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People who are the exact opposite of Tim Tebow?

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Obama’s conquests?

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I would have guessed gang bangers from $hitcago who are serving life terms for murder. Except the white guy in the upper right hand corner – he be their lawyer.

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Racist! Not fair. Too many Black guys. Duh?

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Are they all millionaires? Or are they on food stamps?

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felons? CNN contributors?

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They carry guns. Now I’m going to look at the answer.

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@Goldenfox – “he be their lawyer?” Really?

Listen, I don’t mind people getting their shots in when we run a video of a flashmob, or a Denny’s fight, or some other gang related ridiculousness. If the people involved are ignorant savage thugs, so be it, no matter what color or ethnicity they are.
When you have no idea who the lawyer is and characterize him in this way, well…

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How long will it take for Fur to respond to me? You see, this is what I seek when I’ve had too much to drink.

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A bunch of guys how were trying to turn their lives around but they fell in with the wrong crowd.

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Ok, so I wasn’t very close. Denver traded Mr. squeaky clean Tim Tebow, but they got Mr. squeaky clean Peyton Manning to replace him.

Not sure of what point I’m making except that they still need to clamp down on, or weed out, the bad behavior.

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Have you been wronged out of a t-shirt?

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Law school, or Felonies.
Tryin’ to be a better class of crook.

JWM

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I’m shocked that the Broncos are only THIRD in teams with most arrests.

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Fall from grace.

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“…I’m shocked that the Broncos are only THIRD in teams with most arrests….”

In which case, Tebow must be glad that he’s out of that environment…..except that, oops, he’s with the Jets – and where do they rank?

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Just based on neck muscles alone, I would say football players.

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Yeah, an NFL team was my first guess. Now to look at the answer.

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Members of the group who is involved in the class action lawsuit against the U.S. Olympic Commitee because of the requirements that to be on the U.S. Swim Team that you have to stop flailing your arms around as you bounce up and down like a wet monkey while wrestling with your homey while in the shallow end of the public pool knocking over the small chillun’ in your quasi-homosexual wrangling of each other?

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Dallas?

Old joke.
I predict Dallas is going 13 and 3.
13 and 3 whatter ya talking bout?
Yeah, 13 and 3… 13 arrests, 3 convictions.

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Yeah. I figgered.

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Poverty’s a bitch.

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Last place NHL team

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A celebration of diversity?

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NFL criminals.

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Which one of these just doesn’t belong here? Which one of these is different from the rest?

Why the one with pigtails, of course.

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@Maudie N Mandeville: There’s only 3 white guys in the picture and only one of them has on a suit and tie. He looks like a lawyer – or maybe he’s the coach. Dunno. But as it turns out they all have a drinking problem, and the majority are minorities. But what else is one to think Maudie?

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@Goldenfoxx – Irrelevant, immaterial and historic brilliant opportunistic sarcasm lost for the ages.

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Detroit Catholic Central High School football team?

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I guessed football players but don’t watch much anymore so didn’t know any of them. Back in the 80′s & 90′s the Broncos had one jerk named Perry (I think) who was arrested again and again for sexual assault and other crimes, and kept getting off. You can get away with murder as long as you’re a “star” ath-a-leet!

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kfc franchise owners

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When you are an atholeet (mispelling intentional) you cans do whatever you wants!

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You’re ahead of the curve, BFH…
that’s next year’s PSU Freshman football team.

(too soon?)
(too late?)

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ESPN just reported from the Manning cam that Peyton used the restroom and washed his hands. Stay tuned Broncos fan.

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who cares?

as long as we win

[/sarc]

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Have they all fantasized about cooking and eating children?

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Most of them would be doing hard time if not for the luck of being chosen to play.

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@Maudie: Who Knows What We’re Looking At Here?

Who knows, everyone here put their 2 cents in, if it’s funny, sarcastic or whatever, people said what they saw. Isn’t that what this is about? That’s what I saw and I’m sticking to it.

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Are they really all Denver Broncos? I thought they were all Obama surrogates of one subsidiary or another! I thought it was mugshot/campaign photo. #1 and #2 look like the same guy, possibly Marcus Lamont Hill. 3and4 could be the same guy, some pundit/occutard. 5 and 6 as well. All of them could be matched to a corresponding pic, with the exception of the cracka at the bottom, and the actual 2-side mugshot! That was the first thing I thought of. Although it was fresh in my mind, due to the “portrait” I had to pose for Monday, as consequence of my personal small stand against the Tyranny of the DMV Tax and Oppress Regulations! But that’s another story!!!

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Are they all from Sweden? Just guessing…

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Third down on our far right… let me guess, he is auditioning for the role of the new black Pipi Longstockings??

http://www.childstarlets.com/lobby/bios/inger_nilsson.html

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I say mugshots… yep.

Pampered, spoiled, well developed sense of entitlement; yes – they are physically talented but morally impaired mugshots.

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How is their record compared to Congress?

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