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That’s right!

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Bon Qui Qui – Sakurity, sakurity, this person’s got ta go!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZkdcYlOn5M
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Don’t mess with American Mom.

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If mamma ain’t happy. Ain’t nobody happy.

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Momma would be happy if you all cleaned up after yourself – at least some of the time.

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It’s that li’l heart that shows she *cares*….

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The Queen Shall Be Obeyed

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leave the kitchen like nothing ever happened!!!!

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@cfm990 – the couple of times I’ve run into guys who said that, they were jerks.

They don’t really believe it. It’s like a snide remark.

I hope that’s not you, because that would mean you are bitter.

Momma is most happy when poppa is happy.

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Who the phuque needs 1.5 hours to clean a kitchen?

Doesn’t she own a pressure washer?
Duh! Women!

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I know this is supposed to be “funny”, but I can’t imagine my mother ever saying something like this to me or my siblings.

And we always had a clean house.

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“I will cut you….” ….like a bitch.

Don’t fuck with Mom.

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For Pete’s sake! She’s being funny/exasperated. Frankly, I gave up on having an immaculate house when my child was born. Learned when he was 13 that I should have waited until he left home to buy new furniture, because all the friends coming over who have no respect for other people’s property.

It can get frustrating. And having the men in your life making fun and demoralizing you for being frustrated and wanting a nice home, sucks.

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That’s great, I’ll bet your mother’s fun to be around. You’re a lucky guy.

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LOL, I wouldn’t have said that, mainly because my son tends to take things seriously–you have to know your audience

But I can relate, it’s like he is following behind me messing up what I’ve just cleaned.

Recently he was at camp and I managed to get the house clean after work each day during this week. And it was so awesome to wake up and come home to a clean house!

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Yes, well, we wouldn’t want to teach our children to have respect and take responsibility/clean up after themselves.

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@Lisl – my post wasn’t in response to yours. Your post just popped up first.

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I use to clean the kitchen everyday for my Mom. Even as an adult with 2 children I would go to her house and make her bed and get dinner on for her and my dad. They could come home and relax. I still have my Mom – if you still have yours around do something nice.

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I see nothing wrong with this.

One of the hardest parts of being a mom is making other people take ownership and responsibility of a shared space like the family home, especially a high traffic area like the kitchen. I thought my college roommates were slobs. Then I had kids.

This is a mom’s workspace. How would you feel if someone came to your office and dropped a deuce on your desk?

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No worries, Dianne

I have started making my son clean his messes up–not just of his stuff but I mean like crumbs all over the floor after eating, etc. If it gets in the way of play, I say, “Oh that is so sad” and go back to what I am doing. Show no pity!!!!!

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Amen Joe, Amen.

I could not grasp how much bigger and colder the world is with Mom gone.

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Anyone who says moms can’t be like that never was introduced to my mom, at 76 I still think she’d cut me if I left a mess, her house was and is always immaculate …….
still gotta love mom……;-)

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Deplorable!

Doesn’t anyone care about grammar anymore?

The correct phrase is: “I’mmuna cutchoo”

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If you cut me you will have a bigger mess to clean up

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Too late, you should have got me in the birth canal

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Love it!!!

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hour and a fucking half … what? your 14 yo have a “Lovin the Big O” ABORTION shower for the Big O and then HAD THE DAMN ABORTION on the kitchen island counter ?!?!?

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/s..someyall need this

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