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Boy assaults innocent bird with his face
Boy hit by bird on 6 Flags roller coaster
A boy is recovering after he was hit in the face by a bird while riding a roller coaster at an amusement park in New Jersey.
The collision occurred as the Kingda Ka coaster at Six Flags Great Adventure in Jackson was returning to the station Thursday.
The boy was taken to a nearby hospital for treatment of minor injuries to his face and neck. His name was not released.
The 456-foot tall Kingda Ka coaster, which reaches speeds up to 128 mph, was shut down for about half an hour.
Hybrid Lemon
July 28th, 2012
Sarthurk
July 28th, 2012
The little bastard is obviously a racist!
Open-Heart Perjury
July 28th, 2012
“speeds up to 128 mph”
That is way too fuukin fast!
Jerry Manderin
July 28th, 2012
The tragedy is that it is the bird who gets lost in this story. Poor thing. Probably on its way to the nest to care for its babies. Then some human being who isn’t meant for such heights comes out of nowhere, kills the mother, and leaves the innocent to starve to death.
I need a quaalude.
Anonymous
July 28th, 2012
Wait for it…
PETA is mobilizing a band of scummy socialist misfits to protest the park, and probably set up a camp outside the young bird murderer’s house.
serfer62
July 28th, 2012
Was it a black bird?
Anonymous
July 28th, 2012
Its Bush’s Fault.
OzarksAbe
July 28th, 2012
Who is the headline writer?
How did the bird get a ticket to ride the roller coaster in the first place?