Home - by Cardigan - July 27, 2012 - 23:15 America/New_York - 56 Comments
July 27th, 2012
she can’t hide what she is.
dapenguin in Alaska
Don’t they usually put you heavies on the back end as the anchors
Put some water buffalo on the barby.
BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP
Chewbacca gets help pulling the Millenium Falcon out of a ditch.
Pull harder kids, Barry got this one REALLY stuck in his ass this time!
The queen of the USSA in her $200.00 sneakers, and exclusive desiner $5800.00 silk top and pant set, lends a hand as she screams commands to pull the buffet steam table closer to her seat location …
I don’t know, I’m getting a bit turned on. OH FUCK!! Jenny McCarthy, Kate Upton!!
I think they should bring back the tug-o-war in the Olympics.
Greyscape. Down boy, down. forget it.
dang you sapper, you stole my line…
Her Royal Hamhock puts some ass into it.
With an ass like that, who needs an anchor??
Best not get behind her. I hear Wookies explosively shoot shit balls like camels when they squat and strain….
i mean really
couldn’t she just go back to lining up against the 6-man sled?
There’s a sneaker under her ass that’s facing the wrong direction. Did the Moose’s black hole claim another victim?
Abby Normal Dude
First Lady Bullwinkle Moose sez: Hey Rocky- watch me pull a hughe grebil out of Baracks ass!
Rocky: That trick never works
Fing bitch. She will take that rope from that boy. What a douche. I don’t care anymore. I hate these people more than life.
Aaaaaah shit I shouldn’t have worn white pants.
cmon barack, its jan 3. You GOTTA GET OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE, that dam Romney has to move in!!
Eating a man alive was hard work. It took five screaming zombies just to yank out the large intestine.
That’s MY pork chop!!!!!!!
Look at the ass, the size of two zip codes.
July 28th, 2012
boy in the let’s move shirt, “hey lady. did you cut the cheese? that’s nasty”
Sorry, no caption. (Did enjoy the ones offered by those with more sense of humor,though.) Can’t even find the funny in our “first lady” acting so undignified for the one millionth time. Jesus fuckin’ Christ! What the fuck? Can you imagine any one of our previous first ladies engaging in such behavior? Remember the Jimmy Fallon thing in the WH? Holy shit. Classless!
Keep pulling kids, we gotta get Biden’s head out of the bannister rails AGAIN!
Yeah, nothing like using the Olympics for your own personal politics. Let’s plan on you moving OUT next January, m’kay?
Oh, and btw, first rule of big girls club, is NO WHITE PANTS!
Look at those fabulous arms! And that…that…oh nevermind, just look at those fabulous arms!
Helping Barry Husein tighten the noose around America’s neck
She’s fucked in the head. I think she’s neurotically insecure.
Always trying too hard, always “look at me”, has no clue what her “role” should be and is a living embarrassment.
I can’t wait for Ann Romney to bring some dignity back.
Oh NO! It’s a fart apocalypse!
Norm. Hit ya with the T.U. Not enough.
Truer words have never
Secret Service Agent on the right. “If this pig whore hits the ground, I’m not helping her up!”
“Pull you Communist Pinkos. We can do it.”
Boobie the Rocket Dog
Anybody know the Secret Service code names for Moose and the Moosettes?
Come on kids, keep going as long as you can so everyone can see me.
Pull kids if we don’t get elected again you won’t have this “free” shit when you’re older! More! more! more!
I don’t normally eat children, but when I do they are not mine.
With MOO as their anchor, they KNEW that Ronald, Mayor McCheese, the Hamburglar, Grimace and company, were NO match for them!
Looks like the kids behind her got a little wookie gas and almost died.
What the picture doesn’t show is Sponge Bob Squarepants in the only one pulling the rope on the other side.
Off Topic but a must see.
Mooch at the opening games and Mitt and Ann at the opening games.
Lots of great pics Mitt and Ann come in more towards the bottom.
Butt the wookiee I hate America comes out just like you would expect.
I think she was pissed when the said team America the most successful country in the world. Really pissed her off.
“After the first tug, the first “lady” let out a real Bronx Cheer.”
Maudie N Mandeville
Guy behind Mooch: “My leg! Get her ass off my leg! Oh the humanity!”
Would hate to be a Secret Service agent knowing part of your job description includes possibly taking a bullet for those two commie pieces-o-shit.
Put your weight into it, Moose! That’ll show ‘em!
Trying to pull a hair out of DNC Debbie’s backside.
The behind with the enormous white pants deserves a wide load flag
99th Squad Leader
Mooch, the North American Sasquatch competes in the Tug of War event at the Olympics in London.
After Novembah,my new job is gonna be birfin elephants!!!!
I wonder if she beeps when she backs up that fat a$$ of hers.
July 30th, 2012
“Pull ya little fucks…..theres a platter of tamales down the well I’se got dibbs on!!!”
One cannot help but wonder if Moochie and Debbie compare equipment when standing side by side at the urinals in the WH?
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