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The NEXT summer Olypics is in Chicago, right?

No, wait . . .

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Amen.

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We are watching this why?

I’d prefer to hid myself with a hammer

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Big Fur,

Please no more of that thing. Seriously, WT…

[Edited for abusive language. Please do not compare the First Lady to the putrid monkey-bastards of the Whore of Babylon.]

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I’m surprised Moose didn’t treat the Olympic athletes to a demonstration of her record setting jumping jack style – wait Mo didn’t set that record on her own, some else had to do that for her?

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Beat me to it, Katecheon.

Nice job

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I switched her off. I went to google out of curiosity on the history of US Presidents and First lady’s at the Olympic Games. Interesting, if you’re interested. Teddy Roosevelt brought the first Olympics to St. Louis in 1904. FDR attended the 1936 games in Berlin where, get this, the US coach kicked the only two Jewish Athletes, Marty Glickman and Sam Staller, off the team!!!! Probably not to offend Hitler?
As I say it’s interesting. Today, 76 years later, we don’t want to offend muslims.

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Has anyone ever aksed her why she uses hair straightener?

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I thought it was an East German weight lifter she/he running up to stage, then it hit me – there’s no East Germany.

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On the podium sign…

Is that a bomb where the O is supposed to be and at the end of “Move”, is that a woman doing a somersault with a full grown aborted baby being slung out of her koochie?

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She certainly loves the limelight.

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“Heeyy, “we” love you, BUT “we” want you to take care of yourselves, help your families, turn off the TV, eat some vegetables – yeah, that’s part of it

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“Winning is good.”…but remember if you do win, you didn’t do that. Someone else helped you along the way.

I can’t wait until January 20TH when she can go somewhere far away to chew her cud and we won’t be subjected to anymore lectures on how to live our lives.

Moo Michelle, moo to you.

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I hit “leave reply” before I was finished, by accident – I blame it on the alcohol – but every action that Weezy Jefferson took, and every word that she spoke was phony, fake, condescending and an embarassment to the United States of America.

To tell our athletes how to eat and how to prepare themselves for competition, is the epitome of arrogance and ignorance, I despise this illegally occupying first family with every fiber of my body.

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Yes Katechon, stop insulting the putrid monkey-bastards. They have feelings too ya know.

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Mooch, how is anyone going to watch the Olympics or your gay, Muslim, Marxist in Chief husband repeating “I, me and my”, if we turn off the TV? (sarcasm)

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@CheIsDead My bad indeed.

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Don’t know why but in the beginning when Moochie’s running in, I immediately thought of that scene in Jurassic Park when the T-rex was approaching and you could see vibrations in a cup of water.

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Stirrin, I sympathize and agree with your sentiments if they are directed at Sasquatch of the Jutting Jaw, but please don’t bring Louise Jefferson into it. Isabel Sanford was a classy lady both on and off screen.

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The Olympics–A Dream Come and Gone

The games have begun! Now, let’s call them a wrap!

The Olympics have devolved into a cesspool of international propaganda, intrigue, and cheating–not to mention a subsidized bacchanalian venue for young athletes who could just as well fornicate on their own dime rather than using the 150,000 condoms (15 per athlete) distributed by the United States Olympic Committee.

Sandra Fluke would be appreciative of the USOC condom largesse but are contributors to the USOC aware their dollars are helping pay America’s Olympians to safely do what they would do even without free prophylactics?

The inspiration for the modern Olympics, the ancient Greek religious/athletics festival dating to 776 B.C., was beset with corruption and so, too, is the modern Olympiad. The chief difference is that today we spend billions staging the events whereas the wiser Greeks back then spent little and benefitted from a suspension of city-state wars, conflicts they resumed soon after the games.

Our conflicts continue during the games.

As for contraception, the naked Greek athletes were on their own but, since they were all male, the chance of procreating with their fellow athletes was less than minimal.

Aside from publicity for the host nation, there are few perks derived from hosting the modern Olympics and the potential financial liabilities far outweigh any benefits, a reality which could reach astronomical proportions should Israeli suggestions of terrorist attacks at the 2012 London Summer Olympics come to fruition and Mitt Romney’s negative critique of security preparedness turns out to be accurate.

The admirable goals of the modern Olympiad, of buff, young athletes promoting brotherhood and equanimity, of demonstrating to the world that nations could compete peacefully without destroying one another, were exploded in 1972 when Muslim terrorists murdered 11 Israeli athletes and coaches at the Munich massacre.

Those unprovoked attacks were neither unprecedented nor the last instances of un-brotherly Olympic behavior. . .

(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=27198.)

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gag, the UK had a great year pulling off a royal wedding, a diamond jubilee, so they know what they are doing? Ewww. she reeks from the video.

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Having Michelle Obama represent the United States at the Olympics is like having John Wayne Gacy represent UNICEF at their international conference, not a good idea.

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Where be Oprah? Where be Obama Drama?

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She’s starting to sound like Joe Biden with the stupid things she says.
Ooooo! GB is phenomenal because they pulled off a major wedding and a jubilee, aka party for the queen.
Turn off the tv and take care of your families and eat vegetables?
Really?
You’re costing us taxpayers millions of dollars for this trip and you say that stupid crap? Thanks for representing us in such a gracious and classy way…..NOT!!

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@sandybanks –

“..Stirrin, I sympathize and agree with your sentiments if they are directed at Sasquatch of the Jutting Jaw, but please don’t bring Louise Jefferson into it. Isabel Sanford was a classy lady both on and off screen…”

Fear not, the comment was directed at the Wookie in the White House. The reference to Weezy was really more about the “Movin on up” theme song, and their resemblance to Sherman Helmsley’s character in particular.

You’re right, Louis Jefferson was the classy one on the show, and I know that they were both good and decent people in real life.

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What a POS !!!!!!!!!!!1

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