    July 29th, 2012

    the last of the new yawkers.

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  8. jclady

    July 29th, 2012

    Hilarious way to start the day!

    And I even understood most of what y’all said. :)

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  9. BigFurHat

    July 29th, 2012

    I deleted the names at the last second and will leave it up to Hippie to decide if he wants to fill in the blanks.

    Nope, Maksim.
    This comedian has the illusion of being funny. He’s actually considered funny until you really ask yourself, is he?
    (Remember… we live in NY. That should be a hint.)

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  10. Billy Fuster

    July 29th, 2012

    Vince Vaughn?

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  11. HippieCritic

    July 29th, 2012

    The urinals are very small!!! -LOL

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  12. HippieCritic

    July 29th, 2012

    No, leave out the name because now he can have his lawyers beat the crap out of me!

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  13. Maksim

    July 29th, 2012

    I can hear part of the first and last syllables, ka and n. Along with the other clues, I’d say it must be Colin Quinn. I always found him to be at best only moderately funny, although his last special Long Story Short was very good, the best thing he’s ever done.

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  14. Frosteetoes

    July 29th, 2012

    That was fun. Can’t you guys even give a physical description and SNL time line?

    Fur, you should do a thread of your readers brush with celebrities, kinda like the 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon?

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  15. norman einstein

    July 29th, 2012

    @Maksim, I think you’re onto something.
    He’s a dirtbag.

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